Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing Soundtrack - Smell My Favorite

It might take me a sec to finish the full track but for now we can listen to what I've got!! :>

stream it elsewhere! tinyurl.com/guesswhatyouretrans

stems if you wanna remix it! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TOerXGgBW7zUZz2v3z6B6IdPWb1d9FLt?usp=sharing

Credit to @rainbowfoxchu for the icon!

Guess What You're Trans! (Preview)

Stormcloaks? Must have been the wind. 
Dragons? Probably just my imagination. 
For the Skyrim Guard, life is easy as a stolen sweetroll... even if you take an arrow in the knee.

"Must Have Been the Wind" by The Chalkeaters
Written by Alios
Music Producer: Ergy

Vocals: Black Gryph0n
Guitars: Ergy
Drums: Alex Goodman
Mixing Engineer and Additional Production: Andy Naida
Management: Vasilisa Denisova
Choir: Black Gryph0n, Ergy, Gary ST, Marti

Cover art: Pondis

Must Have Been the Wind (feat. Black Gryph0n)

An exercise in minimalistic lyrics and busy bass playing.

Read Between The Lines

volta

Did you here about that lady that lived in the sign on top of a grocery store? A whole year rent free?! That's it, I'm moving to Costco.

[Verse 1]
Amidst the warehouse wonders, where the ceilings touch the sky,  
I found a little haven, hidden from the eye.  
Inspired by a legend, from Midland, Michigan,  
A woman in a Family Fare sign, her tale of daring began.
[Chorus]
Hidden in the aisles, behind the towers of goods,  
A secret luxury apartment, where my solitude intrudes.  
In Costco's grand cathedral, I carved a cozy space,  
Living in the shadows, my own private place.
[Verse 2]
She lived above the grocery, with such daring and flair,  
A secret life in neon lights, her story filled the air.  
Admiring her gusto, her courage so rare,  
I built my own secret home, with a touch of her care.
[Verse 3]
By the pallets of paper towels, and the mountains of canned beans,  
I set up my little kingdom, far from prying scenes.  
With a mattress from the furniture, and lights from aisle nine,  
A paradise in retail, my life is so divine.
[Chorus]
Hidden in the aisles, behind the towers of goods,  
A secret luxury apartment, where my solitude intrudes.  
In Costco's grand cathedral, I carved a cozy space,  
Living in the shadows, my own private place.
[Bridge]
She’s the hero of the heartland, the queen of the sign,  
Living life on her own terms, never toeing the line.  
With a heart full of bravery, and a spirit wild,  
She turned a grocery sign into a home beguiled.

With a blanket as her armor, and a smile as her shield,  
She faced the nights alone, her fate she never sealed.  
In the glow of electric dreams, she made her stand,  
A modern-day folk hero, in a neon land.
[Verse 4]
While shoppers come and go, filling up their carts,  
I watch from my secret, hidden in the parts.  
Their footsteps echo softly, a symphony of life,  
But here in my Costco castle, I live without the strife.
[Chorus]
Hidden in the aisles, behind the towers of goods,  
A secret luxury apartment, where my solitude intrudes.  
In Costco's grand cathedral, I carved a cozy space,  
Living in the shadows, my own private place.
[Verse 5]
I've got snacks for a lifetime, and wine to toast the night,  
A TV from electronics, my future's looking bright.  
The staff, they pass me by, never knowing I'm here,  
In this warehouse wonderland, I disappear.
[Chorus]
Hidden in the aisles, behind the towers of goods,  
A secret luxury apartment, where my solitude intrudes.  
In Costco's grand cathedral, I carved a cozy space,  
Living in the shadows, my own private place.
[Outro]
So here's to secret dreams, and places we can hide,  
In the heart of Costco's wonder, where I quietly reside.  
A life of hidden luxury, among the goods and wares,  
In my secret Costco haven, without a single care.

Midland Michigan

Ever wanted a song about a cellphone? Think of all the apps and pictures and video and phone numbers and on and on of list and things that your phone holds. Hope you enjoy this song.

My Cell Phone

MY CELL PHONE

A cover of Like a Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic.  Guitar and vocals done by yours truly.  Backing track sampled, re-pitched, and cut from a bootleg karaoke track.

Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Like a Surgeon ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

12 Bars to Shtumptown

MTV1987

Tame Cab

Bondage Fairies

iTunes

Bondage Fairies - Clone

The RECKLING has begun! We're overstocked with AI garbage and need to make room for new high-quality AI garbage. Songs are flying off the playlists never to be seen again! Get your AI garbage now before it's gone forever!

Claude is an AI, and Margo is a human. Together, they create music to bring a smile to your face and to face your existential dread. DM your song requests or ideas, and you might hear them in our next track!

Band Members:

Claude: Lyrics & Art
Margo: Lyrics, Additional Vocals, Ukulele, Bass, Sound Effects, Arrangement, Production, and Art
Rick: Beats and Rhymes
Chairman Meow: Additional Vocals, Scratches, and Beats on "Pussy Raps"
MC Gygax: Rhymes
Suno: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production
Udio: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production

Special Thanks:

Jane Austen for additional lyrics on "(Writing Lyrics is So Hard So) I'll Just Google Pride And Prejudice"

Midland Michigan

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