Wilford Mother-Loving Warfstache here! Since the gym-bro with the wings is gone and none of the hosts are going to stop me, I took the liberty of putting someone in the Contestant 02 slot a replacement. I know you're going to love them!

(CONTESTANT 02 - FUTURE TENSE)

The Future is bright for this kid and they seem to be stoked to be back themselves.

-TIME, THE PAST/FUTURE & SONGS IN THE PAST/FUTURE TENSE
(LIVING IN THE PAST, A DAY IN THE LIFE, THE FUTURE SOON)
-CRINGE CULTURE, “TOXIC” FANDOMS, & CLASSIC INDIE GAMES
(FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S, SUPER MEAT BOY, UNDERTALE)
-STREAMER/LETSPLAYER CULTURE, YOUTUBER MUSIC & NERDCORE ARTISTS
(I DON’T WANNA BE FREE, TWITTER FOR ANDROID, MAID OUTFIT)
-RNG, CHANCE, AI-GENERATED MEDIA & HEAVY AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION
(FANSDFMOVIE, DOUGDOUG STREAMS, NOTHING FOREVER)
-THE INTERNET, SOCIAL MEDIA, NON-SENTIENT TECH & FORWARD MOMENTUM
(GHOST, LITTLE WONDERS, CONGRATULATIONS ON UPDATING THE COMIC!)
-DYSTOPIAS, TIMELINE FUCKERY, CHOICES & ALTERNATE REALITIES
(HENRY STICKMIN, RICK AND MORTY, STRANGER IN A STRANGER LAND)

Sources:
Vylet Pony - Antonymph (The Past/Cringe Culture/“Toxic” Fandoms/The Internet) 
Jacksfilms - YIAY Theme (Youtuber Music/Heavy Audience Participation) 
Gideon - Limited Life (The Future/Classic Indie/Youtuber Music/Forward Momentum) 
Kotomi & Ryan Elder - Don’t Look Back (The Past/The Future/“Toxic” Fandoms/Forward Momentum/Alternate Realities)
Undertale SFX (Cringe Culture/“Toxic” Fandoms)

VICTORY! THE TIME CAPSULE

read the punishment transcript here:
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ap3nt
 
Characters Represented: Headmaster Alpharad,  ̶J̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶o̶k̶e̶m̶o̶n̶C̶h̶a̶l̶l̶e̶n̶g̶es
Musician, GAME OVER Art: San_KA (@san_ka [Discord])
Render Art, Lore: Rose Shrimp (@roseshrimp [Discord])
Editing: PineWSun (@pinewithsun [Soundcloud])
 
---
 
sources:
Cryalot - Touch The Sun (Alpharad Associated Media [Icarus, The Sun])
Masafumi Takada - BOX 15 (Alpharad Associated Media, Spike Chunsoft, Deadly/Permadeath Games)
Brian David Gilbert - See The Day (Collaborators [Brian David Gilbert])
C418 - Moog City (Alpharad Associated Media [minecraft; the way home, Minecraft], The Bit.)
Rusty Cage - Kill The Sun (Alpharad Associated Media [The Sun], Talents [Murderous Fiend])
Heathers: The Musical - Candy Store (Alpharad Associated Media [mania., Copypasta Theatre/Unscripted Romeo & Juliet], The Bit.)
Toby Fox - Dating Start! (Alpharad Associated Media [Songs He Made, Undertale])
Kesha - Backstabber (Whatever It Takes [Backstabbing])
Pokemon 4Ever - Born To Be A Winner (Alpharad Associated Media [Pokemon])
Toby Fox - Susie (Games Played [Deltarune], Talents [Murderous Fiend])
Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do (Alpharad Associated Media [Taylor Swift], Whatever It Takes [Rumours, Being A Snake])
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (Alpharad Associated Media [The Bruno Mars Impersonator])
Masafumi Takada - Punishment Rocket (Alpharad Associated Media, Spike Chunsoft, Deadly/Permadeath Games)
Ace Of Hearts - Queen Of Everything (Alpharad Associated Media [Ace Of Hearts], Talents [Princess], The Bit., The Bit.)
Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Talents [Lucky Student, Gambler, Robot, Lucky Headmaster])
Bo Burnham - Content (Talents [Comedian])
Radiohead - Scatterbrain (Elimination Games, The Bit.)
 
---
 
[Losers Host] - Headmaster Alpharad
reigning over the losers bracket with a frozen fist, headmaster alpharad steps back into the spotlight. after the success of his youtuberronpa series, alpharad has found himself more popular than ever, and is ready to host once more. even though he won't be directly competing, he's said he'll outshine anything and anyone to get his way. with hope, there comes despair, and with a person like him, despair is sure to c-okay, actually? this is bad. i didn't even say that "outshine anything and anyone" quote. let's just do this another way. i already know what you're here for.
 
the losers bracket. anyone down there is teetering on the very brink of complete failure, utter rejection, despair. the audience has already thrown you to the side once, who's to say they won't do it again? eric called me up to host a little bit after my last project, and i couldn't say no. to be honest? it was exactly what i was looking for.
 
- All Alpharad-associated media, and collaborators/victims.
(CPU Championship Series Opening Theme, Monophobia II, BIG SHOT, Touch The Sun)
(Jaiden Animations, Giwi, FamilyJules, Brian David Gilbert)
- Spike Chunsoft media, Danganronpa’s composers, ideals, and talents.
(V3 Discussion -HOPE VS DESPAIR-, Extra Lessons for the Unlucky, Unary Game, The Emperor's Finale)
(Hyde, Afternoon On The Island, We Are Finally Cowboys, Shoegazer Watched The Stars)
- Deadly/perma-death games, elimination-based content, and whatever it takes.
(The Hanging Tree, Into The Incident, The Rope Is Tied, Seek)
(This Is How We Will End It, Tied Vote, Around The Bend, Secret Meeting 2)
- The bit.
(oh, you know)

Mutually Assured Self-Destruction

Alola! This is going to be new news for the soundcloud audience/people who don't follow Aether Paradise that closely. During June 2023, it was decided that Aether Paradise would go under a rework to make the whole tourney better, including cutting down its roster from 24 to 16 characters and making the narrative more ensemble centric, focusing on the themes Pokemon Sun & Moon was trying to tell, along with other futureproofing things. This bracket track by BlueThunder was going to be used as the First Round of Aether Paradise. Support Blue wherever you can!! He is a really good artist!!!

While we do apologize for not updating the soundcloud side on this issue, we do feel like its for the best if Aether Paradise takes its time with the rework to make it best it can be. The goal is for AP to return in late 2024 but most likely 2025 will be when Aether Paradise returns. (Sadly not on soundcloud, this page will be retired after all the unused tracks are uploaded here along with a track to redirect people to the Youtube Page.) Not every track from Pre-Boot AP will be uploaded to Youtube. Though, there might be a few remasters here or there. Thank you so much for supporting Aether Paradise throughout the years. Alola!

(P.S.- Join the discord server to get updates on how the reboot is coming along.)

SOURCES:
Pokemon – Battle! Lusamine (Milkychan Remix) [Colress/Gladion - Pokemon]
Pendulum – Propane Nightmares [TOM – DnB / NiGHTS – Dreams / EmpLemon - Wrestling / Supa Hot Fire - MLG]
Macklemore, Ryan Lewis – Thrift Shop [Macklemore - ]
Delta Heavy – Ghost [Del & Russell – Ghosts / TOM - DnB]
Chipzel – Focus [Dr. Soulja – Chiptune]
Fall Out Boy – Centuries [Masked Man/Jack Skellington - Memories/Artists featured in Nightmare Revisted]
DJ Nikitoro V – Windows Dance [Twerkey – Dancing / Floral Shoppe/300mb – Computers]
JoJo's Bizzare Adventures: Diamond is Unbreakable – Josuke's Theme [Weather Report – JoJo]
Talking Heads – Once in a Lifetime [Shepherd/Weather Report – Talking Heads/Artists referenced in Stone Ocean]
Touhou 12.3 – Beloved Tomboyish Girl [Sakuya – Touhou]
Bruno Mars – Locked Out of Heaven [24k Sonic – Bruno Mars / Del & Russell - Afterlife]
Panic! At The Disco – This is Gospel [Jack – Hot Topic Artists]
Dua Lipa – Physical [Austin – Sexual Themes]
Teddyloid – I Want You [K.O. - TRIGGER / Austin – Sexual Themes]
JT Music – Five More Nights [Freddy – FNAF]
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights [Coolyori - 2010's R&B]
Hakos Baelz – Play Dice [Church of McQueen - V-Tubers]
Lemon Demon – Touch-Tone Telephone [Daxter – Neil Originals]
Doki Doki Literature Club – Sayo-Nara [Coolyori - ]
Post Malone, Swae Lee – Sunflower [Floral Shoppe – PlantLife / Gladion – Pokemon Artists / Macklemore- Pop Rap]
Cool-T – The Magic Key [Facilier/Del - Magic/Afterlife]
009 Sound System – Dreamscape [Supa Hot Fire – Old Youtube / NiGHTS – Dreams]
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon – Shots [Conker – Alchool]
Eiffel 65 – Move Your Body [Twerkey – Dancing]
CG5 – Lyin 2 Me [Facilier – Deception / Church of McQueen – Gura Associated Media / EmpLemon - Insanity]
JT Music – Pyro vs Mei [Supa Hot Fire – Rap Battles, Fire]

[READ DESC] It All Comes Together - Aether Paradise First Round Medley

Vote: VOTING CLOSED

Track By: Joltok
Art By: snasdvish
Writing By: Crossaintpastry
Scenecore Edit By: Joltok
Characters: Animal Friends/Stupid Horse

Greedy Rabbit: C'MON YOU STUPID HORSE! KICK THEIR ASSES!
Rick: Oi! Stop talking to your friend like that! He’s 'got feelings too!

Animal Friends
-HAL/Sakurai, Cutesy/Chibi Platformers, and Kawaii/Future Bass
[Earthbound, BOXBOY!, Super Smash Bros, Kid Icarus]
[Starfy, A Hat in Time, Plok, Celeste]
[Snail’s House, dark cat, PIKASONIC, PSYQUI]
-Rodents, Sea Creatures, and Birds
[Hampton the Hampster, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Mad Rat Dead, Hamtaro]
[Sea Bass Fishing, Crystal Dolphin, Fish Hooks, Ecco the Dolphin]
[When Doves Cry, Rockin’ Robin, Blackbird, Owl City]
-The Land, Water, and Sky
[Land of Confusion, Promised Land, Heartland, Got My Feet On The Ground]
[Cake by the Ocean, Yellow Submarine, Blue Ocean Floor, Set Fire to the Rain]
[Mr. Blue Sky, Midnight Sky, Watching Airplanes, Just a Cloud]
-Friendship/Teamwork
[My Little Pony, You’ve Got a Friend in Me, Mario & Luigi, Better Together]

Stupid Horse
-100 gecs/Their Collaborators, Hyperpop/Ska, and Unofficial Animated Music Videos (500k+ Views)
[ringtone, symphony 4 the grinch, Charlie CXC, Fall Out Boy]
[underscores, SOPHIE, Madness, Ska-P]
[Soft Fuzzy Man, Die Young, Stamp on the Ground, Buttercup]
-Racing/Reckless Driving
[Mario Kart, Initial D, Carjack Fever, Grand Theft Auto]
-Stupidity/Insults in the Title and Equines/Rabbits
[Dare to be Stupid, American Idiot, Build a Bitch, Fuck You]
[Dark Horse, Old Town Road, Mad as Rabbits, Jazz Jackrabbit]
-Money/Greed and Gambling/Luck
[Wario Land, Wii Shop, Road to El Dorado, Whales]
[Poker Face, Viva Las Vegas, Get Lucky, Bad Luck]

TNH Nebula - Haltmann Elite Force (HAL/Greed)
100 gecs - money machine (100 gecs/Unofficial AMVs/Money)
Fall Out Boy - The Phoenix (Birds/100 gecs Collaborators)
Eve - Outsider (HAL/Sakurai/Unofficial AMVs)
MOTHER 3 - His Highness' Theme (HAL/Greed)
The Aquabats! - Lobster Bucket! (Sea Creatures/Water/Friendship/Ska)
Kirby Triple Deluxe - Bouncing Boss Battle (HAL)
ItaloBrothers - Stamp On The Ground (Land/Unofficial AMVs)
HEALTH x 100 gecs - POWER FANTASY (100 gecs)
Shawn Wasabi & YDG - Burn Rice (Kawaii Future Bass)
100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos (100 gecs/Unofficial AMVs)
Celeste - Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix) (Cutesy/Chibi Platformers)
MOTHER 3 - Porky’s Porkies (HAL/Greed)
KUWAGO - Lucky Girl (Kawaii Future Bass/Luck)
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man (Sky/Unofficial AMVs)
NoteBlock - Waluigi Pinball (Racing)
Kirby: Planet Robobot - Gorgeous-Go-Round (HAL/Gambling)
DeltaHedron - Dark Mind (2nd phase) (HAL)
Yunomi (feat. TORIENA) - Wakusei Rabbit (Kawaii Future Bass/Rabbits)
100 gecs (feat. Lil West & Tony Velour) - gecgecgec (Remix) (100 gecs)
Reel Big Fish - My Imaginary Friend (Sea Creatures/Friendship/Ska)

[ WR1 M1 P2 ] - HYPERNOVA

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

GUESS WHAT, BITCHES? I'm celebrating my birthday week in addition to my [FULLY LEGITIMATE] win here, so expect a bit of me before this "trash pit" kicks the bucket. Expect 16 tracks featuring yours truly, as well as with the rest of the bums I've had to sleep with for 3 years... Eyugh. But that won't be all that you'll be seein' me for - y'all should know me by now; I just LOVE to go out with a bang!

---

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Beastie Boys - Girls
LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It

Hey, Who Let Him WIN the Tourney!?!?

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Amoeba Sisters

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Porter Robinson - Cheerleader [Amoeba Sisters - School related]
S3RL - MTC [Angel Dust - Sex]
Robin Thicke, T.I., Pharrell Williams - Blurred Lines [Angel Dust - Sex]
torr - selfdestruct [Amoeba Sisters - School subjects (Science)]
torr - the scientific method [Amoeba Sisters - School subjects (Science)]
Pink Guy - She's So Nice [Angel Dust - Sex]
Silva Hound - Addict [Angel Dust - YouTube animation]
Kanye West - Wolves [Angel Dust - "I just felt like it fit here."]
Weezer - Undone (The Sweater Song) [Amoeba Sisters - School related??? a little? i think?? because of the intro but honestly i forgot idrc]

Sweet Cheerleader Babes

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Waterfall Warriors

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Toby Fox - Spider Dance [Angel Dust - Spiders, Waterfall Warriors - Toby Fox]
J Balvin, Tainy - AGUA [Waterfall Warriors - Nickelodeon/Water]
Bad Bunny - Tití Me Preguntó [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]

Valentití Me Preguntó

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, The Boondocks

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

OmarCameUp - SLUTTY [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, The Boondocks - Underground hip-hop]
Ayesha Erotica - Emo Boy [Angel Dust - Sex]
TeddyLoid - Dancefloor Orgy [Angel Dust - Sex]
4-ize, Attitude, MF DOOM - Tonight [The Boondocks - Underground hip-hop]
Waka Flocka Flame, Roscoe Dash, Wale - No Hands [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]

"i don't mind them, but keep them away from my children"

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, ToeJam & Earl

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Jet Set Radio - Humming the Bassline [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron - Menu Beats [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove! - Rocket Rap [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Various Angel Dust SFX/Voicelines [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
ToeJam & Earl III: Mission to Earth - Roll Call [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Hazbin Hotel - Loser, Baby [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes [Angel Dust - Demons]
CupcakKe - Gum [Angel Dust - Sex]
Triple_sSs - Big Beat Mario [Angel Dust - Hotels]
Fatboy Slim - Fucking in Heaven [Angel Dust - Sex]
Dangoheart Animation - Vaporeon Copypasta, Animated [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/Suggestive themes]
Moe Shop, Hentai Dude - Superstar [Angel Dust - Sex]
Moe Shop, Jamie Paige, Shiki - Love Taste [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
London Pop Show - Laurent Lombard [Angel Dust - Sex (ZONE-Tan)]
El Chombo, Cutty Ranks - Dame Tu Cosita [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol' Bitties [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
"Angel Dust Gets Flustered by Lucifer! (Hazbin Hotel Comic-Dub)" [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
"some random vid of a vtuber saying why you should date femboys that i got off of twitter" [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
BlasphamousHD "She is such a bad bitch tho!" [Angel Dust - Sex]
SPIGOTTAN - ytp sexer [Angel Dust - Sex]

Funk Up The Bassline

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Detective David B.
--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Onett - Beepatrol [Detective David B. - ROBLOX originals (Bee Swarm Simulator)]
Khia - My Neck, My Back [Angel Dust - Sex]
Hanson - MMMBop [Detective David B. - Distinct 90's feel]
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Crosstown Traffic [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
The Weeknd, Daft Punk - Starboy [Angel Dust - "originally i was gonna list this for david b under 'synthwave' until i realized the horrific mistake i had made"]
Ice Spice - Munch [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
YaBoyJDub - Swiggity Swooty, I'm Coming For That Booty [Angel Dust - Sex]

The Birds and the (Swarm of) Bees

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Bearded Expense
--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Fatboy Slim - The Rockafeller Skank [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, Bearded Expense - Fatness/Bigness]
Team Fortress 2 - Playing With Danger [Bearded Expense - Valve]
Splat Pack - Shake That Ass Bitch [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
IDKHOW - Sugar Pills [Angel Dust - Drugs]
Chief Keef, 50 Cent, Wiz Khalifa - Hate Bein' Sober [Angel Dust - Drugs]
Cypis - Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz (Zejście) [Angel Dust - Drugs]
4-ize, Attitude, MF DOOM - Tonight [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, Drugs]
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse - Catch the S Train [Angel Dust - Spiders]
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime [Angel Dust - A24 (Stop Making Sense)]
Hazbin Hotel - Poison [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Souls of Mischief - 93 'Til Infinity [Angel Dust - A24 (mid90's)]
A Day to Remember - Another Song About the Weekend (Acoustic) [Bearded Expense - Valve fancontent (Team Fabulous 2)]
KMD - Smokin' That S*@% [Angel Dust - Drugs]

Drugs For the Soul, Brother

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

Funk Up The Bassline

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]

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