cosmic day

OH SH*T

Get It Right (Instrumental)

🄾🄵🄵🄺🄴🅈 ⒻⓇⒶⓃⓀⓊ : 僕はセックス大好き. いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
DIO: How DARE you use such VILE language in my presence! I, DIO, shall do everything in my power to crush you! 「THE WORLD」!!!
Herobrine : You understand him , Brando? I can't fathom a word he's saying.
𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 : 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻  ̴̎̂I̴̎́S̵͒̔ ̵͑͂H̴̄̿È̴̊R̸̐̂È̶̘
Herobrine : Now you're speaking my language! Bring it on, you waste of bytes!

What's going on?! What was supposed to be the simple fight between 3 losers has turned into a fight for their lives! Now, in the face of the distorted Filthy Frank , stand the two individuals, who's presence on their series can not be forgotten; The forgotten and unremovable Herobrine, and the Bloodthirsty Joestar Killer, DIO Brando. Will these two prevail in this 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 of rΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣJɆ₵₮₴? 【ｃｈａｉｒ】: ₱ⱤØ฿₳฿ⱠɎ ₦Ø₮ ⱠØⱠ
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs

HEROBRINE: This is definitely the weirdest mod showcase I've ever seen.
SCOTT THE WOZ: Hey, uh, I'm no phone operator, but I think this guy's gone haywire!!
TARTAR: Radical, it's a lets play, brah!! [DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] BRRZ-Z-T!! LET'S SEE IF I MAKE A GOOD FINAL BOSS, MASHUP WEEKLINGS.

Creeper? Hey all! Things are getting heated as an AI with a telephone, statue, and laser beam has risen from the hotel floor! Can a game reviewer and a Minecraft legend work together to stop this slimy menace? Or will the tournament be forced to face the ultimate, supreme lifeform? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play

NEIL: It's anyone's game from here, my friend! Just be careful, cause when Joker's on the stage, I'll smash your mouth AND steal your heart!
SCOTT: 1V1. No items. Final Destination only. On behalf the Smash Community, consider this game, set, and match, baby!!

https://forms.gle/gtgZhWwG7HpLZ1tc7
Now that Garfield has been crushed and the smell of lasagna has faded, it's time for the final battle of the losers bracket! Which of these funny white internet men will prevail; the Cabinet Man with a bustin' guitar, or a 
Madden enthusiast with a love for Wiiware? Cast your votes now!
https://forms.gle/gtgZhWwG7HpLZ1tc7

This mashup was made by SmasMania https://twitter.com/mania_smash, with art by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Stay Jammin!

Wii Phone

Hey all, Scott here! He’s your average Dick Vitale enthusiast who enjoys his fair share of anything Nintendo! He may not be an RPG guy, but he still stands a chance in the tournament with the help of his endless supply of Wii Plays (and his friends, of course). He's pretty Awesome, Baby!
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)
This arrangement comes from αeiouko @keep-smyling, and this art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Sorry for the late upload! Stay Jammin!

Madden's Final Stand

KE$HA: I've heard you've got moves like Mc Jagger. Wanna show me some time?
ADAM: Oh! Sorry, but I know better to get involved with girls like you!
METTATON: You remind me of a scientist I used to----- Errror Babye! What's a pretzel's#favorite color? -1 -1
MISSINGNO: 👍︎□︎■︎♑︎❒︎♋︎⧫︎◆︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎⬧︎✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎ 💣︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎●︎ ☜︎■︎♏︎❍︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ 💣︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♋︎⧫︎□︎■︎

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with an original arrangement by Mitchell @snailymitch. This art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, Quara twitter.com/quaracr, and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Stay Jammin!

Redacted Rock

[Scott, Heavy and Biff are waiting in a room, lavishly decorated in a red velvet style with paintings strung about, a fire place in the middle and bookcases to flavor the room. Biff looked around and found a small cabinet by the back containing wine bottles. After a quick whiff, he recognized the smell instantly.]
BIFF: Woah, guys! I found some wine over here!
SCOTT: Woooah! I'd watch out there. Drinking in public would get me demonetized. 
HEAVY: Mind pouring it out? Heavy is thirsty.
[Scott looks at Heavy and sighs.]
SCOTT: Make that two.
[After Biff gets three wine glasses from the cabinet and pouring some of the sparkling drink out, he stands by the fireplace with an arm resting on the mantle. Martin managed a shot glass.]
BIFF: Fellows. I want to make somewhat of a speech.
HEAVY: Huh? Oh, yes.
[Scott nods his head, craning it to Biff.]
BIFF: This is a big night for all of us, men. No matter what comes out of this, one of us will be a victor. But, I don't want to leave you just yet thinking I'm some crabby old man. I learnt over this tournament that I have been sort of selfish. I've only really talked to Martin over here, and I've only made snide remarks towards others. It only took the death of our finest, Chair, to realize this. I believe he was a nice growing man, in retrospect, and I wish I could've given him the respect you men have. To us, men, we will not be as I was. We will be behind each others backs if one of us needs us again. I certainly will... [He points to the Geico logo embroidered on his suit with a coy wink.] 
BIFF: ...but I don't want that to be just it. To us. Cheers.
[He raises a glass, the two men giving a sitting ovation as they raise their glasses.]
HEAVY: Уpa.
SCOTT: Cheers, man.
[They all simultaneously take a sip... then immediately spit it out. They all start sharing swear words and "WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!" remarks, with Martin taking quiet sips until his shot glass was empty. Scott finds the bottle the wine was taken from.]
SCOTT: OH GOD DAMN IT!
[Scott holds up the bottle, both men turning to see Scott's rage.]
SCOTT: THIS EVENT WAS SPONSORED BY ICE MOUNTAIN MINI BOTTLED WATER TOO!

The Results - Geico vs. Heavy vs. Scott

NEIL VS GEICO GAMING IN AUT??????
HOW

HQ Tournament Archive Upload: https://youtu.be/3TMx7FvTPkI

Original: https://soundcloud.com/autourney/grandpas-visit

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so yeah I'm gonna be posting the tracks i made for hq tournament archive in the next few days 
(i gotta make the funny thumbnails first tho lol)
it's a shame to see it go, but it was fun while it lasted lol

what else do i put here help

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Songs used:
1) As your Father (Neil Cicierega real irl???)
2) Gadget Room (Comedy)
3) Astronomia (wtf how)
4) Tetris Type A (hot take heavy should've lost to hat kid)
5) Cherry Bomb (TROPICTV IN 2020)
6) Funny Grand Dad Reaction (Tragedy)

HQ Tournament Archive Chapter 1 Selected Works

Gary's Visit

Title: Rock the Dinosaur!
Arranger(s): @dreem!#7497
Art: @DFX#2095
SONGS USED: 
The Interrogation Song [Muppets Most Wanted] (Puppets)
Kitsune² - Rock My Emotions (YTP) 
Manabu Namiki - Gentle Breeze [Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2] (YTP) 
flashygoodness - Luna Ascension EX (YTP) 
Michael Rosen - Michael Rosen Rap (YTP) 
romanboski - obama force (YTP) 
iteachvader - Skydiving! (YTP) 
Queen Latifah - Walk the Dinosaur (Dinosaurs) 
Taylor Lautner - Dream Dream Dream Dream (Dream Dream) [Sharkboy & Lavagirl] (Lava) 
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**012: George Volcano**

Behold his volcanicity! George Volcano was once a spokesvolcano for Volvic, a water company based in France. Set within a vast jungle, George was great friends with Tyrannosaurus Alan, the two of them consistently exchanging discussions about the wonders of Volvic water. George then went on to become a star in a different way, as he was featured in various Youtube Poops and spread around the internet for millions to see.

FAUX has chosen Geroge due to his fall in stardom ever since Youtube Poops fell out of fashion. That said, George is kind of an older fellow and doesn't mind living a life of solitude...then again, who is he to turn down an invite to a party? Who knows all the fun faces he'll get to meet, all the new people he can hydrate? With renewed volcanicity, George enters the Great Lilac and aims to have a grand ol' time!
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SOURCES
-Youtube Poops and YTPMVs 
[OPPA GODDAMN STYLE, Big Beat Mario, Handsome Volcano Rocks, Win the Race, This is SPARTA!]
-Songs about or related to lava volcanoes
[Lava, Volcano Man, Eldin Volcano, Magma Cone, Devil Wears a Flaming Magma]
-Songs about or related to dinosaurs
[Jurassic Park, Walk the Dinosaur, Yoshi’s Island, Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, Dinosaur Laser Fight]
-Songs about puppets or from puppet media
[Movin’ Right Along, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, the Dark Crystal, Sesame Street, Pinocchio]

Rock The Dinosaur

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Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons battle for a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote and stay tuned for great music!

Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
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https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-tournament

THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Scott the Woz
Heavy Weapons Guy
Geico Gaming

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Madden's Final Stand

MASHUP WEEK: Part 4