RFCK BUT NO SLUDGE FOR BABIES (ONLY)

endless war

RFCK

A parody of The Ashes by Just Fern, based on the Frog Fractions saga in youtube show Rowdy Fuckers, Cop Killers.
Co-hosts Ben Saint and Munchy roast members of the My Little Pony community for hours, invite some classic ~youtuber drama~ and then have a reflective chat with one of the people who made a reaction video, 'For No Good Reason.'
Totally silly idea in its inception. I just really like All The Space I've Taken Up and my brain did most of this on its own. I couldn't stop it. I only really wrote verse 2 by myself. The rest was God.

Check out Fern's work
https://justfern.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-space-ive-taken-up

Lyrics:

We return to Frog Fractions
Shit on old ex-acquaintances
Same old show, stagnant fandom
We return to Frog Fractions

And can't you see
You're living in a nightmare that we have to flee
This is not a valuable community
Podcasts, ep analysis, and bad OCs
You're all a bunch of freaks

We return to Frog Fractions
Shit on old ex-acquaintances
Same old show, stagnant fandom
We return to Frog Fractions

FNGR
Come sit down with us; we are clearing up bad blood
Chats and fights to read and right when they blow up
Show our cards, have many laughs when you are gone
So yeah we led you on

We return to Frog Fractions
Shit on old ex-acquaintances
Same old show, stagnant fandom
We return to Frog Fractions

Frog Fractions

Frog Fractions 2
i recorded the first one with the wrong microphone like a fool
so here's the same thing but hopefully better
and also i did more ~production stuff~ and by that i mean i've been using audacity for a matter of hours

A parody of The Ashes by Just Fern, based on the Frog Fractions saga in youtube show Rowdy Fuckers, Cop Killers.
Co-hosts Ben Saint and Munchy roast members of the My Little Pony community for hours, invite some classic ~youtuber drama~ and then have a reflective chat with one of the people who made a reaction video, 'For No Good Reason.'
Totally silly idea in its inception. I just really like All The Space I've Taken Up and my brain did most of this on its own. I couldn't stop it. I only really wrote verse 2 by myself. The rest was God.

Check out Fern's work
https://justfern.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-space-ive-taken-up

Lyrics:

We return to Frog Fractions
Shit on old ex-acquaintances
Same old show, stagnant fandom
We return to Frog Fractions

And can't you see
You're living in a nightmare that we had to flee
This is not a valuable community
Podcasts, ep analysis, and bad OCs
You're all a bunch of freaks

We return to Frog Fractions
Shit on old ex-acquaintances
Same old show, stagnant fandom
We return to Frog Fractions

FNGR
Come sit down with us; we are clearing up bad blood
Chats and fights to read and right when they blow up
Show our cards, have many laughs when you are gone
So yeah we led you on

We return to Frog Fractions
Shit on old ex-acquaintances
Same old show, stagnant fandom
We return to Frog Fractions

Frog Fractions 2: Frog Fractions Attempt #2 Version 2

This Is Milwaukee is a parody of This Is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas, set in New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee.
The Lord of Ghosts has been elected Mayor of NLACakaNM and spooks have ascended. Beware.

Written and conceived by sweet mouse, with guests writing or collaborating on their own parts
Produced by sweet mouse
Instrumental track property of Danny Elfman or some shit 
Cover art by Levy Jevy

And featuring the vocal talents of:
Levy Jevy as The High Priestess
Koff as A Spooky Ghost
Tobastion as The Slime Wizard
Lemontart as A Mirage

and sweet mouse as everyone else

Lyrics:

[SHADOWS]
Juveniles of every age
You've elected something strange
You can't stop this now, you'll see
This new town of Milwaukee

[PUMPKINS]
This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee
Pokemon scream in the dead of night

[GHOSTS]
This is Milwaukee, everybody make a scene
Haunt and creep till the gang members all die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Milwaukee

[Levy Jevy]
I am the one guiding all of your dead
High Priestess with an army in my stead

[Koff]
I am the one guiding you to despair
I'm ready to haunt so fight if you dare

[CORPSES]
This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee
New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee!

[VAMPIRES]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the LORD OF GHOSTS

[MAYOR]
In this town, what's become of it?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[CORPSES]
Round that corner, that it's a vengeful Poliwrath
Back from hell waiting to pounce, and how you'll...

[HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING MAN]
Scream! This is Milwaukee
Fade to black, slimy green

[WEREWOLF]
PVP?

[WITCHES]
Well, that's just fine
Pay it once, pay it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Pale like the moon to the Negaslime

[HANGING TREE]
Everybody scream, everybody scream

[HANGED MEN]
In our town of Milwaukee!

[Tobastion]
I am the lich with the skeleton face
Sorcerer of slime and death's embrace

[LemonTart]
I am the mirage that holds your stare
Chills down your spine. Am I even there?

[sweet mouse]
I am the clatter on your roof at night
Hope you don't scream at the sound of mice

[CORPSES]
This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee
New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee!

[CHILD CORPSE TRIO]
Faithful voters everywhere
Life's no fun without a ghost Mayor

[PARENT CORPSES]
That's our choice, reluctantly
In our town of Milwaukee

[CORPSES]
In this town

[MAYOR]
What's become of it?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

[CORPSES]
Our Lord Mayor might catch you with a scare
Yell "BOO" SDJKSHFDKLSF
Make you fucking shit your pants
This is Milwaukee, everybody scream

[HANGING TREE AND HANGED MEN]
Won't ya listen close to a very spooky guy?

[CORPSES]
In his flaps is his handy dandy notepad
Everyone accept the terms and conditions

[EVERYONE]
This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee
New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee!

[CORPSE CHILD TRIO]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the Lord of Ghosts

[EVERYONE]
La, la, la, (Milwaukee! Milwaukee!)
La-la-la, la, la (Milwaukee! Milwaukee!)
La-la-la, la, la, (Milwaukee! Milwaukee!)
La-la-la, la-la-la, hey!

this is milwaukee

The Negaslime has descended as prophesied and there is no recourse.

Slimes 40:2 New Los Angeles Version (NLAV)
 
He lifted me out of the slimy pit,
    out of the mud and mire;
he set my feet on a rock
    and cast me instead into despair.

Lyrics:

Pulled off the highway in Arizona
And lo our hearts were black and vacant
Made for the chapel without weapons,
And without hope, and without regret

Lord restore this lifeless home
Light once brilliant through the stained glass
Now the grey of polished stone

He has fixed his sign in the sky
He has cast me to the pit
And let me lie

Left that place in ruin
Trying to remember the sight of hues
Walked by graffiti and i stared
For several hours and then left in an instant

To the endless drudgery of these streets
Let my mouth be ever fresh with pleas

He has fixed his sign in the sky
He has cast me to the pit
And let me lie

Each warning true
Each wall thrust through
With all the sharp amorphous tendrils
That pull the life out of me and you

Take solace in Minecraft
We will get out what we put in
Don't you worry

Try to forget the things we've
Lost along the way - everything we had
We embrace the phony sight
Lord send me an illusion if i can't be vivified

He has fixed his sign in the sky
He has cast me to the pit
And he will let me lie

--

sweet mouse
lyrics, vocals
twitter.com/Malanaks

Oreo-sama - @user-903272156
guitar
www.instagram.com/im_actually_good_at_guitar/

Richard - @richiebeans
bass
richardlentrup.wixsite.com/richard

the canyon goats | A DEVILISH DIRGE FOR THE MANY VICTIMS OF THE FIRST ENDLESS WAR

slimes 40:2 | HE LIFTED ME OUT OF THE SLIMY PIT, OUT OF THE MUD AND MIRE

The Rowdys were ahead, but with the underhanded tactics that got them there, they were receiving criticism from sweet mouse.
"Rowdys don't fight."
Seani decided something in that moment and sweet mouse would come to have some regrets.

Lyrics:

I did not show at the dojo, I don’t need it any more
I've got almost enough slime to pop and i'm near the market door
Men fill out the stock exchange tryna make a buck
Let him who thinks he knows no fear sell high and try his luck

Worthless bodies in shallow pauper's graves
Know how a weeb becomes a pleeb when they dare to play

Skim past all the passive names, victims shining bright
I can feel my pupils dilate, my body wants a fight
Some shivering middle class killer with some coin he'd like to sell
Don't even check his level, I just send him straight to hell

Worthless bodies in shallow pauper's graves
Earn nothing but destruction when they dare to play

Half the city resort to staying safe by staying dead
Get lost inside my task and rip a tourist's face to shreds
Lambs queueing for the slaughter as the slimecoin price rolls high
Send your strongest to the boss room, watch each of them die
Get told to make efficient kills - keep some slime on hand
Everyone who moves a single muscle: cut down where they stand

Worthless bodies in shallow pauper's graves
Old tycoons grow submissive when they dare to play

--

sweet mouse
lyrics, vocals
twitter.com/Malanaks

Oreo-sama - @user-903272156
guitar, vocals
www.instagram.com/im_actually_good_at_guitar/

watchdog gimmick | SEANI BEATS UP EVERYBODY

In the days before Endless War, future kingpin, Ben Saint  has his first brush with the law.

Lyrics:

Radcon I
You lectured the PCP on Christian Weston Chandler
All eyes were on you

Radcon III
Cryptocurrency was the game
Prices were going down, down, down and
Nothing in the ground was left for you to dig to

By the night
You'd made a whole bunch of brand new plans
Notions you used to look down on,
And you'd figured out a way to make real money
Selling coins on the net and it felt stupendous,
Gold plates on your Oculus Rift
But mining at night was a bad idea
And streaming it near a cop was a worse one

The new laws said that Bestie Boy could
stab people with swords
And you were the first one
So I sing this song for you
Ben "Cop Killer" Saint, you
Flew into Radcon III with big dreams
but Tom got a little rowdy on you, yeah

--

sweet mouse
lyrics, vocals
twitter.com/Malanaks

Oreo-sama - @user-903272156
guitar
www.instagram.com/im_actually_good_at_guitar/

fall of the star ex-brony poketuber | BEN S'AINT DOIN' SO HOT

I figured out that my method is slower than the official method

Illegal Uptown Sludge

Sludged History

The Knights Of Boogie Sludged

The Devil Went Down To NLACakaNM

Horrifying Encounter With Omnitaneous

A parody of Losing My Religion by R.E.M. based on the exploits of Paradox Crocs.

Lyrics:
big iron is bigger
he's bigger than you and you are quite big
the heights that he can reach to
the towers in the skies
oh no, i've said too much
i set it up
that's me in the cockpit
that's me in a nosedive
doing 9/11
trying to melt steel beams
and i don't know if fuel can do it
oh no, i've said too much
i haven't said enough 
i thought that i heard you clapping
i thought that i heard you cheer
i'm pretty sure i'm the good guy
every september
of every subsequent year
i'm building 9/11
trying to reset the field
like a like a cool, buff, and giant dude, dude
oh no, i've said too much
i set it up
consider this
consider this
idea of the century
consider this
the trip that brought those
towers clean to rubble
what if all these tragedies
come right back around
and now i've said too much
i thought that i heard you clapping
i thought that i heard you cheer
i'm pretty sure i'm the good guy
cause that was just a meme
that was just a meme
that's me in the cockpit
that's me in a nosedive
doing 9/11 (2)
trying to beat my high score
and i don't know if i can do it
but i have got to try
i have to tear the sky
i thought that i heard you clapping
i thought that i heard you cheer
i'm pretty sure i'm the good guy
cause that was just a meme
fly, fry
why fly
that was just a meme, just a meme, just a meme
meme

Doing 9/11

looks at everything the way you're only supposed to look at clouds