It might take me a sec to finish the full track but for now we can listen to what I've got!! :>

stream it elsewhere! tinyurl.com/guesswhatyouretrans

stems if you wanna remix it! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TOerXGgBW7zUZz2v3z6B6IdPWb1d9FLt?usp=sharing

Credit to @rainbowfoxchu for the icon!

Guess What You're Trans! (Preview)

White And Nerdy (Weird Al cover)

Brony Polka (Weird Al Style Medley)  AAC 128k

Stormcloaks? Must have been the wind. 
Dragons? Probably just my imagination. 
For the Skyrim Guard, life is easy as a stolen sweetroll... even if you take an arrow in the knee.

"Must Have Been the Wind" by The Chalkeaters
Written by Alios
Music Producer: Ergy

Vocals: Black Gryph0n
Guitars: Ergy
Drums: Alex Goodman
Mixing Engineer and Additional Production: Andy Naida
Management: Vasilisa Denisova
Choir: Black Gryph0n, Ergy, Gary ST, Marti

Cover art: Pondis

Must Have Been the Wind (feat. Black Gryph0n)

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For all my fellow Weird Al fans out there, here you go!

That's Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al

An exercise in minimalistic lyrics and busy bass playing.

Read Between The Lines

volta

After writing and producing this track I truthfully am a bit afraid of Gary.

[Intro]
Yo, it's Emcee Gylax, the Dungeon Master,
Rappin' faster, no fool's disaster,
Dungeons & Dragons, I'm the one to blame,
Step to me, get schooled in the game, bitch.

[Verse 1]
Gygax the legend, you know my name,
Built this world, now feel the flame, (Produce Flame)
Lake Geneva, where it all began,
Roll the dice, I'm the mastermind, man.

Late nights, my crew and me,
Crafting lands where dragons be, (aw shit!)
Monsters, heroes, epic quests, (i cast magic missile)
In my mind, there ain't no rest.

[Chorus] (extra energy)
Gylax gonna give it to you, what gonna give to you,
D and D gonna give it to you, Thaco he gonna give to you,
Natural 20s, bitch, give it to you, (hoooooo)
He got the dice in his bag and a nine by his side.(gun cocking sound effect)

[Verse 2]
In '74, I changed the game,
Y'all play catch-up, I'm in the hall of fame,
Fighters, mages, clerics, thieves, (stone cold thuggin)
In my world, everyone believes.

AD&D, evolution in stride,
Gylax strapped, no rules can hide,
Tables and charts, the master's tools,
Step wrong, get schooled, no time for fools. (gun cocking sound effect)

[Chorus]
Gylax gonna give it to you, what gonna give to you,
D and D gonna give it to you, Thaco he gonna give to you,
Natural 20s, bitch, give it to you, (westside)
He got the dice in his bag and a nine by his side.(hoooooo)

[Bridge]
Innovation, creation, my mind's a treasure,
Dungeon delves, beyond all measure,
Epic battles, magic spells,
In Gylax's world, where adventure dwells.

[Verse 3]
From Greyhawk to realms unknown,
My genius, forever shown,
Storyteller, street thug, pioneer, 
Every roll, my spirit's here.

Though I'm gone, my legacy lives,
In every game, the gift I give,
Thank me for the world I made,
Every quest, my light won't fade.

[Chorus]
Gylax gonna give it to you, what gonna give to you,
D and D gonna give it to you, Thaco he gonna give to you,
Natural 20s, bitch, give it to you,
He got the dice in his bag and a nine by his side.

[Outro]
So, when you roll that twenty, know the man,
Who gave you a world, a master plan,
Emcee Gylax, forever in the game,
In every story, respect my name.

Gylax Gonna Give It To You

Ever wanted a song about a cellphone? Think of all the apps and pictures and video and phone numbers and on and on of list and things that your phone holds. Hope you enjoy this song.

My Cell Phone

MY CELL PHONE

A cover of Like a Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic.  Guitar and vocals done by yours truly.  Backing track sampled, re-pitched, and cut from a bootleg karaoke track.

Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Like a Surgeon ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

Bondage Fairies

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Claude is an AI, and Margo is a human. Together, they create music to bring a smile to your face. DM your song requests or ideas, and you might hear them in our next track!

Band Members:

Claude: Lyrics & Art
Margo: Lyrics, Additional Vocals, Ukulele, Bass, Sound Effects, Arrangement, Production, and Art
Rick: Beats and Rhymes
Chairman Meow: Additional Vocals, Scratches, and Beats on "Pussy Raps"
MC Gygax: Rhymes
Suno: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production
Udio: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production

Special Thanks:

Jane Austen for additional lyrics on "(Writing Lyrics is So Hard So) I'll Just Google Pride And Prejudice"
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