Cabbage Blanchett

نسيني الدنيا راغب علامه | naseeni el donia 

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REMEMBER: The KE$HA vs GEICO GAMING battle is still happening! Be sure to vote here! https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468

Hey all, Scott here! He’s your average Dick Vitale enthusiast who enjoys his fair share of anything Nintendo! He may not be an RPG guy, but he still stands a chance in the tournament with the help of his endless supply of Wii Plays (and his friends, of course). He's pretty Awesome, Baby!
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)
This mashup was made by Pan @panmashups and this art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman-07. Stay Jammin'!

Computers Destination

NOTE: due to her loss to scott the NERD(!!!!!) billies wearing her old town cowboy outfit. it doesnt give her new sauces tho.
as she buries her friends (0.0 0.0) she runs back home to jump on her couch and start watching the tv… this bad teenager, billie eilish, queen of the billboard top 100, with her angsty music and depressing talent, will win it all for sure! duh!!!!!
★Songs by or featuring Billie Eilish
(Bad Guy, Bury a Friend, My Strange Addiction )
★2019 Billboard Top 100 Songs
(Old Town Road, Sunflower, Truth Hurts)
★Songs literally chosen by my 11 year old sister
(The Office theme, Justin beiber)
This track was made by Madotsuki https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp4sFH4TXXpf7Zsk3xUL_8w and this art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Billie Snippet

MTT: Alas, my gorgeous friend, the top of the charts is reserved for only one star! You cannot have that spot, darling!
BILLIE: man, what a lame birthday gift
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This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Be sure to vote! Stay Jammin!

(The Losers decided to host a big late night party before they head out into the Bracket. Flat Eric and Snail-Chan are keeping the party alive with hot mashup! Everyone's dancing and enjoying themselves. Life's great, even for the losers. At the rooftop lounge, Billie is laying down trying to stay away for a while, recollecting herself and her thoughts. Suddenly, a voice draws closer...)
MTT: ...and then I said, "That's show business, darling!!" Hohohoho!! ... Oh, hello there! I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting.
BILLIE: Hm, oh... aren't you that gay robot guy?
MTT: Unfortunately, I am legally obligated to neither confirm OR deny that! 
I'm only one of the HOTTEST stars straight from the UNDERGROUND! I heard YOU are one of the Surface World's FINEST! I'm a BIG FAN, beautiful.
(Billie sits up and stares at MTT. After thinking about it, Billie sighs and pats a spot next to her. MTT walks over and lays on his hips, one hand on his head.)
MTT: Oh, you MUST tell me about your career!! What was it like?
BILLIE: Well... It was rough, I won't lie. I never really... y'know, expected? To get where I am now? But uh, y'know, it was all thanks to the... the fans for helping me make it. So I'm happy, in the end.
MTT: Ah, trust me, we've ALL been there, gorgeous. I've always had the love of my adoring fans to keep me going! And, well, some... really good people. I'm just flattered to be here amongst only the best of the best superstars! ...Er, most of them, anyway. Have you SEEN that freaky vampire guy? What a riot!!
(Billie and MTT laugh, and stare at the stars.)
MTT: ... that reminds me. I'm sure you've heard the... well, "rumors"... about you and that Chair guy. I wanted to tell you that... I hope you don't feel TOO guilty. Er, about leaving them. 
(Billie looks at MTT.)
BILLIE: ... Why's that?
MTT: Leaving someone to pursue a passion isn't always easy. Trust me... I know. Just... trust me when I say that no one is angry at you or upset because you share relations with Chair. You're just another dreamer, just like the rest of us. You were invited because people like your work. And they hope to see you shine! So expect nothing but support from the rest of us. You're just as important as winning this.
(Billie lowers her hat to cover her face. She's smiling.)
BILLIE: Oh god. That's... stupid, haha. Thanks, man. It means alot. Good luck out there... okay?
MTT: Knock em dead, Billie. From one star to another.
(The others cheer downstairs as the Flat-Chan performance ends.)

Death By Bad Guys

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[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

@mashup-week-resolutions
So guys, we did it. With Garfield gone and our final hype tracks prepared, we're ready to move to our FINAL final account. At least, until the winner gets his week! Enjoy this mashup by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282 and this art by Deadhand#5384 and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. We promise that the final vote is coming soon, so get ready for a three-way decision! Stay Jammin!
SCOTT THE WOZ vs HEAVY WEAPONS GUY vs GEICO GAMING
Light will guide you to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
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SO CLOSE ~ A Celebratory Transition!

FATMAN: AYO!! FOR A KID, YOUR MUSIC AIN’T HALF BAD! DOUBLE G, THAT PUPPET DUDES GOT SOME BANGER SHIT MAN!! WE SHOULD COLLAB SOMETIME!!
GIGI: Abbers!! Whoppers!!
ERIC: Wrow Wrow! (Votre Italian Touch n'est pas à la hauteur de mon Français Flair!)
BILLIE: after this, wanna grab a bite to eat? i'm thinking burger king.

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Plasman @plasmaan, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Strange Minds

Hello! This is Kesha! I was asked to write a little self reflection message before I truly back up my bags, so I figured "Why not!" Okay, WOW, this whole thing has been, like, one BIG rollercoaster of emotions. I won't lie, like, it was fuckin AWESOME! Yeah, there were some moments that got pretty scary. Being sent to the Loser's Bracket, transforming into a Werewolf, facing off against... Garfield the cat?? It all felt so unreal. But, well, that's kind of when it hit me. Life can be unreal. There's moments that hit you like a truck and makes you beg that it's all just a bad dream. That nothing's ever gonna be different. But sometimes, you just gotta learn to get back up, and cut that bullshit with a dagger! Being prepared to tackle anything and everything life throws at you. Some say I've raised Hell, and others? They say I'm what Hell raised up. But you just gotta make the most of it. So thank you, everyone. For making my journey one to remember... Oh shit! That's my flight! Well, I'll catch you all later!!

This art was made bySmittz @smittz_sc and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who collaborated on this track with Toothn't @toothnt_the_second.

A callback to Ke$ha's cash money moments.
★ Vincent Mashups - Pay Day
★ Craftersshaft - Tik Tok 2: Reintoxicated
★ El Senva - Ms. Dieyoung
★ WholePunch - Flea$wallow
★ vvsvlogs - Save Dat 24k
★ ImaginaryShadows - Blowing Through The Money Bin
★ Toothn't - LOYAL WArrIOR
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - Blowin' Loadsamoney!
★ TheGuy - VS. KE$HA
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ vvsvlogs - Stop The Woz
★ El Senva - Ballin'
★ DiamondBrickZ - ClicK BlocK
★ WholePunch - Ke$hanomics
★ Vincent Mashups - Dik Tok
★ TheGuy & Mitchell - Redacted Rock
★ vvsvlogs - Stephen Universe
★ TheGuy - Victory! Ke$ha

BRACKET A : ROUND 3
Ke$ha lost to Geico Gaming. (54.45% - 45.55%)
LOSERS : ROUND 2
Ke$ha lost to Charles Barkley. (53.48% - 46.52%)

Stay Jammin, Ke$ha. Don't stop, blow the speakers up, and make the most of the night like we're gonna die young.

Final Tran$action

Arrangement by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown.
Art by EvKem @evkem.
Written by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget and Ender @thenderwitherguy.
Starring Soraku, K.B. Miller, and TheGuy's sister.
@user-803948671
http://www.twitter.com/StudioKinbla/.

(Meanwhile in the blast protected safe room...)

OMEGA SC: (BRRRZT) I REALLY H-O-P-E THIS WORKS...
SCOTT: Hey now, everything's gonna be alright... And on another note, I never thought I'd be comforting a media platform about their dead dad... guess I'm scratching that off the list! Maybe I'll do YouTube ne-
FILTHY FRANK: I'ma be real with you, Scotty-Boi, quacks love to prey on grieving families like fucking vultures... and I spy with my little eye two of them right outside this room. Let's hope another dad doesn't fucking die during this shitfest.
HEAVY: Hairy man is right. Clown should remain calm and level headed. Anything could happen.
FILTHY FRANK: Not what I said, but eh. Fuck it.
BIFF: I'm not entirely sure if we even cover reanimating the dead...
MARTIN: Think of it as a new quota!
BIFF: Hm. Fair enough.

(Neil plays with the strings of his guitar, getting the right tempo.)
BILLIE: thanks again, doc. for all your help.
DOOF: Oh it's not a problem! Y'know, this is nice! I feel good! Y'know, NOT trying to take over the Tri-State area and ultimately losing to a semi aquatic mammal, y'know I-It just feels nice! I should get out and do this more ofte-
NEIL: Hey Doof, you might wanna...
DOOF: Oh yes, right! This way.

[ONE PERFORMANCE AND RESURRECTION LATER]

(Frank and the rest of the crew burst from the safe room.)

FILTHY FRANK: BRO WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?
NEIL: I may have brought a... uh... (Oh dear. This is... definitely something.)
OMEGA SC: WHAT?! ? ? YOU'RE (VRRRT) O-K-A-Y!!
SCOTT: What kind of Mii Maker bullsh█t is this?
NEIL: I... I dunno how this happened! The Lifetime Achievement Award never did this to Michael Jackson!! It was working fine since me and Doofenshmirtz were- ... Doof.

(Everyone turns and stares at Doofenshmirtz.)

DOOF: ... Ooooohhhh!! My mistake!! My mistake, everyone! Okay. AHEM. So, Mr. Ceecerr... ciciehhh-
NEIL: Cicierega.
DOOF: Cicierega, right! Well, you see, I forgot to tell you there was a SMALL small itty bitty teensy weensy chance that the modifications I made to the device turns "sentient inanimate objects" into ACTUAL human beings due to a... slight mishap during the genetic repair process.
NEIL: Damn, Doofy... 
... That's incredible!
BILLIE: i mean. it's not a BAD look for them, either... this isn't all that bad.
FILTHY FRANK: WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS SHIT TO ACTUALLY WORK!! BUT THAT LITTLE TOOTHPICK PUT ME AND A LITERAL CHILD AGAINST SOME FUCKED UP CREATURE!!
OMEGA SC: O-U-C-H.
FILTHY FRANK: UGH!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PEACE LORDS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!?!
DR. AMIGO: No tiene que preocuparse, Sr. Filth, ¡podemos resolver esto!
DOOF: See, he may be my partner, but more often than not, I have NO idea what he says. Can somebody please translate? Anyone?
NORM: HE SAID IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
FILTHY FRANK: ... When the fuck did you get here.
NORM: I AM UNDER A TARP!

The Lifetime Achievement Award

Track by @lilcargoshort.
Art by @evkem & @e-twoup.
Characters Represented: Funny Valentine
Tournament Origin: Live For Another Day 2

Sources:
JJBA - Great Days (JJBA)
OutKast - Hey Ya (Part 7 References)
Miley Cyrus - Party In the U.S.A (America)
Green Day - American Idiot (America)
Estelle - American Boy (America)
Childish Gambino - This is America (America)

#14 - Funny Valentine

Dojyaaa~~n! After escaping from the clutches of Monokuma's killing game with his stand D4C, the 23rd President of the United States Funny Valentine has set his sights on a different tournament: Reject Rumble! He has powerful sources, including songs from Shonen Jump properties, songs relating to the country he strives to protect, and songs relating to parallel worlds. That's not all, though. With the Steel Ball Run under his control and the power provided by the Saint's Corpse, President Valentine can access some beloved songs and bands! He's sure to take the first napkin and claim victory in the name of America!

- Songs from Shonen Jump series, as well as songs referenced in part 7 of JJBA (Only one song from bands referenced) (NO OVERLAP)
(Bloody Stream, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach)
(Against The Wind, Hey Ya!, Catch A Wave)
- Songs related to the United States of America and American politics
(Born in the USA, Made in America, Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney)
- Songs relating to parallel/alternate universes (NO UNDERTALE)
(Rick and Morty, Deltarune, Digimon)
- Songs by AC/DC, The O'Jays and the Beatles.
(Thunderstruck, Use Ta Be My Girl, Hey Jude)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

A Great Day To Be An American

!!PLEASE FOLLOW OUR NEW ACCOUNT TO SEE HOW THIS TOURNAMENT CONTINUES @mashup-week-losersbracket!!!!
If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our first account to see how we got to this point. https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-tournament
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Lord Farquaad
RayWilliamJohnson
Geico Gaming
Neil Cicierega
Scott The Woz
Heavy Weapons Guy
Hat Kid
Filthy Frank
DIO Brando
Herobrine
Ke$ha
Quad City Barkley
Billie Eilish
Mettaton
Snail-Chan
Flat Eric

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown

Billie Snippet

MASHUP WEEK: Part 2