1.
Take four guys and four instruments and mix together in a small room.

2.
Preset volume to 100dB.

3.
Take your mixture and add 2 tablespoons of Country, 1 tablespoon of Folk and 1 tablespoon of Blues. Mix to a thick consistency.

4.
Boil mixture in a pan until all traces of wanting to play 'Whiskey in the Jar' every Saturday night in a small country pub are gone. Sieve mixture to be sure. 

5.
When mixture has cooled, add a light dusting of Pop and allow to rest for six days.

6.
For best results, allow bass player to bake for 2-3 hours on a low setting.

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