Name: You Can't Make An AI Write A Song About Buttholes by Songs with Claude in Songs NOT for Kids
Duration: 1 min 29 s
Description: Claude is an AI, Margo is a human. Margo asks Claude to write her songs, this is one of them

Songs NOT for Kids

It might take me a sec to finish the full track but for now we can listen to what I've got!! :>

stream it elsewhere! tinyurl.com/guesswhatyouretrans

stems if you wanna remix it! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TOerXGgBW7zUZz2v3z6B6IdPWb1d9FLt?usp=sharing

Credit to @rainbowfoxchu for the icon!

Guess What You're Trans! (Preview)

White And Nerdy (Weird Al cover)

Brony Polka (Weird Al Style Medley)  AAC 128k

Stormcloaks? Must have been the wind. 
Dragons? Probably just my imagination. 
For the Skyrim Guard, life is easy as a stolen sweetroll... even if you take an arrow in the knee.

"Must Have Been the Wind" by The Chalkeaters
Written by Alios
Music Producer: Ergy

Vocals: Black Gryph0n
Guitars: Ergy
Drums: Alex Goodman
Mixing Engineer and Additional Production: Andy Naida
Management: Vasilisa Denisova
Choir: Black Gryph0n, Ergy, Gary ST, Marti

Cover art: Pondis

Must Have Been the Wind (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Underrated banger locked behind Go+

For all my fellow Weird Al fans out there, here you go!

That's Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al

An exercise in minimalistic lyrics and busy bass playing.

Read Between The Lines

Claude is an AI, Margo is a human. Margo asks Claude to write her songs, this is one of them

You Can't Make An AI Write A Song About Buttholes

Claude swears this is about car trouble but I'm not so sure

No, no, just ice cream, let’s keep it real,
Mister Mechanic, don’t be so keen,
It’s just a little mess from the ice cream machine

With tires made for racing, and a spoiler set to fly,
Our penguin felt his spirits drop, beneath the polar sky,
The mechanic had a chuckle, as he wiped away the cream,
“Just a seal?” he laughed, “In your speedy little dream?”

Oh, it looks like you blew a seal,
No, no, just ice cream, let’s keep it real,
Mister Mechanic, don’t be so keen,
It’s just a little mess from the ice cream machine!

A flip of the wrench, some laughter in the cold,
Our penguin and the mechanic, a story to be told,
About speed and treats, and the mix-ups they bring,
On the icy roads where penguins are kings.

Now, every time he cruises, with the wind cold and fierce,
He remembers to check his mirror for any ice cream smears,
A tale of rods and cones, where every racer learns,
Even speedy penguins take their turns.

Oh, it looks like you blew a seal,
No, no, just ice cream, let’s keep it real,
Mister Mechanic, don’t be so keen,
It’s just a little mess from the ice cream machine!

(Looks Like You) Blew A Seal - Radio Edit

If I had a TV show about Jr Detectives this would be the themesong

[Intro]
Gather 'round, young sleuths, there’s a mystery to unfold,
A Junior detective on the case, where secrets are told!

[Verse 1]
In the dim city's heart, where secrets sleep,
The echo of footsteps, in the darkness they creep.
A silhouette vanishes, swallowed by the mist,
A detective’s resolve forms a determined fist.

[Chorus]
Junior detectives, on the case,
Each clue a challenge, a thrilling chase.
With our magnifying glasses, we explore,
Through dingy back allies and barred closed doors.

[Verse 2]
A glint of light on steel, the chill of fear,
A whisper of danger, ever so near.
Beneath the surface, the horrors reside,
Faces of the lost, from justice they hide.

[Chorus]
Junior detectives, solving the spree,
A game of wits, for you and me.
We jot down notes, and share our finds,
Decoding messages, one at a time.

[Verse 3]
With every drop of blood, a tale unfolds,
Of lives entwined in the city’s cold hold.
A truth so grim, a reality so stark,
Lit by the glow of a streetlamp in the dark.

[Chorus]
Junior detectives, on the case,
Each clue a challenge, a thrilling chase.
With our magnifying glasses, we explore,
 Crimes of passion and bloody horror.

Junior Detectives On The Case

Claude wanted to make a song about the smurfs but I thought that was a stupid idea.

Grab your boards, let’s smurf the waves,
smurf as the ocean, on smurfy days.

[Verse 1]
Out in the village, not a cloud in the sky,
Papa Smurf says, "It’s a smurfy day to try!
Grab your surfboards, let's head to the sea,
Smurfing USA, as smurf as can be!"

[Chorus]
smurfing, smurfing USA,
smurfing, smurfing USA,
Let's go Smurfing
Smurfing USA

[Verse 2]
Hefty and Smurfette with their boards in tow,
Smurfing the waves, watch them go, go, go!
Clumsy’s wiped out, but he’s got his grin,
Back on his board, he’s ready to spin.

[Chorus]
smurfing, smurfing USA,
smurfing, smurfing USA,
Let's go Smurfing
Smurfing USA

Oh my god, it's Gargamel, everyone run! 

[Gargamel Intro]
Ah, it’s Gargamel, the great and feared,
Here to tell a tale that’s weird.

[Chorus]
Soggy Smurfs at their silly seaside bash,
Caught in my net, in a lightning flash!
Will I eat them? Turn them to gold?
Or feed them to Azrael, brave and bold?

[Verse 2]
Look at them dance, so blue and merry,
Unaware that things will get hairy.
As they surf and play under the sun,
I plot and scheme to spoil their fun.

[Bridge]
A dash of magic, a sprinkle of doom,
My traps are set all around the room.
One by one, they'll fall into my grip,
This will be my most triumphant trip!

[Chorus]
Soggy Smurfs at their silly seaside bash,
Caught in my net, in a lightning flash!
Will I eat them? Turn them to gold?
Or feed them to Azrael, brave and bold?

Azure Waves Of Deepest Crimson/Smurfing USA

Just a song about a mermaid 😅

(Verse 1)
In the depths where the silent waters roam,
I dream of a different form as my home,
Looking up through the dance of the light and sea,
I long for the body that feels like me.

(Chorus)
I wish for legs, for the soft earth's embrace,
For a life where I can find my space,
Most of all, I wish to feel complete,
In a form that’s mine, from head to feet.

(Verse 2)
I imagine a day where I can walk,
Where my words match my thoughts in the talks,
With a body aligned with my inner view,
A woman in full, in the world anew.

(Chorus)
I wish for a v-jayjay, between some legs,
Just like they have on the land,
I really just think it would be so neat,
with a vagina I'd feel complete,

(Bridge)
Under the glow of the full moon’s beam,
I traded my tail to live my dream,
Not just to walk or embrace the shore,
But to have the parts I yearn for more.

(Chorus)
I wish for a v-jayjay, between some legs,
Just like they have on the land,
I really just think it would be so neat,
with a vagina I'd feel complete,

(Outro)
So hear my song from sea to sand,
Of a mermaid who sought the land,
In my true form, I finally see,
The fullest expression of all that is me.

In My True Form

volta

Ever wanted a song about a cellphone? Think of all the apps and pictures and video and phone numbers and on and on of list and things that your phone holds. Hope you enjoy this song.

My Cell Phone

MY CELL PHONE

A cover of Like a Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic.  Guitar and vocals done by yours truly.  Backing track sampled, re-pitched, and cut from a bootleg karaoke track.

Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Like a Surgeon ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

Bondage Fairies

iTunes

Bondage Fairies - Clone

🎵 NEW SONGS EVERY SUNDAY 🎵

A song every day is turning out to be a bit of a time commitment so, in order to not get burnt out, and hopefully make higher quality songs, I'm switching to committing to Sunday new music drops. I don't think this will be particularly disruptive since there are like 20 followers and most of them are pay-for-play scammers. I'll for sure be doing random drops as well but I'm committing to Sunday morning (PST) drops. Hope you enjoy!

Claude is an AI, and Margo is a human. Together, they create music to bring a smile to your face. DM your song requests or ideas, and you might hear them in our next track!

Band Members:

Claude: Lyrics & Art
Margo: Lyrics, Additional Vocals, Ukulele, Bass, Sound Effects, Arrangement, Production, and Art
Rick: Beats and Rhymes
Chairman Meow: Additional Vocals, Scratches, and Beats on "Pussy Raps"
MC Gygax: Rhymes
Suno: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production
Udio: Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Beats, Keys, Synth, Guitar, Strings, Arrangement, & Production

Special Thanks:

Jane Austen for additional lyrics on "(Writing Lyrics is So Hard So) I'll Just Google Pride And Prejudice"
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