@sarqmeister's awesome doatkcord minitourney :)
M1 - JOKER vs CBAT GUY
M2 - PXTER vs THEREALSULLYG
M3 - TISROCK OBAMA vs BRAIN CANDY
M4 - YOUR TROLLSONA vs HEISENBEAST

(LR1 HOSTS - SWEET LULLABIES)

May this lunatic dream be merciful to you all.

- Pokemon, its fancontent, and artists associated with it
- Bullet hells and other bullshit games
- Creepypastas and unexpectedly dark media
- Sleep, dreams, and nightmares

Punkett - Death Toll (Pokemon fancontent, creepypastas, toxic fanbases)
Tsuko G - Persona (MAJOR Persona vibes, psychological nonsense, masks, artists known for covers, addressing "You")
Mittsies - Vitality (VIP Edit) (Music he'd bone to, sexual themes, progressive house)
Shawn Wasabi - Burnt Rice (Music he'd bone to, Animation memes, things you can cook)
Richard Cheese - Last Resort (Genre-changing covers, comedy artists) 
ERB - Ghostbusters Vs Mythbusters (Adam Savage media, Rap battles, Fortnite crossovers)
SHPIJUNK - MF SIMPSON (Masked artists, adult animation, YTPMVs, media featured, what you can cook: knishes)
Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet (The internet, comedy artists, synthpop)
Toby Fox - Finale (Rebellion, toxic fanbases, Homestuck artists)
Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak (Crime, living in a society, politics, Peter's friends: Donald Trump)
Rachel Rose Mitchell - Temporal Shenanigans (Time, Homestuck)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Time, Tisrackcore, addressing "You")
The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - Stay (Dancing trends, Tisrackcore, Fortnite artists, addressing "You")

ONE LAST CHANCE TO WAKE UP [LR1 BRACKET]

TRACK BY: [@blue-thunder1]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Flowey's Face Off, Julius Pringles & Mr. Monopoly
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Songs used:
K/DA - POP/STARS (Competitive media/WWE crossovers/Dead children)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes (Hardcore Hip-Hop)
Freshy Kanal - Mr Beast vs Squid Game (Freshy Kanal/Money/NMN samples)
John Cena - The Time Is Now (WWE)
Mr. Jay - Toby Fox vs Scott Cawthon (Rap battles/Toby Fox/Dead children)
Battles by the Bhys - Foxy vs Mr Krabs (Rap battles/Money/Dead children)
JT Music - FNAF Rap Battle (Rap battles/Dead children)
Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Tabletop)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Capitalism: Money)
CG5, OR3O - Evil Team (Toby Fox)
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F4D. FLOWEY'S FACE OFF
- Toby Fox-related media, its fancontent & either's notable composers
- Media featuring dead children, 2010s+ indie RPGs & nature
- Tech N9ne, his collaborators & hardcore hip-hop/rap rock
- Fights/Wrestling, The Rock appearances & media sampled by DitzyFlama
- Media with WWE crossovers/sampled by the No More Nuzzles accounts

2. JULIUS PRINGLES & MR. MONOPOLY
- Freshy Kanal, his collaborators & other rap battles/diss tracks
- Food, with a focus on snack foods & common misconceptions
- Capitalism, business, tabletop games & competitive media
- People with fancy/funny mustaches

Count To Five Nights

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTER: DETECTIVE DAVID B.

BIO:
Born and raised in the outskirts of Milwaukee, WI, a long-time enforcer of the law was put on front duty by the FBI to further investigate the conspiracies of an "underground fight club" of sorts. After nearly 3 decades of protecting his small town with an iron fist, this could finally be his big break into further elevating his position of power... Or so he thinks. But for now, he'll be participating here in The Mash Pit undercover, with nothing but his mind, his sources, and a revolver on his hip to protect him.

SOURCES:
Blank Banshee - Teen Pregnancy (Synthwave/Vaporwave)
ROBLOX - Horror (ROBLOX originals)
Jeff Syndicate - Hip Hop (ROBLOX originals)
She's Not Real - I Never Knew You Like You Knew Me (ROBLOX fancontent - Clear Skies Over Milwaukee, Synthwave/Vaporwave)
Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400 (ROBLOX fancontent)
Alanis Morrisette - Ironic (90's throwbacks)
Neil Cicierega - Aaron (90's feel)
Blackstreet - No Diggity (90's throwbacks)
Santana, Rob Thomas - Smooth (90's throwbacks)
badliz - The Great Strategy (ROBLOX originals)
Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out (90's throwbacks - More Money More Problems)
MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ (Synthwave/Vaporwave)

SOURCE LIST:

- ROBLOX originals, fancontent, and its content creators
(Clear Skies Over Milwaukee, The Great Strategy, zKevin, Despicable Forces)

- Law enforcement and detective/noir media
(Dick Tracy, Fuck The Police, L.A. Noire, Cops Shot the Kid)

- 90's throwback media, and sources with a distinct 90's feel
(Sonic Underground, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Bruno Mars - Finesse, It Wasn't Me)

- Synthwave/Vaporwave + subgenres
(SAINT PEPSI, Resonance, Whitewoods - Beach Walk, Macintosh Plus)

70 miles out.

Bichito: Golly Mr. Jack Black! You weren't kidding about how amazing an octagon is, haha!
Jack: It's a pleasure to meet someone with the same passion for the shape I have!
Elmo: Stop!

*Boss Rush is not affiliated with SLAMFEST '99  or Glorious Tourney of Destiny. This track is purely fan-made and not an official crossover between the two.

Full Results: https://pastebin.com/9VTpwhHL
This will most likely be the last time results use Pastebin, since there will be some serious changes to submission rules and voting next round. Stay tuned!
...and sorry again for the mess- though XO-Tan was a lot nicer than The Emperor about it.

Track by: BestBuilder101 (https://www.youtube.com/@bestbuilder1013)

Character 1/Opponent 5: EL BICHITO DE KIRBY (all caps when you spell his name) from Slamfest '99  (https://soundcloud.com/slamfest99)
Art by: Eik

Character 2/Opponent 6: Jack Black from Glorious Tourney of Destiny (https://soundcloud.com/octagon-tourney)
Art by: Laybox

XO-TANS NOTES!
Usually that emperor guy writes these, but since he's uh..."busy" at the moment, I guess I'll handle it! I'm not gonna refer to the fighters with silly codenames, though.
Okay so the first guy is El Bichito De Kirby, but since that name is kind of long I just call him Bichito. I think that translates to something like "small creature, child, or insect" in English, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's so cute!!! Apparently he's died and been to heaven before? Who would kill such an adorable thing? When I find out, I'll have to give them a piece of my mind! But I digress. Despite his harmless appearance, his "Beam Attacks" are no joke! I would hate to be on the receiving end of one...you know, if he doesn't miss.
The other guy is Jack Black! Oh, and Elmo is there too. They're the same cheerful, octagon obsessed guys they've always been! Though I get the feeling Jack Black is filled with some kind of power. If he is, he hasn't let it go to his head at all. Elmo seems pretty much the same, but I wouldn't underestimate either of them if I was the boss, that's for sure! It would hurt to get whacked with a stop sign, ouch.
<3

SOURCES:

BOTH:
Toby Fox, Go Ichinose - Area Zero (Death, Supernatural Forces)
Jun Ishikawa - Hilltop Chase (HAL, Octagon Collaboration Trilogy)

JACK BLACK:
Tony Geiss - Elmo's Song (Sesame Street)
Paul Williams, Kenny Ascher - Rainbow Connection (Properties contributed to by Jack Black)
Masato Nakamura - Marble Zone (Media with FCs)

EL BICHITO DE KIRBY:
Jun Ishikawa - Mini-Game Results (HAL)
Dimps Sound Team - Peppermint Palace (HAL)
Jun Ishikawa - The Great Cave Offensive (HAL)

OFFSOURCE:
Pyotr Tchaikovsky - Piano Concerto No. 1

I'm keeping the some pulls separate to preserve the creators intent, enjoy the track (it's very good)

[OPPONENTS SELECTED] Duel for the Digon

[Note: THIS IS A MINITOURNAMENT IN THE PROCESS OF BEING CONVERTED INTO A FULL TOURNAMENT. Bracket will go on a bit of a "fast-forward" up to LR2, where the minitourney left off. This round in particular does not have any tracks planned, and thus the next track you will see will be the beginning of LR2, after a bit of a small break to get everything ready.]

"i turned off respawning btw" - Pikmin 5

Songs used:
1) Central City - Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood [Yellowsnow Remix] (Charles ft. Pikmin 4 & JeSUS - Altrive)
2) Alien Boy - Oliver Tree (Daisy Ridley - Aliens)
3) Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver (Statue of Liberty - United States of America)
4) Royals - Lorde (Daisy Ridley - Royalty)
5) Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads (SpamtENA - Artists featured in ENA // Rose Shrimp - Water // Statue of Liberty - New York Artists)
6) Don't Mine At Night - BepobVox Yogscast (Nether Portal - Minecraft // Pokemon Sleep - Sleep)
7) Diane (Jankins Mix) - Dad Feels ft. Yelle (SpamtENA - Computers // My Uncle Who Works At Nintendo - Family)
8) Help Let Me Go - Danny Gonzalez (Joker - Comedy Artists, Superhero Media // Rose Shrimp - Water)
9) Fire to the Rain - Adele (Rose Shrimp - Water // Nether Portal - Fire)
10) The Perfect PokéRap - Brian David Gilbert (Joker - Comedy Artists // My Uncle Who Works at Nintendo - Nintendo Fan Media // Pokemon Sleep - Pokemon)

CHECK ME LIVE!! ~ [ Winner's Round 2 Medley ]

HAWLEY: Say, Quinton. It's been a while. How've you been?
THE REVIEWER: P̴͓͈̄́ḷ̴͍̃e̵̠͗ą̶͑͠ś̸͎̜ẽ̵̟̖ ̵̢̬́̾d̸̺̦͑̓ö̸̥́ñ̸̪͊'̸̛͕̖̑t̷͇̤̏̚ ̷̲̜́̀ḯ̶̺̆g̷͍̯͊n̸͍̤̊́o̷͍͝r̷͇̾e̶͔̩͊ ̶̰́ͅḿ̷̠e̵͓̤͐
CHONNY: I don't think he wants to chat.
NEMI: When I signed up to help I didn't think we'd be fighting cyborgs but I can roll with that.
THE REVIEWER: Ī̴͔̀ ̵̮̲̀̎ḱ̷̺͗ń̶͔̠̚o̶̝͔͆w̷̳̚͝ͅ ̸̟̻͠ī̵̡̲t̶̗̖̑ ̵͉͒͜s̴̨̕o̸̹͍͊u̸̥͎͛̒n̷̛̗̹d̷͓̜̊s̶͙̈́ ̴̛͇͕c̷̝͂̚r̵̘̓ã̵̰̗̿z̸̻͗͑y̵͈̰̅ ̷̦͓̾͘-̸̪͒͝ ̶͖̓̏B̴̠̻͆̕u̴̢̡̐t̴͍͌̄ ̶͖̹̃̎o̶̘̅͐n̵̨̅c̵͕̄e̴̹͉͆̃ ̵̳̲̍͗y̶̲͔̔͑o̵̯̺̍̊u̷̘͛ ̷̪̝͘g̷͍̓ǫ̴̖͆̍ ̶͎̭̒ḧ̸̹͖́͑a̵̺̺͆ź̷̖͇y̶̝̘̅,̴̜̿ ̶͍͂͛y̸̬͛̂o̸͈̞͂u̴͓̹͆́'̸̫̉͝ḽ̷̡͠ḷ̴̌ ̸̧̮̅ṵ̵̇̍n̷̙͂̆d̷͗̂ͅe̶̳͊͂r̵̘̀́s̴̞͆̈́ẗ̷̝̗́̈́a̴̳͇̅n̸͔̐́d̷͇͌́.̸̽ͅ ̶̨͌͠Ḯ̸̞̩'̶͇͊m̵̛̥͐͜ ̷̗͊͒ÿ̷̱͍õ̵̮͘ṳ̸̆̓r̵̦̱̊̎-̵̯͆̅
THE REVIEWER: ǎ̸͈n̶͍͖͊d̴̟̭͛̄ ̸̟̙̿t̴̻͛ḩ̴͊e̷̯̙͂ ̸̤̞̂̇L̶̮͐a̸̝͊u̸̞͋̃g̷̢͋ḥ̷͍̏̔ì̶͇̖n̶̙̂g̶̹̉ ̴̛͈͓͐R̷̺͆͘e̴̳͕̓c̵̠̳͐̔o̵͗ͅr̵̖̩͆͐d̵̤͔̏ ̶̩̆̂p̸̣̆ͅĺ̵̯̕ͅá̵͇̜y̴̧̛͓e̶̘̓d̴̠̐
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjL1ZFwBJkA
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(EXPERIMENT 03 - THE REVIEWER)
[DEPICTION BY THE APPARITION https://soundcloud.com/memphis-576218917]
-FALLEN TITANS, "OLD INTERNET" AND WHAT'S LOST/FORGOTTEN
(FRED, TOBUSCUS, FILTHY FRANK)
-NICKELODEON PROGRAMMING AND LIVE-ACTION SITCOMS
(THE LOUD HOUSE, THE OFFICE, ICARLY)
-FELINES, NON-WEB COMICS, THEIR ADAPTATIONS AND GARF MEDIA
(HEATHCLIFF, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT, WHAT'S UP DANGER?)
-WHATEVER'S BEEN COVERED OR FEATURED ON QUINTONREVIEWS
(ARIANA GRANDE, PATRICIA TAXXON, THE BEE MOVIE)
-CRITICISM, ANALYSIS, REVIEW, THOSE WHO DO IT AND MEDIA WITH RELATED INFAMY
(MR. ENTER, JAN MISALI, THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC)
-FIRE, HEAT, BURNOUT AND THE PERFORMING ARTS INDUSTRIES
(HEAT WAVES, UNSTEADY, PRODUCER MAN)

(VICTIM 07 - THE MIND TRIFECTED)
-Joe Hawley, Chonny Jash, psychonemesis and their collabs/samples/covered artists
(Good Day, wings of wax, Dry Socks)
-Narrative concept albums, musicals, and involved individuals
(West Side Story, Jesus Christ Superstar, Shop: A Pop Opera)
-Skinny White Guys and their music
(Bo Burnham, Neil Cicierega, Weezer)
-YTP Culture, Samples and Media referenced in The Mind Electric YTP Collab
(Eddsworld, Scott the Woz, The Michael Rosen Rap)
-Things Split, Experiments and Human Components
(Gold Pilot, Wierd Science, Total Eclipse of The Heart)

Sources:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DP_Gc_31dt23CFWVLFNBlmYXYJsk_3dwVr-kjwjLDb0/edit?usp=sharing

TRIFECTA TREACHERY

Art: theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Music: ZZPP @beedrill-ethnostate
Character Represented: The Bloodhound Gang

DANIEL: Is- Is the mic on?
JARED: Of course it's on! Can't you see the red light?
DANIEL: I know, I know. I jus-
JIMMY: Shut up, you two. We have to introduce ourselves.
JARED: Right! Hello, everybody! It's your favorite band, The Bloodhound Gang!
Q-BALL: That's right! We've got out suits on, and we're ready to show you all our new monkey lifestyle!
DANIEL: It's pretty nice. We get to eat bananas and relax all day!
YIN: And we still get some action!
JIMMY: (Barely...)
JARED: Either way, we're still making sure to come out with some good tracks as well.
Q-BALL: The best tracks! We know you'll love 'em!
JIMMY: Well, we're running out of time. Just remember to vote for us when you can!

- Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Alternative Rock)
- LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (Suggestive Themes)
- Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
- Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Alternative Rock)
- Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat (Eurodance)
- Coldplay - Adventure Of A Lifetime (Primates)
- Bloodhound Gang - Mope (Bloodhound Gang)

The Bloodhound Gang:
- Bloodhound Gang & Alternative/Rap Rock artists
- Eurodisco, Eurodance, & Europop artists
- Primates, jungles, & jungle animals
- Vulgar, low-brow, & suggestive media

Sexy And I Wanna Know It

Dream 09 - Steve

I LIKE THIS GUY, THE ONLY REASON THEY ACCEPTED MY DEAL WAS BECAUSE THEY GOT BORED OF THEIR WORLD. CAN'T BLAME THEM, SQUARES ARE A BORING SHAPE!

-Minecraft and Its Composers
(Minecraft, Revenge, Celeste)
-Sandbox Games and Media With a "Cubic" or Voxel Aesthetic
(Don't Starve, Cube World, Terraria)
-Creation and Creativity/Imagination
(We Built This City, Super Mario Maker, Pure Imagination)
-Gems/Precious Metals and Caves/The Underground
(Phantom Buby, Spelunky, To the Bone)

Songs used:
Lena Raine, 2 Mello - Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix) (Minecraft Composers)
Grandayy ft. Azermage - Blinding Lights Minecraft Parody (Minecraft)
C418 - Wait (Minecraft)
C418 - Moog City (Minecraft)
CaptainSparklez - Take Back the Night (Minecraft)
C418 - Sweden (Minecraft)
Gabe Castro - The Forest Theme (Old) (Sandbox)

Mirror Stronghold

Delirium

plugg x 640estrecords 4. Look At Me

Langdon

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

70 miles out.

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]