rwj: ɪᴍ sᴏ ᴍᴀᴅ. ɪᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴇx ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ɢɪʀʟғɪʀᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴍ sᴏ ᴍᴀᴅ
𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕔: 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻 (faire ta maman faire ta maman)
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this mashup was made by gnrinignopb @gnirob, with art by ms360 @mate-rodriguez, theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, wholepuhcn @wholepunch, and epic dude. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Dig Ol' Bick

What's happening, forum? This former host of =3 will rock your socks off with videos from the net, "hilarious" commentary and doing the competitions' mom. With the help of his band mates and his rapping and singing experience, it's very doubtful that he can win the tournament!
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)
This mashup was made by Maniac Pop @user-610896852, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Majority Bar Fight

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

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[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

SLAM JAM, THANK YOU, MAN! (Stay ballin up there, aight?)
With our hearts heavy, we at Mashup Week would like to dedicate this mashup to Kobe Bryant. May he rest in peace.

Whoop, there it is! Charles Barkley, master of the Chaos Dunk, is ready to shut up and jam! With help from the Looney Tune stars and his legendary basketball experience, it’s Barkley’s turn to take it into overtime!
★Songs by the Quad City DJ's
(Space Jam, Ride the Train)
★Songs featured in Space Jam
(I Believe I Can Fly, Y'all Ready for This, Fly Like an Eagle)
★ Songs about Basketball
(How I Beat Shaq, Just Got Dunked On, Barkley Shut Up And Jam OST)
★ oh yeah, he definitley needs buffs

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Kobe Hoops 3 On 3

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.

★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Dragula's Proud Scientist

Born from the heart of chaos and gifted the taste for bloodlust, Count Draculoaf himself has joined the Mashup Week Tournament... and he brought bread! This former hellspawn has retired from his days as a vampire to become an popular four star chef! With a glass of wine in one hand and a cookbook in his other, Draculoaf is ready to get cooking!

★Songs featured in Cursed Image compilations 
(dont forget to feed your neopets, bonfire, flamingo, earthbound)
★Songs from the Castlevania series
(Bloody Tears, Castle Corridor, Heart of Fire, etc.)
★Songs relating to cooking
(Cooking Mama OST, Cooking By The Book, Step Yo Game Up, Trap Queen)

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Bloody Baking

TARTAR: So you believe it can take only TWO to set things right? Well, think again, yellow underling, it took me 10,008. Have at you!
FLAT ERIC: Wrow?! Wrow wrow! (Est-ce une bataille à trois? C'est insensé!)
FATMAN: AY SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYNA USE THE PHONE!
...YEAH LEMME GET UHHHHHH BURGER
GIGI: Whoppin.

This mashup was made by Frisco17 @pikapepe_mashupz and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, WholePunch @whole-punch, DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/. Stay Jammin!

Bruce Lynes

masnhpu an dh arty gbvy ybby Mr. 𝕊 𝕂 𝔼 𝕃 𝔼 𝕋™™™™™
fucking fools
ive got you all
this is real music

Lose Control Of Your Arms

The penultimate track. An arrangement by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and BriPM @bri-pm. <3 <3

"Every contestant was ranked based on placement finish in the bracket, and then within that based on vote percentage, as an average between the contestant's vote percentages in each of the matches they participated in. Hat Kid and Lord Farquaad, who did not end up being put into the loser's bracket, were put in the same placement category as Neil Cicierega, as that would reflect their placement if they did end up going into it. 
Please note that the top three contestants' average percentages are somewhat lower due to the finals being a 1v1v1, leaving each of them to get lower-than-average vote percentages in that match."
    ~ Plasman and the Calculation Team

"As much as you may believe a character was robbed or got farther than they deserved, everyone here did their best. Not just in the fighting ring, but from the artists and music submitting perspective. Perhaps your main started in an unfortunate position. Perhaps the bracket itself was arranged terribly. Perhaps you're disappointed with  the winners and losers. For any of these mistakes, I apologize. But please keep in mind; this is all in good fun. Win or lose, this tournament was an amazing way to meet new friends and listen to some incredible music. 
This entire experience has made me a better and happier person and I love you all. Thank you for everything and for being a part of this community. It's been a wild ride, but Stay jammin', fellas."
     ~ TheGuy, CEO of Weekyard Enterprises

the final results

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the ERIC ANDRE SHOW! Basically the god of destructive comedy himself, Eric Andre has ranched himself up and into TOURNAMENTAL! With his [adult swim] and guest appearances on his show, he'll BIRD UP the competition!

Sources:
-Songs related to The Eric Andre Show or other [adult swim] properties
(Oregon Spirit, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros.)
-Songs related to mayhem or destruction
(End Of The World, Epitaph, Run Like Hell)
-Songs by people featured on the show
(Tyler The Creator, Wiz Khalifa, Jack Black)

Art by: Lil' Blizarrius
Track by: @that-guy-612575399

Track Sources:
Intro- The Eric Andre Show (Eric Andre)
Laser Mayhem- Rayman Legends (Mayhem)
No Sleep- Wiz Khalifa (Guest)
Discord- Eurobeat Brony (Chaos)
End Of The World- REM (Chaos)
Various Screams- Eric Andre (Eric Andre)
Various Lines- Aqua Teen Hunger Force ([adult swim])
Opening Theme- Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule ([adult swim])
Oregon Spirit- Rolf Anton Krueger (Eric Andre)

Manic Mayhem

FOLLOW OUR FINAL FINAL ACCOUNT!!!! @mashup-week-ending

If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
@mashup-week-tournament
@mashupweekcontinued
@mashup-week-losersbracket
@mashup-week-the-finals
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
Scott The Woz

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Kobe Hoops 3 On 3

MASHUP WEEK: Part 5