there's bed bugs, in beechview
so i moved,  to dormont
all the way,  to mount lebo
they have sticks up their ass.  

upper class, lower class
communists have more class.
 
there's crackheads in carrick
subsidies are rampant
ebt and wic checks
thunderbird,  malt liquor


barbeques and gunshots
in the the hood, of beltzhoover
dirty needles, and stamp bags
debbie snacks and newports.  


the south, hills of pittsburgh
 is the, best place to live. 

Bedbugs In Beechview

Make Me Cum, Make Me Smile

from brookline to beechview
 to dormont i hate you

you dont have the self respect
first of the month you get a check
you don't tip the pizza man shit

got yourself a fresh newport
on the run from child support
you don't give your baby's mom shit

you got a new pair of j's
smoking weed all night and day
you'll never amount to shit

yea you got your hoopty towed
lame ass walking down the road
you're gonna dirty up those new kicks 

your mother must be proud

michael jordan thinks youre an asshole
i personally think youre an asshole
that fat bitch that you fuck thinks ur an asshole

Your Mother Must Be Proud

pseudo punks at the mall
shopping at hot topic
they got their doc martins on
check out their poser outfit
safety pins, skinny jeans
what an emo faggot
 
we're all equal in the end
thats not punk to me
we're all friends and we're united
thats not punk to me
let me fuck ur punk rock girl
yea thats punk to me
 
liberal pussy, punk rock pussy
make it say oi oi oi
unimpressed with the way u dress
that won't stop my rockhard penis
men like me are from pittsburgh
women like you are still from venus.

blue hair, pink hair,
red hair, no hair
i am gonna penetrate u

im impressed with ur dress
and now i want ur thong






That's Not Punk To Me

tell me what it is that you do
ur obsessed with frivolous things
working ur life away for urself
so u can strive to get ahead

spreading ur legs for an ugly dork
no way u enjoy sex with him
u have a nice house in mt lebanon
status symbol is what its about

another sexy ass soccer mom
condom waste by a hideous nerd
is that what life's all about
that bmw makes you proud

aren't u embarassed to be seen with him
i don't think he compliments ur figure
look at his glasses and the way he walks
but hey there fellas whats ur gmail?

she wouldn't fuck me cuz im not a nerd


Not Nerdy Enough For Her Vagina

i seen u up in dormont
and u made my dick hard
the precum's drippin
get outta my dreams 
and into my car
i wanna smell ur raunchy thong
cum on ur face
send you back to brookline
ur a fuckin disgrace

fucked u in the cemetery
i shot cum everywhere
you are such a nasty bitch
i smeared it in ur pretty hair

ur daddy issues awarded me
extra time with ur pussy
in and out, up and down
suck it bitch, suck it now
show me how much of a whore you are
suck my asshole tenderly
say my name, say it bitch
manic mike, manic mike

20 minutes of dialogue
then we fuck an hour long

 

Sluts In Dormont

smoking your cigarettes after your workout
i really like your yoga pants
is that a red g-string you have on?
or did your tampon explode
plug it up you nasty whore
plug up that wide hole of yours
i prefer my whores to wear yoga pants
i also prefer for them to keep their stupid fuckin mouths shut

i probably wouldn't like the guy that created yoga pants
but i like the way it makes their cameltoe look

a lack of yoga pants in castle shannon
i don't understand what happened
all the whores are in mt. lebo
dressing like they need attention
check this out you yoga slut
you have got my cock's attention  
i prefer my whores to wear yoga pants
i also prefer for them to keep their stupid fuckin mouths shut

i wanna fuck your mom when she's wearing yoga pants

MILFs In Yoga Pants

another lying slut 
out for attention
fucking up my life
and it wasn't expected
now i'm fuckin stressed
chewing up xanax
if i had a vagina
i'd be fucking you up bitch 

everything that comes out of her 
mouth is a lie
everything that goes in 
is a bunch of penis

its a well known fact
that you're fucked in the head
the doctors couldn't help you
you came to my bed
zoloft pussy that shit's dry
sand on my dick
i was always nice
i do not deserve this

stupid
mentally ill
boring
take all your pills
shut up
you have nothing to say
fuck you 
ill piss in your face

i am calling western psych

302 this lying bitch

your pussy has no odor,
you have no soul.

Your Pussy Has No Odor, You Have No Soul

ur pussy's too
fat for me to fuck
oh my that's
a giant fucking womb
i don't wanna get
lost in that thing
there's no cumming
when i can't feel nothing
i don't want a blowjob
my dick'll smell like cheetos.
  
a little self respect
a little self control
next thing that you know
i'd be diving in ur pussy

manic mike don't fuck fat bitches 
he's too good for that
hit the gym and put those donuts back 

50 pounds overweight
get the fuck away from me

temptation 
at the bakery
dunkin donuts 
walk ur fat ass by
subway hoagies
let me think about that
dollar menu
thats outta the question
taco bell
thats bad for ur asshole



Still Never Fucked A Fat Bitch

you've been on ur rag for days now,
look what i've got, anal lube.
penetration is so simple 
i will use the whole damn tube.
stinkin' this place up is the price
we pay for a happy night

slip it in,
i push harder
please don't shit on my dick

burn an incense, light a match
i can't stand this fuckin smell. 
burritos, nachos, enchiladas.
terrible choice at taco bell.
you had this all planned out perfect
ur such a vindictive whore.

taco bell is bad for your asshole

ur tampon string is covered in shit

The Anal Sex Song

waiting on u 
to pick up ur phone
i've been jonesing for hours
and i can't hold on
i gotta get high
wanna snort some shit

legalize the shit
make em get a real job

time is precious and ur 
wasting my time
pick up ur phone
i want more than a dime
i wanna smoke some shit
and have a good time. 

lousy ass dealers
get a real job
  

Unemployed Drug Dealers


thirteen years you've been a slave, CRACK!
grab your blue bic, suck your glass dick
90 hours a week at lil nippers
here's team dave he owes me twenty dollars
50 piece 20 piece hundred piece
thats why youre always late on your lease
in your house is damn near toxic
all you smell is farts burnt plastic

this is your brain on drugs
join team dave and have some fun
this is your brain on drugs
join team dave he gets no hugs

flick flick fuck, i need a bic
wish i had a candlestick

used to have a happy home with your wife
traded it for crack, now that's your life
gave up hygiene, toothpaste, dental floss
what's the cost you'll pay for your loss.
sold the car, sold the phone
sell anything to smoke crack all alone.
i know its hard to stop the temptation
emancipate yourself from enslavement

this is your brain on drugs
join team dave and have some fun
this is your brain on drugs
join team dave he gets no hugs

Team Dave's On The Loose

everywhere i go
everyone i see
anywhere i turn
anywhere i'll be
there's always a hot girl trying to fuck me
manic mike manic mike, please pick me

i got sore dick syndrome

underpaid and overfucked
overtime i bust my nut

i fucked her so hard i broke the condom in her cunt

you fuck like a fast food employee but you cum like a rock star

your average sized penis feels like a footlong

cum in my hair, i want it in my hair


Sore Dick Syndrome

persecuted in my home town
harassed, fucked with, bust my balls
you people keep pointing your pointy fingers
like you've never seen a day in court
i paid off all my restitution
and chose to walk a friendly path
i donate money, sacrifice my time
try to make this a better place
but i can't deal with all this bullshit
you better get the fuck out of my face.


all these years,
all these tears.
the sacrifices i've made

its my life, its my choice
i live my life my own way.
you should be grateful for this system
it enables you to act this way.
running your mouth like a fuckin asshole
if i hit you i go away
post my bail, my day in court
the only way i'll wear a dress shirt
emptied my account for this jew lawyer.
i wanna see the light of day.

Persecuted in Pittsburgh

i met her in her boyfriends house in dormont
she was drunk and down on her luck
drinkin her lunch, breakfast and dinner
her own mom knows she's no winner
it didn't take much to impress her
cuz she was already fuckin a loser.

its my pussy, i make the choice
it don't mean shit if your pussy aint moist.

next thing you know, she's on her knees
coughing, choking, spittin out my seeds
another day passes, she fucks another friend
she calls me up. Oh no, here we go again.
i dragged her ass to the local portajohn
gave her a money shot, she wiped it off with her thong

its my pussy, i make the choice
it don't mean shit if your pussy aint moist.

she needs, i need, gimme amoxocillin
we need, you need amoxocillin.

Amoxocillin

Coffee Shop Girl

he defends her when she fucks me
manic mike, manic mike he does what he please

your girlfriend calls me on the phone
your girlfriend, she's not alone
your girlfriend gives shitty head
your girlfriend's a mutual friend
her boyfriend's a fall down lush
her boyfriend is too drunk to fuck
her boyfriend's at work all day
while she gives her sweet pussy away

my penis wouldn't disagree
when your girlfriend's down on her knees
my penis is so damn eager
to penetrate and mislead her
you're a fool for putting up with this
my penis just came on her lips
what's that smell? its manic mike
he was fucking your girl last night



Your Girlfriend's A Mutual Friend

these are lonely times in dormont
i can't find my fucking whore
i'm driving up and down west lib
i can't see nothing. what gives?
there used to be these sluts in dormont
now there's nothing but fat pigs
guess i'll go into toms diner
at this point i just can't win

order a gyro, french fries with cheese
then i see that fuckin goof
dirty looks, yea he's mad
maybe he'd like to smell my finger
i was playing the in and out game
with his girlfriend last night
he's too much of a fucking coward
to take it outside for a fight

i'm not sorry for the things i did
no hard feelings, just my hard dick
just my hard dick. and she loved it.


these are perilous times in dormont
my penis just crossed the line
i can't stop these things that i do
i fuck her all the time
she's good looking but she's boring
she just sits there, don't say much
beer on her breath smells like dormont
when she's absent i miss her touch

i pick her up on eastmont
and we play the in and out game
no i never used protection
that would affect my erection
i bent her over, smacked her ass
she'll all smiles after the task
we fucked numerous times in the past
this surely won't be the last. 

my cum is in her mouth 
she spit it out

No Hard Feelings, Just My Hard Dick

walking home drunk
i got attacked
for no reason, 
so i fought back
they whooped my ass
put me in handcuffs
hospital bed
staples in my head

dormont beatdown

police brutality 
and corruption
is some bullshit
i shouldn't deal with
now i might have 
to face a sentence
got a lawyer 
to fight the charges

Dormont Beatdown

i cant be enthusiastic 
about a system that i hate
low paying jobs and capitalism
want me to pretend I'm fake
next thing u know im hearing voices
need some new pills to take
this dress code, this way of living
bullshit, no debate

i refuse to be your slave
go fuck yourself, i quit

ill be ok
everything will abate

i cant be enthusiastic
about a system that i hate
i want respect, i want my dignity
where's the integrity
working for peanuts their hands in my pocket
overtaxing me
60 hours a week, running ur mouth
stick it between ur teeth


he was flaunting his power
enamoured of his ownership
his eyes were the color of money
i rejected his authority 
 3 words
i fucking quit
i took back the power he once had over me

Contempt For Capitalism

hangin out at wilkies wasting my time
pounding out jack n cokes cleansing my mind
focus on the wrong it was my fault
exasperation, solitude that's what i got

looking back in time what was i after 
happiness, joy, then there was laughter
maybe i was wrong, maybe im right
im not going down bitch without a fight

living at the ritz what's better than this
had this hot bitch sucking my dick
she was fuckin nuts man, cuttin herself
wait a minute bitch this is my mental health

i wanna thank you wilkies, u were there for me
johnny boy johnny boy, thanks for the 40
good old uncle chuck, down on his luck
drinking all night and he only left a buck

times have changed, the bar aint the same
different name, different crowd damn its a shame
rest in peace wilkies remember the name


Hangin' Out At Wilkie's

walk through the house surrounded by shit
take a look around, u need a yard sale
tripping over things that don't belong
u need a garbage bag and a couple hours.
think of all the booze you could buy
when you liquidate all this clutter

hoarders in dormont
sell your shit, have a yard sale

whats that smell. dog shit
cat shit. 409 it.
there's dust and dirty dishes
hoarders are united
think of all the booze you could buy
when you liquidate all this clutter

15216

Yard Sale 15216

straight out the doctors office 6 refills
he showed me mercy and gave me my pills
ready to go face the day
dormont pharmacy knows my name

I'm so fortunate i have good luck
swallow 3 of these i'm ready to fuck
bend you over, ram it up your butt
these great pills supress my nut

you're in pain but that's ok
sacrifices will be made
sooner or later i'll bust my nut
in the meantime i'll fingerbang ur cunt

when I'm with you i feel special
when I'm with you i smile

you wouldn't like me without my meds

me with my meds, i'm so happy
i can't find my meds
i scoured the entire house

Chemically Dependent

she's off to western psych
trying to fix her life

the white room still smells like urine
there's a price to pay for your actions
she's here for rehabilitation
a patient with no patience
a guinea pig they feed you pills
a lifetime of free refills
emotionally you're disturbed
too much for the suburbs

another self-inflicted wound on your arm
painful memories from these scars
you only have one life and one body
enough's enough there's always the next party

72 hours or 72 weeks
i hope you find relief
in a way we're kindred spirits
learn from this life experience
fortitude, perservance 
i need you in my life please get through this
call me upon your release
we'll celebrate your sobriety

Too Much For The Suburbs

your face is my playground

you work to pay the bills
on the couch, i just chill
patiently awaiting for you.
your mouth i will fill
you've been at work all day
i need a bj

your face is my playground

washing the dishes 
cleaning the house
when you get home
i'll fuck your mouth
you've been at work all day
i need a bj

sodium, salt, msg
suck me where i pee








Your Face Is My Playground

Primo Product Pt. 3

i got my girlie glasses
i used my herbal essence
my chucks are fuckin filthy
i'll make you feel alive
i am on neurotins
we'll go and feed the ducks

fuckin on the first date
thats what i'm after
thats what i want

we are holding hands
in the cemetery
you don't appreciate life
well look at these bastards
i got my fingers down
in your yoga pants
 
don't be afraid to grab my penis
this is a treat that's just for you

into your mouth
into your pussy
into your mouth
money shot

they say you're a slut
but you're my slut
who gives a fuck
what they think

i got my girlie glasses
i used my herbal essence
my chucks are fuckin filthy
i'll make you feel alive

I'll Make You Feel Alive

people in pittsburgh have no life
worry about yourself avoid the strife
piss me off, i wanna choke you
mind your own business is what you should do.
next thing you know I'm forming a plan
fuck, I'm on probation

next time you see a cop
you should thank him
he's the only reason 
you're still breathing

i am minding my own business
that's not good enough for you
wanna provoke me to violence
sit in acj and rot
lost my temper, lost control
i'm too old to behave like this

court costs, restitution
i got a jew lawyer

i didn't wanna be that guy with bruised knuckles

I've Got a Jew Lawyer

Michael Marrotti
Justin Philman
     Manic Mike and the Mood Stabilizers are a Pittsburgh Hardcore band with a chemical imbalance, shit attitude, and an uncontrollable lust for sexual encounters with the opposite gender. 
    We are Pro-Pussy!
    If that's not cool enough for you, I suggest you go fuck yourself after you've been properly thrusted by your sexual partner who happens to be the same gender and vehemently disagrees with my fucked up, yet righteous prerogative. 
     The endless search for an audience that not only likes, but appreciates our style has left me with a flaccid penis, when all I wanna do is be hard enough to ejaculate freely and smile afterwards. 
     Making all the wrong choices for all the right reasons has been very expedient to the song-writing material in this band. Fucking up can be a good thing for the creative mind. 
    The ultimate goal of this band is to have 100 original songs uploaded on this account, where as most people's life's work consists of never missing a Steeler game and getting perpetually wasted off of Iron City Beer. 
     The mundane existence in Pittsburgh often leaves me feeling like "Fuck my life". I can assure you this, once I find that big vagina that is life, it will be vigorously fucked by my chemically induced, stubborn penis that refuses to cum in under 20 minutes. 

































































































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