Hola, soy PsicoPato. Vengo a escuchar musica acá, y próximamente 1 proyecto inspirado en: "The Fame"

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒚..ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁🔋
(Only at 100% for pooks <3)

🌟Name: May!! :3
🍓Species: 100% Certified Cutie
(Genetically part gremlin after midnight)
🎀Class: Cozy Chaos Mage / Snack Sorcerer
🌈Level: ??? (Age: fluctuates based on mood + number of naps)
🧸Alignment: Chaotic Wholesome with Neutral Goblin Tendencies
💌Zodiac Sign: Pisces!
(Believes in vibes, not facts)

💖STATS
* ﻿﻿Cuteness: 97% (increases when holding small animals)
* ﻿﻿Energy: 4% (boosts temporarily with iced coffee)
* ﻿﻿Social Skill: 88% online / 42% in person / 110% when talking about hyperfixations
* ﻿﻿Snack Acquisition: 100% (has snacks in bag, bed, and soul)
* ﻿﻿Hug Power: MAXED OUT (warm and slightly clingy)
* ﻿﻿Clumsiness: 73% (expert level toe-stubber)
* ﻿﻿Staring Into Space: 99% (probably daydreaming about frogs in tiny hats)
* ﻿﻿Survivability in a Horror Movie: 12% (would trip over a leaf)

🎒INVENTORY

🧃Juice box (grape or riot)
📱Phone at 3% (never charges it)
🎧Headfones (tangled like life)
🧸Emotional support plushie (name TBD)
🍪Secret cookie stash (may contain crumbs of wisdom)
💅Nail polish, stickers and the audacity
🛏️3 soft blankets & 1 existential crisis

✨STATUS
Currently:
🌸Manifesting vibes
🦕Thinking about dinosaurs with tiny hats
☁️Floating through life like a pastel balloon on a windy day
📺Watching comfort shows for the 47th time

🌼Final Boss Energy? Only if the battle is solved with kindness and baked goods.

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