yo, sick character and sicker track, CABINET POG

finally. the robot rep and machine rep in one character

this was in a playlist just called "bruh" and honestly couldn't agree more

Arrangement: Etroup (@e-twoup)
Character Represented: Lone Digger

Sources:
- Songs by Caravan Palace
- Songs in the electro swing genre
- Songs related to cats, and digging

Songs used:
Karma - Or3O (Electro Swing)
Dig Down - Muse (Digging)
Dig a Little Deeper - China Anne McClain (Digging)
One Bad Gloop - RiceBubs (Cats)
Like That - Doja Cat (Cats)
Dig What You Dug - Wallows (Digging)

Karma Comes Collecting

¿Tienes un caso desagradable de fiebre o escalofríos? ¿O simplemente tratando de hacerse cargo del área tri-estatal? ¡Estos dos doctores cobardes te tienen cubierto! Con la experiencia quirúrgica del Dr. Amigo y los esquemas malvados de Heinz Doofenshmirtz, están aquí para ayudarlo a usted y a su familia. Ay caramba!

★ Canciones de Phineas y Ferb o la Ley de Milo Murphy
(My Nemesis, S.I.M.P., Ain't Got Rhythm, It's My World)
★ Canciones de la franquicia Dr. Mario, o relacionadas con la cultura hispana.
(Escalofríos, fiebre, Virus Buster, Gacha)
(Despacito, El Sonidito, El Son De Los Aguacates)
★ Canciones relacionadas con médicos o prácticas médicas.
(Centro de trauma: OST bajo el cuchillo / Cirujano Simulador)
Nota: Los "Doctores" no son jefes ni concursantes, por lo que no afectarán el soporte de ninguna manera. Sin embargo, ¡todavía pueden obtener pistas exageradas!

Este mashup fue realizado por El Senva @el_senva, con arte de TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. ¡Quédate Jammin!

Corazon Paralizado

LOG ADDED: 6/27/21

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Subject: Robo-Crashers (Sonic the Hedgehog, Rock "Mega Man" Light)
Noted by: Arthur Candler

The experiment took an interesting turn today, one we weren't expecting. Upon extended exposure to the White Noise, initially there was seemingly no reaction. However, close to the three minute mark, something interesting happened. As the hedgehog began to seemingly plan with Rock to find a way out of the room, the entity seemed to suddenly spring to life. Within moments they were... consumed entirely. The White Noise just... swallowed them whole. They vanished. For a solid ten minutes, they had simply disappeared. Afterwards, however, was the most interesting part. They returned, seemingly without a scratch.

Very fascinating. Initially we theorized that the White Noise had simply rejected them, but... As we released them from the room for further testing, the robot briefly fell apart into... static, interestingly. Sonic rushed to comfort him, and they briefly started to quite literally meld together. They quickly separated, fearful of it, but now we're more interested in how that happened.

We're not entirely sure what it was, it will require further testing. Our current theory, however, is that the Robo-Crashers are not among us right now. Not dead, as that would likely make them much more difficult to clone like this, but... these are not the Robo-Crashers. This is the White Noise, dressing itself and acting like them. To a tee, as well, even with most memories intact. However, they seem very off as well. Occasional flares of uncharacteristic anger, moments where they will seemingly panic and start to fall apart at the seams, only to come back together at a moment's notice. The clones are unstable. Further testing may yield more results, and we are very enthusiastic to see what those results may be.

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Arrangement: @moonagedream
Character Represented: Robo-Crashers

Sources:
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games 
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series 

Songs used:
Lava Reef - Sonic & Knuckles (Classic Sonic games)

melting down in the lava reef [experiment: robo-crashers]

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Funni Monke Team

-Music related to Mothers, or the Mother Series
-Songs from Youtube Vs. Battles
-Music from Monkey related media
-Songs relating to Comedy YouTubers

Examples:

-Pollyanna, Doin’ Your Mom, Unfounded Revenge
-Thanos Beatbox, Obama Vs. Mitt Romney
-Donkey Kong Country games, Bloons TD, Super Monkey Ball
-Smosh, Bill Wurtz, Hot Dad

Songs used:
Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom (Moms)
YO MAMA - THEME SONG (Moms)
FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom (Moms)
David Wise - Donkey Kong Country Theme (Monkeys)

Stalkin' Yo MAMA!

MAKA: Another murderous maniac on the loose... perfect for us!
SOUL: Prepare to have your soul taken!
47: Hm, a scythe? Interesting choice of weapon. You should probably try using guns, they are more useful in these sorts of situations.

Art: Wabu & Deadhand
Track: @bluez04

Voting Link: https://forms.gle/PS7CaPKnqZHo65HY9

Sources:
Henry Jackman - Kingsman Hoedown (Spies)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Death)
Soul Eater - Resonance (Atsushi Ohkubo)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Suits)
Khonjin House theme (Suits)
Will Smith - Men in Black (Suits)
Lemon Demon - Knife Fight (Bladed Weapons)
clipping. - Inside Out (Death)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Death)
Final Fantasy 7 - Fighting (Square Enix)

[R1 - M4] Manners Maketh Mortician

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: ANGEL DUST

BIO:
Straight from the depths of hell, this spider-like sex hound is prepared to fuck and cuck his way to winning the Mash Pit!... But to be honest,  nobody really invited him here. Nobody is sure how he got in, but I guess its too late now. Good luck Angel Dust, you're going to need it in this place.

SOURCES:
Beastie Boys - Girls (Suggestive themes)
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It (Suggestive themes)
Cardi B - I Like It (Suggestive themes)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Hotels)
Silva Hound, Michael Kovach - Addict (YouTube animation)

SOURCE LIST:

> Suggestive/NSFW themes
(Baby Got Back, Sexy and I Know It, Colt 45/Crazy Rap - Afroman)
> Sources relating to hotels
(Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Hotel Mario)
> Sources about hell/demons
(Helltaker OST, Highway to Hell, Hell of a Life)
> YouTube original animation/animators
(Hazbin Hotel, Cyanide and Happiness, Bigtop Burger)

Hey, Who Let Him In The Tourney!?!

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: DICK FIGURES

BIO:
After being considered an internet relic for the longest time, Red and Blue are back from their 5 year hiatus and better than ever, motherfuckerrrrr! And while they're here, they've decided to come in like a boss to the Mash Pit and PWN these tourney N00BZ with sources including popular memes/tracks from the 2000's, vulgar language, and adult animation. As incompetent as this duo is, these 2 dickheads aren't going to stop the grind any time soon. That's Red and Blue, not Rhythm and Blues!

SOURCES:
Linkin Park - In the End (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource)
CeeLo Green - FUCK YOU (Excessive swearing)
Kitsune^2 - Rainbow Tylenol (Mid-late 2000's)
Far East Movement - Like a G6 (Mid-late 2000's)
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With U (Excessive swearing)
Annoying Orange - Fry-day (Offsource)
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Mid-late 2000's)
Dick Figures - Real Dudes Bros Night Man (MondoMedia mini-shows)

SOURCE LIST:

- Shows and movies that Ed Skudder and Zack Keller have worked on (NO OVERLAP)
(Dick Figures, Teen Titans Go!, Drawn Together)

- Sources about stick figures
(Fancy Pants Adventure, Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla, Henry Stickmin series)

- Music heavily using vulgar language or with swears in the title
(FUCK YOU, TAKE A STEP BACK, Fuck Tha Police)

- Popular sources from early internet culture [NO HOMESTUCK]
(Kitsune^2, I Can Walk on Water, Paralyzer)

Lord Tourette's is Probably Gay

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE SCREWBOTS

BIO:
Oh yeah! Let's go! Okay! These rhythmic robots are perfectly screwed and ready to compete in the Mash Pit, and are taking victory lane to the beat! This musical machine is here to serve a perfect full combo against the rest of the contestants when it brings sources from Rhythm games, Vocaloid and other hefty machinery. Tonight's the night right here right now, I swear!

SOURCES:
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Robots)
Daft Punk - Around the World (Robots)
Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polka (TTS)
Neil Cicierega - Cabinet Man (Machinery)

SOURCE LIST:

- Rhythm games
(Rhythm Heaven/Tengoku, Crypt of the NecroDancer, PaRappa the Rapper)

- Robots/Text to Speech/Vocoded lyrics
(Daft Punk discography, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gundam)

- Machinery, electronics, or factories
(Cabinet Man, Toad Factory, Danger! High Voltage)

Daft Polka

Sharpen your blade, Luminary.

One contender will be lost tomorrow.

Arrangement: Lyn (@Lyn35)
Character Represented: The Luminary

Sources:
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
Forest Maze - Yoko Shimomura (Squenix JRPGs)

Geno Will Never Be In Smash

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: 2-40R-1

BIO:
You want fun?̢͌ ͔̓T̳͐h͕͆e͍̅͡ͅś̰͕̦̫̠̀̈́̽́ė̛̖͙͍͈͘̕͝ͅ ̢̘̼͈̉̉̿͢͠͝ţ̢̨̛̩͙̐̒͑͠w̟̞̦͚̺͊̀̐̈̑o͚̥̹͑̏͒ ͓̠͈̼̑́͘͝a̡̲̟̍̈́͡ŗ̪̰̠̍̀̽͋e̗̮̅̉̍ ̑D̫͙͐̓O̼̜͓͓͑̋̎͝ ̢̛͔̳̈̅͌͜N̞͎̚͝OT͈͊ ̖̈R͇̳͉̣̮͆̒͐̋̀E̙͞SĔ̫Å̫Ȑ̜C̯̺̘͓̀̀̔͝H̹̥̘͕̀̉̄̔ ̺̪̄͠T͕̤͕̔͂͞H͎̜͔͐̿̃̚͜IŠ͔̭͚̺̈́͆͐ ̩̠͎̜͔̊̓̋̅̕C̛̮̪̭͙̄̀͝H̘͂͐ͅA̧͔̐̽Ŕ̢͇̖̳̟̍́̆͘A̢̦͙͒͝͝C̛̜̯̙͍̼̃̇͐̊Ț̒È̝R ͈̫̯̌̆͘T̡̅Ḣ̢̘̟̪͒͡͞E̤̻̱̽̔͠Y ̨̛͖̑̑̊͢͜À͙̫͕͆͡Ṙ͔̇͜E̮̭̩̖̊̎̓̾́ͅ ̹̹̘͇̠̃̽̑͋͞H̰̝̰͌͑̽͜͠E̛̙͗ͅR̢̤̉̏E̢̲͙̰̓̃͌̀ ̧̛̼̎F̞̺̯̹̀́̽̀O̳̟͑̾̅͜Ȓ̡̹͉̪͇͆͗͆͊ ̨͕̲͙̂͛̋̓B͚̘͈̋̇̔L̤̝̔̊O̞̩̣̦͗̇̈͐O̢͚̍̐D.̧̲̳̘̀͆̏͡ ̠̪̤̮͚̎͂̇̒̕L̳̒U̺̲̥̇̔͆I̧͙̙̓̓͆̊͘͜͢Ģ̮͊̑I̡̭̗͍̋̆̔͡ ̲̫̺̜̂̎́̑̀͟I̙͇͓̍̏̒S͔̒ ̣̙̆͝N̮͡O̝̞̺͕̽̉͊̚T̹͞ ̢͈͆̚IǸ̹͇̻̥͓̓̂̋͞Ñ͔͍͞O̤̪̿̊CÈ̤̦̅N̹̤͌͘̚͟T̟̝̰̈́̍̀̕ͅ.̣̹̋͠ ͈͇̀͛̇͟Ĕ̖̞͐V̱̻͓̤̦̊̂̃̀͝Ĕ̖R͎̝͚̾͆͡Y̲̼̞͋̓̍ ̯͂C̱͎͚̻͙͋̉̎̾̚H͉̩͒͆͘͢A͚͍̫̗̎̂͐̓̈͜R̝̐A͈̦͙͐̎̔C̛̫̘̠̬̿́̒T̮͇̂͆͋͟Ë̺́R̡͍̞̺͍̀̑̒́͞ ͎̺̋͋Ì̢͕̠͋́͜͠N͙̺͛̾̕͜ T͖̲̀̏H̻̏Ĕ̙̩͠ ͕͕̮͈̻̀̏͐͛͡M̨̙͉͛͑̎̅ͅẢ͍̲̳͒̔S̯̺͔̮̀̀̈͐͢͠H ̮̤̤͛̓̚P͈̀͘͟I̟̗̋͝T͎͋̽͟ ̤͍̺̐͆̎͠ͅI͍̲̦͒̀͝S̤̪̱̜͆̐͠͠ ̖̥̇̒P̪̣͎̤̏͑̔̅E̢̨͎͔͐̀̾̑R̺̝̽͌͜͡S̖̈Ỏ̭̐͜N̳̚Ǎ̭͇̀L̙̗̿̚Î̖̞̗̟̿̅̕Z̤̫͗̂Ȇ̺D͚̺̉̒.

SOURCES:
Super Mario 64 - File Select (M̡̀ȧ̗ǐ̦n̘͞li̋̒͡n͈̓e̱̝̅͠ M͋a͎͔̥̜͑͆̕͘riȍ͚)
Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource)
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource kinda)

SOURCE LIST:

- All Wario-related media and mainline Mario
(WarioWare, Super Mario 64, Psycho Waluigi, Super Mario Sunshine)

- Sources from ARG's, Creepypasta, and lost media
(Sonic.exe, All the Small Things, Dad Feels, The June Archives)

- Children's horror and internet horror
(Monster House, Coraline, Goosebumps, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
(Local58, Gemini Home Entertainment, Monument Mythos, Kane Pixels)

- Games known for being broken or glitchy, intentional or not
(Goat Simulator, Cyberpunk 2077, Skate 3, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing)

file selected with a mallet

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Justice - Phantom Pt. 2 (Religion)
Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Religion-ish?)
Hercules - Zero to Hero (Disney renaissance films)
Mulan - Make a Man Out of You (Disney renaissance films)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Phantom Hero

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

Daft Polka

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]

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