1. Whatever goes upon villain's legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, two legs, and has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. No animal shall commit adultery.
8. No animal shall worship any graven image.
9. No animal shall STEAL.
10. All polar bears, ostriches, red foxes, and warthogs are equal but some man and beast are more equal than others.

Sauvage 3: (The Movie Musical) - Joshua's 10 Commandments

My name is George Boggs and I love animals!