This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who worked on this art with Craftersshaft @craftersshaft.

HEROBRINE: So, how is Frank doing?
THEGUY: I just came back from the clinic. He’s doing fine, the doctor said his vitals were normal. Apparently, the negativity from the void did a number on his mental stability as well as outward appearance. 
DIO: Ho! As if the obscene freak’s brain was not destroyed enough!
(Dio and Herobrine chuckle to themselves.)
THEGUY: Fortunately, he’s fine now. Hopefully he’ll be able to return to fight Hero in a few days!
DIO: Just wonderful. You cubic maniac are rather lucky.
HEROBRINE: I  look forward to fighting Frank. I’ve been hoping to square off against him some day. May he heal quickly.
THEGUY: To be honest, it’s nice to hear you guys are concerned for Frank’s welfare, even after cussing everybody out all the time. Especially you guys! Aren’t you supposed to be all evil and stuff?
HEROBRINE: Oh, please, McLastname. Why, he’s been very rude to us all since day 1. The only one he’s probably been nice to is DIO.
DIO: True. Joji speaks Japanese like I do, and we hit it off when we met. However, we are competitors all in one tournament. We are united, and we must look out for each other.
HEROBRINE: Anyway, who is the doctor that is taking care of him? Is it the Medic that Mishka was talking about?
THEGUY: I’m afraid the Medic was busy and couldn’t be reached. However, I did find a guy that actually had a medical license. He’s not the best, but he’ll do.

(Meanwhile, at a nearby clinic, Frank is lying in a hospital bed. A figure looms over him.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE MEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Shake Of The Blocks

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

another s-sexy grandpa rip???? waaaaa its overused waaa ai hate unfunny grandap rap waaaaaaaaaa

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(See You Again, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Forza, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gniRob and Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Sexy Party Rockers

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.

★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Dragula's Proud Scientist

music by zona @greenteazona. art by fenzo @real-inspector-gadget.

(The Mashup Week Final Results are being prepared. Draculoaf and Eustace are seen walking with Robert away from the Weekyard and towards Eustace's truck. Robert stands alone in the flower field, staring at the ground.)
EUSTACE: Lousy no good music thing-a-ma-jig, wasting my time... And for what? NOTHING! No money, one rap mashup, NOTHING!!
DRACULOAF: ... Hey, uh, Mr. Bagge. Do you think the boy is... okay?
EUSTACE: Don't know. Don't care.
DRACULOAF: Have a heart, Mr. Bagge! Something could be seriously wrong.
(Suddenly, Robert begins to float into the air.)
DRACULOAF: R-Robert?? Vhat are you doing?
ROBERT: ...
(Eustace's expression changes.)
EUSTACE: ... Y-You get back here, young man!! That's an order!!
ROBERT: ...
(Robert's body begins to glow.)
ROBERT: Bigweld と性交しますか？それについて考えてください。彼と一緒に彼の車に乗り込み、彼をあなたの家に連れて行って、それから彼にあなたのタイトな嫌いな人（基本的に半分）を性交させ、彼があなたの周りにWD40に夢中になるまで彼の大きな太ったロボペニスをなでます。次に、2人はWD40に浸したシートで眠りに落ちます。朝、あなたは彼に目を覚まし、再びお尻であなたをクソします。 「あなたが何を作ったとしても、あなたを輝かせます;）」。彼は、彼の完璧な脂っこいWD40が出てくるまで、彼をロバで性交させました。彼はあなたを片付けることさえせずに、あなたに服を着せ、家に追いやります。
【﻿Ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｇｏ．　２１　ｆｕｎｎｅ．　Ｇｏｏｄｂｙｅ】
(Within seconds, Robert's body explodes into pure light energy. Where he stood remains a single tree sapling. Everything is silent for a while.)
EUSTACE: ...
DRACULOAF: ... Farevell, Robert...
EUSTACE: Welp... that settles that... poor kid.
DRACULOAF: He certainly was a funny little lad.

EUSTACE: Anyhoo, do you still need a place to crash now that your castle's been sold?
DRACULOAF: Oh! I vas looking for a new cursed abode. Perhaps your Nowhere home can provide! Ah ah ah ah!
EUSTACE: Yeah... yeah... you're not allergic to dogs, are you?
(The passenger door slams as the truck drives off into the distance.)

Despicable Whisper

"So I've been reading up on Popstar's history, and learnt about an evil that once threatened the planet's destruction... Now he's running a theme park! And they have these ADOOOOORABLE costumes at the gift shop!"

In a tournament full of natives and savages, only one young woman can bring back the company she loved ever-so much: Susie Haltmann! Executive assistant to the president of the Haltmann Works Company, Susie has decided to compete against the successful challengers of MASHUP WEEK, and see who can withstand her little passion project.

★Original songs from Kirby Planet Robobot or Kirby Star Allies
(The Noble Haltmann, Mind in a P-R-O-G-R-A-M, VS Star Dream 1-3)
(Power of Four, Sacred Square, Let's Be Friends❤)
★ Songs from metal/mechanical levels in games
(Factory Inspection, Clanker's Cavern, Megaman OSTs)

This track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and 5Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

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DUAL: Rayman and the Rabbids VS Mega Frank
Arrangement: 9mmPeter @9mmp3ter
Illustration: taconi, LazerChicken, FilthyFred
Music: Queen gets Hit by a wallnut and fucking dies
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and it's characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Original:
• Plants vs. Zombies - Loonboon (Mega Frank) (Zombies)
• Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Rayman) (Artists parodied in Rayman)

Sourcelists:

Rayman and the Raving Rabbids:
-Rips featuring songs from the Rayman series of games, as well as the Rabbids series of games and Crossovers(Batuta din Moldova, Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle)
-Rips featuring songs parodied in Rayman Legends’ music levels (Black Betty, Eye of the Tiger)
-Rips featuring songs from artists parodied in Raving Rabbids TV Party (Another One Bites the Dust, Toxic by Britney Spears)
Rips featuring songs related to the Moon (Bayonetta, DuckTales' Moon Stage)

Mega Frank:
-Songs from the Megaman Franchise (Dr Willy's Castle, Airman Stage, Woodman Stage)
-Songs related to Zombies (Death road to Canada, Dead Rising, Plants VS Zombies)
-Any song included in the VS Capcom franchise (Marvel VS Capcom, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Namco X Capcom)
-Songs related to Megaman in any way (The Megas, I can’t beat Airman, Mega Ran)

Queen Gets Hit By A Wallnut And Fucking Dies

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: CODENAME [S.E.N.D.O.F.F.]
FROM: The Haltmann Works Company

[HALTMANN'S ARCHIVE]
FILE-???
The following is a pre-recorded message from [Susie Haltmann] on [April 9th, 2020].

Is this on? Hello, Chair Incorporated. I'm sure you're very aware of the recent decline in bosses, as many are packing their bags and seeking newer experiences. That is unfortunately the other reason I am making this recording. Our employers are cutting all ties to Chair Inc, as it is no longer a recognizable identity. I, however, wanted to personally apologize to you and your condition. It's not on contract for me to disclose any form of empathy to a client, but I... can't help but feel bad. I personally wish you a full recovery. I'd send you a gift basket on behalf of the company, but I'm afraid it's against our policy to have a heart as a heartless corporation. Farewell, Mr. Chair. And thank you for your kindness.
Ciao!
[End transmission. Sending bill...]

This track was made by MoonageDream @moonagedream with art by https://twitter.com/WaluigiWEH.

A Callback to the Haltmann Works Company's finest moments.
★ TheGuy - Metallic Mania
★ TheGuy and Mr. 404 - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ Tootn't - Susie Feels Good
★ ImaginaryShadows - sacred square 08
★ El Senva - Making the Cut!
★ ImaginaryShadows - Hip Hop Hyness
★ TheGuy - Victory! Susie

Stay Jammin, Susie. Enjoy your savage destruction.

Out Of Touch With This Metropolis

[GEICO Commercial Division]
[August 30, 2019]

CAMEL: And then I said, "Mike! You will not BELIEVE what day it is." Guess what I said! Go on, guess!!
PINOCCHIO: Lemme guess... "Hump Dayyy-
CAMEL: HUMP DAYYYYYYYYY!! HAHAHA!!
MARTIN: Yes, well, you certainly have the enthusiasm. We'll call you back if there's an opening available.
CAMEL: Call me on Wednesday. I'm ONLY available on a Wednesday.
MARTIN: Yep. Gotcha.
PINOCCHIO: NEXT!!
[As the Camel walks out of the room, an old man walks in.]
MARTIN: Name, please.
BIFF: Hello, it's me. That guy that kind of looks like your grandfather. But you can call me Biff.
PINOCCHIO: Hold on... "Biff"... Ooooh! I remember you! Yeah! You're from that one commer- ... Oh. You're from THAT commercial.
MARTIN: Wait a minute, you mean that dancing Grandpa commercial? I actually quite liked that one.
BIFF: Yeah, it's me. Now, I understand my last commercial was... a bit of a train wreck.
PINOCCHIO: Or in this case, a car crash.
BIFF: Heh... yeah... But, uh, I was wondering if maybe... JUST maybe... I could have another shot...?
PINOCCHIO: N-
MARTIN: (AHEM) Uh, i-if you don't mind, I'd like to have a word with my partner for a moment.
BIFF: Go ahead.
[Martin and Pinocchio step out of the room.]
PINOCCHIO: MARTIN. Out of everyone in this building, we CANNOT let THAT GUY back in here!! Not after that AWFUL commercial.
MARTIN: Say what you want, Pinocchio, but I admire the man. He was one of the greats at his prime! Very wise, very bold, precise... EXACTLY what we're looking for, might I add.
PINOCCHIO: WELL- I-I... UH... I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM, OKAY?!
[Pinocchio's nose grows.]
MARTIN: ...
PINOCCHIO: ... HMPH. FINE!! BUT I AIN'T WORKING IN THIS BRANCH NO MORE!! I'M moving to the WOODCHUCK's Department!!
MARTIN: N-No wait I don't think tha-
[Before Martin could finish his sentence, Pinocchio marches into the room next door. The sound of screaming and two woodchucks chuckling can be heard from the other side. Martin walks back into the room with Biff.]
BIFF: So uh... Am I in the clear?
[Martin smiles.]
MARTIN: Everything checks up, old man.
BIFF: Epic. So... what exactly was the position for?
MARTIN: Well, it's less of a position, really...

It's more like an invitation...

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown with art by Checking @user-344676715.

A callback to Geico's lifesaving benefits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Cursed Insurance
★ Ieslar - Initial G
★ CactusTeam - Undying Savings
★ MS360 - I'm Not Your Junior, I'm Your Senior
★ Gnirob - Shut Up and Save: The Final Push
★ Gnirob - Sexy Grandpa Party Rockers
★ Toothn't - Heat Haze Power Car
★ TheGuy - Push Me (Shuffle Type 4)
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like An ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ WholePunch - Life is a Big City
★ vvsvlogs - Into the Highway
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns and Highways
★ Gnirob - A Sexy Parked Car Nightmare
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - A Fairly Faithful Time
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Geico Gaming

BRACKET A: Round 3
In a close match, Geico defeats Ke$ha. (54.45% - 45.55%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
Geico illegitimately defeats Neil Cicierega by a single vote. (50.19% - 49.81%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
Geico Gaming beats Lord Farquaad. (55.49% - 44.51%)
FINALS:
In a tense final match, Geico gets a miraculous 15%. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin, Geico Gaming. May your victories serve as a wonderful reminder of how much we can save.

Cadillac Memory

Track Name: A Dramatic Kings Loonboon
Arrangement: gniRob @gnirob
Original Composer: Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake, Laura Shigihara
Character Represented: Tobuscus Stark
Artwork: Thomass @cheezyvevo

A Dramatic King's Loonboon

Mashup: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Boosters (Master Shake, Boost Mobile Phone)

-Music from all [adult swim] original shows (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, The Eric Andre Show)

-Songs used in 2000s [adult swim] bumpers (Massage Situation, D-Code, Bioluminescence) 

-Ringtones and songs very frequently used as or associated with them (Nokia Ringtone, Axel F, Ring A Ding Ding Dong)

-Hip-hop artists heavily associated with [adult swim] (MF DOOM, Flying Lotus, Run the Jewels)

-Other songs used in phone commercials (They Don't Make 'Em Like Me, Trampoline by SHAED, I Am by Club Yoko)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Aqua Teen Forever ([adult swim])
Schoolly D - Aqua Teen Hunger Force ([adult swim])
Tony Toni Tone - Feels Good ([adult swim])
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda ([adult swim])
Mikko Tillander - Espionage (Ringtones)
Geico - Ring a Ding Ding Dong (Ringtones)
Crazy Frog - Axel F (Associated with Ringtones)
MF DOOM - Great Day (Hip-hop artists associated with [adult swim])
Run The Jewels - Ooh la la (Hip-hop artists associated with [adult swim])
Boost Mobile - Anthem 2.0 (Phone Commercials)
Bag Raiders - Shooting stars (Phone Commercials)
HAEL - Ready (Phone Commercials)

Shooting Stars (sponsored by Boost Mobile)

FOLLOW OUR FINAL FINAL ACCOUNT!!!! @mashup-week-ending

If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
@mashup-week-tournament
@mashupweekcontinued
@mashup-week-losersbracket
@mashup-week-the-finals
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
Scott The Woz

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

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MASHUP WEEK: Part 5