Once again, the internet has spoken! Can GSPORTS save their reputation as well as they save money, or does HEAD CHEF HEAVY have something more than firepower cooking? Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin'! 

Musician (Buildup): theguy
Editing: VincentMashups, theguy, TVGhost
Art: FenzoFRFR, 5Kids
https://soundcloud.com/theguy-mashups-part-six
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw
https://twitter.com/_TVGhost_
https://twitter.com/fenzofrfr
https://twitter.com/beat5kids

gSports
- Songs featured in Geico commercials, or made for advertisements.
(Sexy Grandpa Time, Push It, Somebody's Watching Me, Whoomp! There It Is)
(All People Are Tax People, nuts.com, Freecreditreport.com, Chili's Babyback Ribs)
- Songs from games featured in eSports competitions, or featured in games popularized through Twitch.
(Rocket League, League Of Legends, CS:GO, Dota 2)
(Fortnite, Fall Guys, Among Us, Jackbox Party Packs)
- Songs from Racing games, or related to cars & bikes.
(Forza Horizons, Blur, Mario Kart, Ridge Racer: Type 4)
(Initial D, Car Radio, Highway Couture, No Handlebars)
- Songs related to streamers, streaming & notable streamer background music.
(We Like To Party, Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pon Pon Pon, VTuber Songs)
(Unity, Candyland, NCS, Alan Walker)

Head Chef Heavy
- Songs originating from Valve properties & Valve fan content.
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead 2)
(Count To Three, Meet The Crew, Soldier vs. Masked Spy, Erectin' A River)
- Songs featured in first person & class based shooters, or related to guns.
(Unreal Tournament, DOOM, Duke Nukem, Valorant)
(21 Guns, I Shot The Sheriff, Guns For Hands, Bang Bang)
- Songs related to Eastern European culture, or foodstuffs & culinary arts.
(Rasputin, Moskau, Russkij Pusskij, Hardbass)
(Eat It, Hot Butter Ice Cream, Pizza Tower, Mm.. Food)
- Songs by Huey Lewis & The News.
(Hip To Be Square, The Power Of Love, The Heart Of Rock & Roll, Slammin')

[R1 M8] Results! gSports vs. Head Chef Heavy - Mashup Week: Megamix

Once again, the internet has spoken! Will KEBIN manage to impress the audience, or will ADAM CONOVER ruin his way to victory? Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin'!

Musician (Buildup): lasagna cat
Editing: lasagna cat
Art: Diary of a Tourney Kid
@lasagna-cat-2
@doatk

Sources:
Megamix R1 Results Buildup Template
Adam Conover SFX (truTV, CollegeHumor, Things Adam Ruins: Himself)
Kevin's Bunker SFX (Will McDaniel, Reality TV, People Named Kevin)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Unfunny Comedians)
Lemon Demon - A Mask Of My Own Face (Unfunny Comedians)
Katy Perry - E.T. (Aliens)
Oliver Tree - Alien Boy (Aliens)
Insane Clown Posse - In My Room (Things Adam Ruins: Sex)

Adam Conover
- truTV programming
()
- Things Adam RUINS
()
- CollegeHumor
()
- Comedians that aren’t FUCKING FUNNY
()

Kebin
- Will McDaniel
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets & dolls
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Reality TV Shows
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, meat, & media that have people named 'Kevin' in them
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)

[R1 M3] Results! Adam Conover vs. Kebin - Diary of a Tourney Kid

ART BY: [@farthahalaugh, Eyecanseeyou]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Bo Burnham, Confronting Yourself
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Songs used:
Saster - MEGALOLAZING (Resastered) (Referenced in WTTI: "Fanfiction"/UTSC)
Jack Black - Peaches (Comedians)
Sonic.exe - Hill Act 1.gym (Sonic, Creepypasta)
Olimac31 - MONCHELOLAZING (UTSC)
The Noisy Freaks - Hell & Back (Unholy religion)
Sonic CD - Metallic Madness (Sonic)
OR3O - Endless (Escapism, The mind)
Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz (Sonic artists)
Crush 40 - Escape From The City (SEGA, Sonic artists)
Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet ( )
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl (Comedians, Synthpop/Eldritch beings)
Tenacious D - Video Games (Comedians)
Luna - ICED OUT (UTSC)
Sage The Gemini - Gas Pedal (Anarchy: Vine)
Dr. Dre - The Next Episode (San Holo) (Anarchy: Vine)
Saster - EXECUTION ( )
Illusion Lock - Main Menu (Online horror)
---
(BONUS 01 - Bo Burnham)

- Bo Burnham, musical comedy/synthpop & comedians.
(All Eyes on Me, Content, Welcome to the Internet, Comedy)
("Weird Al" Yankovic, Donald Glover, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld)
- Netflix originals/exclusives & artists featured on them.
(Hilda, Inside Job, Green Eggs and Ham, Arcane)
(Men at Work, Carly Rae Jepsen, C418, Frankie Cosmos)
- Loneliness, escapism, isolation & the mind.
(Are You Lonesome Tonight, burnout, All By Myself, OMORI)
- Technology, what's referenced in WTTI and everything else you find on the internet!
(Technologic, Obama, 9 Year Old Children, People At The Zoo)
...and if none its of interest to you, you'd be the first!

(01 - CONFRONTING YOURSELF)

- Sonic, first-party SEGA & artists in official Sonic media
(Sonic CD, Sonic Generations, Super Monkey Ball, Sega Bass Fishing)
(Dreams Come True, Wiz Khalifa, Michael Jackson, Kid Cudi)
- Toby Fox, his associated acts/media & UTSC/its artists
(Deltarune, Homestuck, Lena Raine, Itoki Hana)
(Endless Debt, Our Broken Constellations, Saster, callie)
- Creepypasta/online horror, eldritch beings & unholy religion
(NES Godzilla, Mr. Bones' Wild Ride, SCP Foundation, The Walten Files) 
(Local58, No Eyed Girl, Jumping Devil, Highway To Hell)
- Clones/Doppelgangers & songs related to having a "dark side"
(Clone High, I Think I'm A Clone Now, My Clone Sleeps Alone, We Are Not The Same Person) 
(Good Girls Bad Guys, The Animal I Have Become, In The End, Among Us)
...but there's also anything and everything, all of the time!

END OF THE LINE

Track Name: Results! River City Girls
Character Represented: River City Girls
Musician: nomi
Render: appo777yon
https://soundcloud.com/nomi-spector
https://twitter.com/appo777yon

Sources:
Megan McDuffee - File Select Theme (Wayforward, Synthpop)
Chipzel - Focus (Chipzel)

River City Girls
- Songs featured in games developed or published by Wayforward & ArcSystem.
(River City Girls, Mighty Switch Force, Cat Girl Without Salad, Shantae)
(River City Ransom, Guilty Gear, BlazBlue, Chaos Code)
- Songs in the Synthpop & Synthwave genres.
(Megan McDuffee, La Roux, Kraftwerk, Eurythmics)
(Kavinsky, Miami Nights 1984, Knock Knock, Carpenter Brut)
- Songs featured in games with contributions by Chipzel.
(Super Hexagon, Dicey Dungeons, Spectra, Size DOES Matter)
- Songs featured in games in the "Beat 'Em Up" genre.
(Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game, Castle Crashers, Yakuza, Battletoads)

Results! River City Girls - Mashup Week: Megamix

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/aimlesscontrivance
Art By: Norri ( https://soundcloud.com/norrivpn )
Characters Represented: Schlatt & Co.

- Schlatt + His Business Partners / Capitalism
(My Way + Fungus Bop, heat_death / Biggering, Money Game Pt. 2)

- WhatPumpkin + Composers / New York Artists / Alt Rock
(Bonus: Yeah It Is + Gravity Makes the Flame Rise / Born This Way / Misery Business)

- Time + Time Travel / Corruption (Societal) 
(Live and Learn + Time Odyssey / Nobody Speak)

- Dead Things / Astrological Signs / Positions of Power
(Pigstep / Aries / When I Rule The World)

Pull List:
Astro Kid, Clark Powell - Beatup (What Pumpkin)
Konrad OldMoney - BIGGER MAN (Societal Corruption)
Lena Raine - Pigstep (JSchlatt Business Partners [Mojang], Dead Things [The Nether])
Astro Kid, Clark Powell - Crystalmethequins (What Pumpkin Composers)
Paramore - Misery Business (Alt Rock)
Jay Eazy - Respect Your Elders (New York Artists)

Character Introduction #2 - Schlatt & Co.

Music: junebug 卅(•‿•)卅 
Art: junebug 卅(•‿•)卅 
Character(s) Represented: Lou Albano & Jenny Wakeman
https://twitter.com/Minimod23

Lou Albano's Sources:
-Songs from pre-N64 or non-VG Mario media
-Songs from video game adaptations
-Songs from anti-drug media, or songs with anti-drug themes
-Songs related to wrestling/wrestlers, or songs featuring Cyndi Lauper

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
-Songs related to Nickelodeon properties
-Songs related to robots
-2000s "teen anthems"
-Songs & artists in the Pop-Punk genre

Source(s) Used:
Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit (Both- 2000s Teen Anthems, Anti-Drug Themes)
Nutritious - The Unbroken [Last Battle OC Remix] (Jenny - Robots)
Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gilles - Take A Hint (Jenny - Nick)
Downstrait - Kingdom (Lou- Wrestling: Cody Rhodes)
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
Koji Kondo - Bowser Castle -  (Lou - Pre-N64 Mario)
Paramore - Misery Business (Jenny - Pop Punk, 2000s Teen Anthems)
Jennifer Saunders - Holding Out For A Hero (Lou- Non-VGM Mario: Mario Bros. 2023, Video Game Adaptations: Detective Pikachu)
GUNSHIP - Time After Time (Lou - Cyndi Lauper, Jenny - Nick: Timestoppers)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.com/invite/uwqpWpbdaw


CMON CODY! FINISH YOUR STORY!!!! -june
oh.....oh he finished his story...... -june

[LF P2] Broken Kingdoms, Breaking Promises ~ FINISHING THE STORY - S.A.L.T.

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, ToeJam & Earl

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Jet Set Radio - Humming the Bassline [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron - Menu Beats [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove! - Rocket Rap [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Various Angel Dust SFX/Voicelines [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
ToeJam & Earl III: Mission to Earth - Roll Call [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Hazbin Hotel - Loser, Baby [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes [Angel Dust - Demons]
CupcakKe - Gum [Angel Dust - Sex]
Triple_sSs - Big Beat Mario [Angel Dust - Hotels]
Fatboy Slim - Fucking in Heaven [Angel Dust - Sex]
Dangoheart Animation - Vaporeon Copypasta, Animated [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/Suggestive themes]
Moe Shop, Hentai Dude - Superstar [Angel Dust - Sex]
Moe Shop, Jamie Paige, Shiki - Love Taste [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
London Pop Show - Laurent Lombard [Angel Dust - Sex (ZONE-Tan)]
El Chombo, Cutty Ranks - Dame Tu Cosita [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol' Bitties [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
"Angel Dust Gets Flustered by Lucifer! (Hazbin Hotel Comic-Dub)" [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
"https://twitter.com/PanksterVT/status/1725219270987002039" [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
BlasphamousHD "She is such a bad bitch tho!" [Angel Dust - Sex]
SPIGOTTAN - ytp sexer [Angel Dust - Sex]

Funk Up The Bassline

[They take their sudden relocation with... nonchalance, despite their instruments lacking the ability to call for help. Not like they need it.]
[Their ears pick up noise from across the caverns.]
[They grin, walking as they upgrade their body - someone's going to lose today, it won't be them, and it's a shame it couldn't have been the Scout guy.]

𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕖𝕥, 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝. 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤?

Lost 07 - Tamari

- GHOST AND PALS, Their Collaborators/Team 6x111, and Vocal Synth
- Industrial Genres
- The Internet, Computers, Surrealist Japanese Media, and References In Qualia Automata
- Robots, Artificial Intelligence, and The Psyche

Songs used: 

Vane Lily - Lamentations 
Guillaume David - Children of The Omnissiah (Robots)
Alice Schach and the Magic Orchestra - QUEEN FLY (Surrealist Japanese Media)
Yume Nikki - Barracks Settlement (Surrealist Japanese Media, References)
Astrophysics - Lobotomy (The Psyche)
Bronze - pa$$ the time (Industrial)
Alias Conrad Coldwood - Pepper Steak (Industrial)
Ferry - The World Is Smiling On Me (Vocal Synth)
Hatsune Miku - Daisy Bell (Vocal Synth, Computers, Artificial Intelligence)
Kanaria - EYE (Vocal Synth)

LAMENTATIONS FOR YOUR BROKEN MIND

TANKMAN: Aw, they think they've got a shot! How 'bout I kill two jerks with one stone and take grands all for myself as payment?
LOU: Well, paisano, if it's a fight you want, you've found the right pair'a heavy hitters! PASTA POWER!!
JENNY: You're just another Monday morning for me! I'd love to see you try and match my firepower!

Music: Flux
Art: Enoderen
Character(s) Represented: Lou Albano & Jenny Wakeman vs. Tankman
https://soundcloud.com/mainmanflux-2
https://twitter.com/Enoderen

Tankman’s Sources:
- Songs featured in notable Newgrounds & online Flash creations
- Songs featured in Tom Fulp media & by other popular Newgrounds creators
- Songs related to firearms & tanks
- Songs related to innuendos and sexual humor

Lou Albano’s Sources:
- Songs from pre-N64 or non-VG Mario media
- Songs from video game adaptations
- Songs from anti-drug media, or songs with anti-drug themes
- Songs related to wrestling/wrestlers, or songs featuring Cyndi Lauper

Jenny Wakeman’s Sources:
- Songs related to Nickelodeon properties
- Songs related to robots
- 2000s "teen anthems"
- Songs & artists in the Pop-Punk genre

Source(s) Used:
Locknar - Blood Son [Tankman - Newgrounds: Madness Combat Project Nexus]
Traci Lords - Control (Juno Reactor Instrumental) [Lou - Video-Game Adaptations: Mortal Kombat the Movie]
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At [Lou - Video-Game Adaptations: The Tomb Raider Movie]
Castle Crashers - Factory [Tankman - Tom Fulp Media, Newgrounds]
Aerosmith - You Gotta Move [Jenny - Nickelodeon: The Barnyard]
*NSYNC - Pop [Jenny - Nickelodeon: Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius]
Super Mario Bros. - Castle Theme [Lou - Pre-N64 Mario]
Dex Arson - Frontlines [Tankman - Flash: Geometry Dash, War]
Black Sabbath - War Pigs [Lou, Tankman - Wrestling: Survivor Series War Games 2022/War]
Daft Punk - Alive [Jenny - Robots]
Danny Baranowsky ft. Melinda Hershey - Power of the Meat (Josh Whelchel Remix) [Tankman - Newgrounds]
The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid [Jenny - Pop Punk]
The Weeknd - Gasoline [Lou - Wrestling: Wrestlemania 40]
Danny Baranowsky - Can O' Salt [Tankman - Newgrounds]

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.com/invite/uwqpWpbdaw

[LF BOSS P2] VS. Tankman ~ Factory on the Frontlines - S.A.L.T.

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Dick Figures

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick [Angel Dust - "Seems suggestive enough, yeah?", Dick Figures - Vulgarity]
Various Dick Figures SFX [Dick Figures - Ed Skudder/Zack Keller]
Nyanners - Tipsy [Angel Dust - Drugs, Dick Figures - Vulgar language]
Far East Movement - Like A G6 [Angel Dust - Drugs, Dick Figures - Early internet culture]
LMFAO, Lil Jon - Shots [Angel Dust - Drugs]
Denzel Curry - PERCS | PERCZ [Angel Dust - Drugs]
Nick Keller - Party Down [Dick Figures - Ed Skudder/Zack Keller (Dick Figures OST)]
Surasshu - The Penis (Eek!) [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, Dick Figures - Vulgarity]
Big K.R.I.T. - Country Shit [Dick Figures - Swears in the title]
JPEGMAFIA, Danny Brown - Fentanyl Tester [Angel Dust - Drugs]

Dick

DREAMER 12: MARCY // EFFECT: NONE (art by @memphis-576218917)

- disney channel & disney xd media / amphibia artists & references
- web narratives / tumblr fandoms & culture / youtubers
- synthpop / electropop / hyperpop
- multiverse theory / alternate realities / celestial bodies

pull list:
- lmt - idxabiijhetuolgk (oh, you know. 15 second filler.)
- the weeknd - take my breath (synthpop)
- lipps, inc. - funkytown (offsource)
- underscores - locals (girls like us) (electropop/hyperpop)
- haley tju - marcy theme song takeover (amphibia)
- kevin macleod - electro cabello (web narratives [rat movie 2: the movie])
- dua lipa - dance the night (tumblr culture [barbie (2023)])
- madeon ft. passion pit - pay no mind (electropop)
- lady gaga - bad romance (electropop)
- cryalot - touch the sun (electropop/celestial bodies)
- daryl hall and john oates - out of touch (synthpop)
- cryalot - labyrinth (electropop)
- super smash bros. ultimate - lifelight (amphibia references [super smash bros.])

hey guys

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

Funk Up The Bassline

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]