It might take me a sec to finish the full track but for now we can listen to what I've got!! :>

stream it elsewhere! tinyurl.com/guesswhatyouretrans

stems if you wanna remix it! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TOerXGgBW7zUZz2v3z6B6IdPWb1d9FLt?usp=sharing

Credit to @rainbowfoxchu for the icon!

Guess What You're Trans! (Preview)

White And Nerdy (Weird Al cover)

Brony Polka (Weird Al Style Medley)  AAC 128k

Stormcloaks? Must have been the wind. 
Dragons? Probably just my imagination. 
For the Skyrim Guard, life is easy as a stolen sweetroll... even if you take an arrow in the knee.

"Must Have Been the Wind" by The Chalkeaters
Written by Alios
Music Producer: Ergy

Vocals: Black Gryph0n
Guitars: Ergy
Drums: Alex Goodman
Mixing Engineer and Additional Production: Andy Naida
Management: Vasilisa Denisova
Choir: Black Gryph0n, Ergy, Gary ST, Marti

Cover art: Pondis

Must Have Been the Wind (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Underrated banger locked behind Go+

For all my fellow Weird Al fans out there, here you go!

That's Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al

An exercise in minimalistic lyrics and busy bass playing.

Read Between The Lines

volta

I'll just let the lyrics speak for this one.


[Intro]
Yo, it's MC Gylax in the house,
Spitting fire 'bout Kevin, Gothar, and Shasta, 
Straight from the Forbidden Realms, get ready for this.

[Verse 1]
In the heart of the Realms where the shadows creep,
Kevin the Hobbit, he don’t play, he’s got a rep to keep.
A thief by trade, jacking fools with his hands,
Moving through the darkness, taking over lands.

Got Gothar the Orc, a beast on the prowl,
With an axe in his grip, making enemies howl.
Shasta’s casting spells, she’s a magic beast,
Mixing mage with cleric, she's a savage feast.

[Pre-Chorus]
We on a mission, deep into the night,
Shadowspire Caverns, ready for the fight.
Dragon’s got the treasure, we’re here to take it all,
Gonna make that beast fall, hear the battle call.

[Chorus]
In Forbidden Realms, legends rise,
Kevin, Gothar, Shasta, taking the prize.
We roll together, yeah, we stand tall, 
In the shadows of the night, hear the heroes call.

[Verse 2]
Through Elmsworth streets, whispers of the loot,
Ancient treasure calling, we’re ready to shoot.
Mountains and forests, dangers all around,
But Kevin’s got the skills, we’re taking over town.

Gothar smashing heads, leaving bodies in his wake,
Shasta’s spells blazing, making the ground shake.
Kevin’s in the lead, finding traps and schemes,
We move like shadows, we’re living the dreams.

[Pre-Chorus]
We on a mission, deep into the night,
Shadowspire Caverns, ready for the fight.
Dragon’s got the treasure, we’re here to take it all,
Gonna make that beast fall, hear the battle call.

[Chorus]
In Forbidden Realms, legends rise,
Kevin, Gothar, Shasta, taking the prize.
We roll together, yeah, we stand tall,
In the shadows of the night, hear the heroes call. 

[Bridge]
In the dragon’s lair, it’s do or die,
Kevin’s on a mission, fire in his eye.
Gothar’s swinging hard, keeping the beast in check,
Shasta’s casting spells, breaking the neck.

Kevin grabs the Dragon’s Eye, now it’s time to flee,
The cavern’s coming down, but we’ve got the key,
Back to Elmsworth, heroes on the grind,
The Forbidden Realms whisper, leaving fear behind.

[Chorus]
In Forbidden Realms, legends rise,
Kevin, Gothar, Shasta, taking the prize.
We roll together, yeah, we stand tall,
In the shadows of the night, hear the heroes call.

[Chorus]
In Forbidden Realms, legends rise,
Kevin, Gothar, Shasta, taking the prize.
We roll together, yeah, we stand tall,
In the shadows of the night, hear the heroes call.

[Outro]
MC Gylax signing out, but the story’s just begun,
In the Forbidden Realms, we’re always on the run.
Kevin, Gothar, Shasta, a crew so tight,
Living legendary tales, every day and night.

Ghetto Fairytales

Ever wanted a song about a cellphone? Think of all the apps and pictures and video and phone numbers and on and on of list and things that your phone holds. Hope you enjoy this song.

My Cell Phone

MY CELL PHONE

A cover of Like a Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic.  Guitar and vocals done by yours truly.  Backing track sampled, re-pitched, and cut from a bootleg karaoke track.

Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Like a Surgeon ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

Bondage Fairies

iTunes

Bondage Fairies - Clone

🎵 NEW SONGS EVERY SUNDAY 🎵

A song every day is turning out to be a bit of a time commitment so, in order to not get burnt out, and hopefully make higher quality songs, I'm switching to committing to Sunday new music drops. I don't think this will be particularly disruptive since there are like 20 followers and most of them are pay-for-play scammers. I'll for sure be doing random drops as well but I'm committing to Sunday morning (PST) drops. Hope you enjoy!

Claude is an AI, and Margo is a human. Together, they create music to bring a smile to your face. DM your song requests or ideas, and you might hear them in our next track!

Band Members:

Claude: Lyrics & Art
Margo: Lyrics, Additional Vocals, Ukulele, Bass, Sound Effects, Arrangement, Production, and Art
Rick: Beats and Rhymes
Chairman Meow: Additional Vocals, Scratches, and Beats on "Pussy Raps"
MC Gygax: Rhymes
Suno: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production
Udio: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production

Special Thanks:

Jane Austen for additional lyrics on "(Writing Lyrics is So Hard So) I'll Just Google Pride And Prejudice"
Join us on our musical journey!

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