[Coffee and Cigarettes]

Lyrics:
I’ma tear the club up
When I walk in the front door
Half a fucking pound stuffed it all inside a fronto
If you ain’t getting fucked up
What the fuck you come for
Bitch I’m going round told her spark another blunt hoe
Looking for a bad bitch
I’m not looking for love though
All black Suburban with the windows tinted gun smoke
The opps thought I was plotting I was hardly pullin up tho
But if I pop it they’ll be hopping like they playing jump rope
Never gave a fuck
Probably never gonna
Smoking marijuana my lungs are filled up with ganja
I can’t breathe too easy
My chest got a rattle and I feel my ribs squeeze me
I’ma tear the club up
When I walk in the front door
Half a fucking pound stuffed it all inside a fronto
If you ain’t getting fucked up
What the fuck you come for
Bitch I’m going round told her spark another blunt hoe
Yuh
Buck
Buck
Yeah
Tear the club up
I’ma tear the club up
Tear the club up
I’ma tear the club up
Tear the- tear the club up
I’ma tear the club up
Tear the club up
I’ma tear the club up
I-I-I’ma tear the club up
When I walk in the front door
Half a fucking pound stuffed it all inside a fronto
If you ain’t getting fucked up
What the fuck you come for
Bitch I’m going round told her spark another blunt hoe

Credits:
	•	Produced by: Phreyla
	•	Mixed/Mastered by: Phreyla
	•	Features: N/A

About the Track:
Coffee and Cigarettes is just wild energy—rowdy, reckless, and made for tearing the club up. It’s me on my fuck-it attitude, smoking heavy, and not caring who’s watching. A track built to get loud.

Album Context:
Track 8. Into Oblivion, released 10/31/2025.

Connect:

SPOTIFY - 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7ar2nUW3BNxwE4GNYdsmXd?si=xwozk-CiTvm9doFaiLy17w

Apple
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/phreyla/1524001780

INSTAGRAM
https://www.instagram.com/phreyla/

Tags:
#phonk #emotrap #darkrap #gothrap

Coffee and Cigarettes

Deep Red

saying nuffing

Art: @beat5kids
Track: @bluez04

Subject #05: The Blacksmith
A princess needs saving? Sounds like a job for the knight in purple! The Blacksmith has crashed a spot in The Ruler of Everyone's Mind, and he's staying. You'll have to watch out for multiple weapons when fighting this opponent, including his hammer, sandwiches, and sources from Newgrounds games and Beat Em Up games. Let's just hope we don't run into any catfishes.

- Music From Behemoth Games And Popular Newgrounds/Flash Content (NO OVERLAP)
(Ultimate Battle Of Ultimate Destiny, Battleblock Theater, Homestar Runner, etc)
- Music From Games In The Hack N Slash and Beat Em Up Genre
(River City Games, Streets Of Rage, Bayonetta, etc)
- Music Related To The Medieval Times (Knights, Dragons, Wizards, etc) (EXCLUDING ROYALTY)
(Imagine Dragons, Knights Of The Round Table, Magical Mystery Tour, etc)

Sources:
Castle Crashers - The Show (Behemoth Games/Hack and Slash)
BattleBlock Theater - Finale (Behemoth Games)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown (Newgrounds)
Imagine Dragons - Believer (Medieval Times (Dragons))

Victory! The Blacksmith

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE BOONDOCKS

The stones that the builder refused, the individuals hailing from Woodcrest, MD have made a surprise stop at the Mash Pit with no other intentions but to slap the shit out of anyone who gets in their way. Although a somewhat dysfunctional family, their combined ass whooping abilities are unparalleled, so you best prepare yourself for a melting. Bringing tunes from the underground and various [adult swim] media to the table, the Freemans will be sweeping this fight club or die tryin!

SOURCES:
The Boondocks - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner ([adult swim] programming)
MF DOOM - Doomsday (Underground hip-hop)
Lakim - A Pimp Named Slickback ([adult swim] programming)
A-F-R-O/R.A The Rugged Man - Definition of a Rap Flow (Underground hip-hop)
Family Guy - Bird is the Word (Family)
Kanye West - Family Business (Family)

SOURCE LIST:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

The Pimps Prayer

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE GRINCH

[BIO IN WORKS]

SOURCES:
Tyler, the Creator - Jamba (Tyler, the Creator)
BROCKHAMPTON - BOOGIE (Illumination films, part of The Grinch soundtrack)
Tyler, the Creator - WHATSGOOD (Tyler, the Creator)
iteachvader - Robotnik Rock (Villains/bad guys)
iteachvader - Hedgehog Stew (Villains/bad guys)

SOURCE LIST:

> Dr. Seuss related media
(Eggs Song, The Lorax, You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch)

> Sources from Illumination films
(Despicable Me franchise, Sing, The Secret Life of Pets)

> Christmas music, or christmas related sources
(All I Want For Christmas, Wonderful Christmastime, My Favorite Things/7 rings)

> Tyler, the Creator's discography
(IGOR, Flower Boy, WOLF, Cherry Bomb)

> Villains/bad guys
(Win the Race, We Are Number One, Discord - The Living Tombstone)

iteachvader's YTPMVs

BROCKHEDGEHOG

[OUTDATED SOURCE LIST]
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006 - Riddle of the Rocks
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After traveling the vast and limitless space of the ПБе145.21th dimension, it appears that two ｉｍ ｍｏｒｔａｌ ｂｅｉｎｇｓ have arrived to partake in ямс activities. With knowledge and powers far beyond our mortal comprehension, the ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ᴍᴀɴ has decided to put aside his abnormalities with ᎾᏒᎪᏁᎶ to form an unstoppable duo. The end is near, and no vegetals are safe...
prepare for ꪑ ᥲ ᥊ เ ꪑ ᥙ ꪑ เ ᥒ ᥉ ꫀ ɾ t เ ꪮ ᥒ .
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ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ᴍᴀɴ and ᎾᏒᎪᏁᎶ's Sourcelist:
- Songs in the Vaporwave/Aesthetic genre.
(MACINTOSH PLUS - FLORAL SHOPPE, Resonance, RINSE AND REPEAT, Private Caller, etc.)
- Songs commonly used in cursed image compilations. [NO OVERLAP]
(Bonfire, Earthbound OST, don't forget to feed your neopets, Baby I'm Yours, etc.)
- Songs from surreal and bizarre comedy medias.
(Pop Team Epic, Eric Andre Show, SNL, Hitchhikers Guide, etc.)
- Songs relating to aliens and space.
(Rocket Man, Space Oddity, X-Files Theme, Space Is Cool, etc.)
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Sources Used:
SAINT PEPSI - Vanilla Pepsi (Aesthetic Genre)
SAINT PEPSI - Enjoy Yourself (Aesthetic Genre)
Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love (Aesthetic Genre)
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This track was made by @thenderwitherguy, and was remastered by @gnirob.
This art was made by @theguys-spicy-soundclown.
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The stars shine bright...
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ｄｒｉｎｃｃ░ｂｅｐｉｓ （ズホば）

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: SUNDAY SERVICE

Huh? It's Sunday already? You know what that means - and if you don't, then it means that the Sunday Service is coming here straight out of MMD Tumblr hell and straight into the Mash Pit! With the botanic blessings bringing them visual novels, spooky skeletons, and some extra Tumblr funnies, they're here to sweep the bracket with an energy sword in one hand and the other hand inside the other contestants assholes. Itss PUNISHMENT TIIIIIIME!

SOURCES:

SayMaxWell - Lancer's Theme (Skeletons)
BotanicSage - Sounds on Thursday afternoon (BotanicSage)
BotanicSage - CHAOS FINGERS (BotanicSage, Skeletons)
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair - Dandandanganronpa! (Visual novels)

SOURCE LIST:

> Visual novels (NO OVERLAP)
(Danganronpa franchise, VA-11-Hall-A, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

> Sources relating to skeletons
(Megalovania, Spooky Scary Skeletons, Grim Fandango OST)

> Media known for their following on Tumblr (NO OVERLAP)
(Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Homestuck, Doctor Who)

> Sources by BotanicSage, or sources that were popularized by him (NO OVERLAP)
(Today was a Good Day, CHAOS FINGERS, Sounds from ____ afternoon, Chemical Plant Zone)

Sounds from a Chaotic afternoon

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: 2-40R-1

BIO:
You want fun?̢͌ ͔̓T̳͐h͕͆e͍̅͡ͅś̰͕̦̫̠̀̈́̽́ė̛̖͙͍͈͘̕͝ͅ ̢̘̼͈̉̉̿͢͠͝ţ̢̨̛̩͙̐̒͑͠w̟̞̦͚̺͊̀̐̈̑o͚̥̹͑̏͒ ͓̠͈̼̑́͘͝a̡̲̟̍̈́͡ŗ̪̰̠̍̀̽͋e̗̮̅̉̍ ̑D̫͙͐̓O̼̜͓͓͑̋̎͝ ̢̛͔̳̈̅͌͜N̞͎̚͝OT͈͊ ̖̈R͇̳͉̣̮͆̒͐̋̀E̙͞SĔ̫Å̫Ȑ̜C̯̺̘͓̀̀̔͝H̹̥̘͕̀̉̄̔ ̺̪̄͠T͕̤͕̔͂͞H͎̜͔͐̿̃̚͜IŠ͔̭͚̺̈́͆͐ ̩̠͎̜͔̊̓̋̅̕C̛̮̪̭͙̄̀͝H̘͂͐ͅA̧͔̐̽Ŕ̢͇̖̳̟̍́̆͘A̢̦͙͒͝͝C̛̜̯̙͍̼̃̇͐̊Ț̒È̝R ͈̫̯̌̆͘T̡̅Ḣ̢̘̟̪͒͡͞E̤̻̱̽̔͠Y ̨̛͖̑̑̊͢͜À͙̫͕͆͡Ṙ͔̇͜E̮̭̩̖̊̎̓̾́ͅ ̹̹̘͇̠̃̽̑͋͞H̰̝̰͌͑̽͜͠E̛̙͗ͅR̢̤̉̏E̢̲͙̰̓̃͌̀ ̧̛̼̎F̞̺̯̹̀́̽̀O̳̟͑̾̅͜Ȓ̡̹͉̪͇͆͗͆͊ ̨͕̲͙̂͛̋̓B͚̘͈̋̇̔L̤̝̔̊O̞̩̣̦͗̇̈͐O̢͚̍̐D.̧̲̳̘̀͆̏͡ ̠̪̤̮͚̎͂̇̒̕L̳̒U̺̲̥̇̔͆I̧͙̙̓̓͆̊͘͜͢Ģ̮͊̑I̡̭̗͍̋̆̔͡ ̲̫̺̜̂̎́̑̀͟I̙͇͓̍̏̒S͔̒ ̣̙̆͝N̮͡O̝̞̺͕̽̉͊̚T̹͞ ̢͈͆̚IǸ̹͇̻̥͓̓̂̋͞Ñ͔͍͞O̤̪̿̊CÈ̤̦̅N̹̤͌͘̚͟T̟̝̰̈́̍̀̕ͅ.̣̹̋͠ ͈͇̀͛̇͟Ĕ̖̞͐V̱̻͓̤̦̊̂̃̀͝Ĕ̖R͎̝͚̾͆͡Y̲̼̞͋̓̍ ̯͂C̱͎͚̻͙͋̉̎̾̚H͉̩͒͆͘͢A͚͍̫̗̎̂͐̓̈͜R̝̐A͈̦͙͐̎̔C̛̫̘̠̬̿́̒T̮͇̂͆͋͟Ë̺́R̡͍̞̺͍̀̑̒́͞ ͎̺̋͋Ì̢͕̠͋́͜͠N͙̺͛̾̕͜ T͖̲̀̏H̻̏Ĕ̙̩͠ ͕͕̮͈̻̀̏͐͛͡M̨̙͉͛͑̎̅ͅẢ͍̲̳͒̔S̯̺͔̮̀̀̈͐͢͠H ̮̤̤͛̓̚P͈̀͘͟I̟̗̋͝T͎͋̽͟ ̤͍̺̐͆̎͠ͅI͍̲̦͒̀͝S̤̪̱̜͆̐͠͠ ̖̥̇̒P̪̣͎̤̏͑̔̅E̢̨͎͔͐̀̾̑R̺̝̽͌͜͡S̖̈Ỏ̭̐͜N̳̚Ǎ̭͇̀L̙̗̿̚Î̖̞̗̟̿̅̕Z̤̫͗̂Ȇ̺D͚̺̉̒.

SOURCES:
Super Mario 64 - File Select (M̡̀ȧ̗ǐ̦n̘͞li̋̒͡n͈̓e̱̝̅͠ M͋a͎͔̥̜͑͆̕͘riȍ͚)
Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource)
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource kinda)

SOURCE LIST:

- All Wario-related media and mainline Mario
(WarioWare, Super Mario 64, Psycho Waluigi, Super Mario Sunshine)

- Sources from ARG's, Creepypasta, and lost media
(Sonic.exe, All the Small Things, Dad Feels, The June Archives)

- Children's horror and internet horror
(Monster House, Coraline, Goosebumps, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
(Local58, Gemini Home Entertainment, Monument Mythos, Kane Pixels)

- Games known for being broken or glitchy, intentional or not
(Goat Simulator, Cyberpunk 2077, Skate 3, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing)

file selected with a mallet

"I will admit that I'm scared of Gooseworx. So, you know how I'm aware that this is a fictional tournament and nothing is real? I think Gooseworx is too. She doesn't seem to even care if she wins or loses. Sometimes she'll say something horribly morbid and look at the "camera" like she's on a sitcom. I don't understand her."

This track and art was made by @e-twoup.

Track Sources:
The Living Tombstone - Epoch (Songs by similar cover artists)
Stupendium - Why Did I Say Okie Doki? (Nerdcore)
Dan Bull - No Man's Sky rap (Nerdcore)
The Living Tombstone - Cut the Cord (Songs by similar cover artists)

Why Did I Say Epoch

Track by @jaeden-niko-niko-ney
Art by https://twitter.com/BooingRipley

Baby Take A Bow, Curly Top, etc. You know her name, and you know her infamous box set. But have you heard her famous Animal Cracker Soup? Yeah, she might have gotten in just to advertise it, but nonetheless she's here! Call now for an exclusive offer!

Shirley Temple's sources:
- Music from/related to musicals and theater (Newsies, High School Musical, Battleblock Theater OST) [NO HAMILTON MUSIC... FROM AMERICAN PERSPECTIVE]
- Music made pre-1960, and covers thereof (Fly Me To The Moon, Over The Rainbow, Everywhere At The End Of Time)
- Music from vintage-style media or related to the colors black and white (Alastor's Game, Ransom, Safe And Sound)
- Music from/featured in commercials (Dunkaccino Rap, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy)

This track's sources:
Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (Black and White)
Portugal The Man - Feel It Still (Commercials)
FreeCreditReport.com Song (Commercials)
Neon Genesis Evangelion OST - Fly Me To The Moon (Pre-1960s Media)
Jack and Jill - Dunkaccino Rap (Commercials)
Hamilton - You'll Be Back (Theatre)
Lotus Land Story - Bad Apple!! (Black and White)

Still And Sound

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

BROCKHEDGEHOG

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]