Wow, great job m8, the lyrics, impressions and all that were pretty damn good, look forward to seeing more.

Hilarious battle with an even more hilarious ending

I have a high voice and I can rap pretty fast so I'd love to rap with you sometime

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

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CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
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Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Battle Bytes

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

Two trios of androids created by Dr. Gero go head to head in a Dragon Ball Rap Battle!

CAST:
B-Lo as Android 13
Jawshi as Android 14
Dusk as Android 15
MetalFireVA as Android 16
HyperJacob96 as Android 17
Peachy Leech as Android 18

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS ANDROIDS 13, 14, & 15 VS ANDROIDS 16, 17 & 18
WHICH TEAM WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Androids 16, 17, & 18:
(17) Oh hey, it’s the rejects (16) The defectives of the bunch 
(18) Hey 15, you like to drink? (17) How about a little punch?
(16) Dr. Gero should’ve destroyed you when he had the proper chance
(18) Let’s finally dispose these freaks (17) Especially Mr. Trucker Hat
(18) No upgrade that you’ll have will ever match up to our level
(16) We’re the ones with more strength since we got the tougher metal
(18) Just one blast from our fingers and a whole city explodes
(17) You know these droids are going rogue, we are out of control
(16) You will be disassembled (18) You’re all uglier than Cell
(16) We’re the superior droids (17) Just in case you couldn’t tell
(16) It’s out with the old (18) and in with the new
(17) So you can go back with Red Ribbon, we can’t stand the likes of you 

Androids 13, 14, & 15:
(13) I never thought that I would see bigger clowns than 19
(15) Now I’ve heard of some rude teens (14) But you three are just obscene
(15) You really think you’re great because you got the higher numbers?
(13) None of y’all will survive (14) We are nothing like these others
(15) We’ll turn you to scrap metal (14) We will switch your modes to “Rest”
(13) You say that we’re weird ones? Just look at how 16’s dressed
(14) We’re built like tanks (13) with rhymes colder than the arctic
(15) I think the girl’s also defective cause she’s married to Krillin
(13) We had to get the job done when you kicked the Doctor’s head off
(15) You get sidetracked too easy, you guys suck at your jobs
(14) You think this is all a game? (15) You won’t win at this rate
(13) It seems these Androids are more useless than Android 8

Android 17:
Let me handle them myself, I think it’s time to power up
Listen here freaks, I’m gonna show you what’s up
Oh lookie here, another me, 

Hell Fighter 17:
now watch as your parts crumble

Both 17's:
As we merge together, prepare for double the trouble

Super 17:
Now more than I was before, absorbing your energy by the hour
Improved thanks to Myuu, now I have double the power
I make the world apocalyptic when the pits of hell start flaring 
I don’t even need to rap, I can kill you just by staring
My Super form is dope, yours is just a smurf on steroids
You know Super 17 is the best of all the Androids
Unlike you, I’m no puppet to Gero’s stupid ways
Let’s see if you can withstand my Super Flash Bomber rays

Android 13:
So you got a Super form? Big whoop! So do I!
Once I get rid of ya, Gero will be satisfied
14! 15! Let us also fuse to one!
And give TRIPLE the power to this damn son of a gun

Super 13:
Now I’m gonna leave you with another hole in your ass
Guess 13’s your unlucky number, prepare to feel my wrath
I punched Goku in the nads, broke Vegeta’s back like Bane
You? The Best Android? That’s not in my database
You are in for a wild ride on the S.S. Deadly Bomber
And the moment that it hits ya, you are for sure a goner
I suggest you leave this battle before your life gets in danger
Now go and live your boring life as a stupid park ranger

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Androids Vs Androids - Dragon Ball Rap Battlez Season 1

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Merry Christmas month everyone! To celebrate the opening day of the final month of the year, we give you the fifth installment of GridLine Rap Battles Season 2! Today we have legendary animator and cartoonist, Walt Disney, pitted against similarly legendary children's books artist and author, Doctor Seuss!

Mr. Tibbs as Walt Disney
Mancala as Doctor Seuss
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Omega Vision Music Group
Written by: Ryan Shackle, Mr. Tibbs, and Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
Walt:
Hot dog! I’ll make you better with a kick in the teeth
Your success is the size of Disneyland: incomplete
With a monetary moniker and portfolio in rapture
I’m on more planes of glory than a camera could ever capture
With a Wocket in your Pocket, I see the Doc is pretty toxic
You’ve got Once-ler flow, which you’ll see the apple drop in
And from Snow White to Poppins, you can’t make my impact lapse
So come in; be my guest. I’ll even let the beard pass

Seuss:
Going Green Eggs and Ham in a Sam I Am-bic dictation
Your raps sucked more than your former occupation
With stolen credit from your brother, lack of Fleischer’s compliance
And just Cari-bein’ stubborn; now you’re a true pirate
You’re a foolish nerd, with rhyme skill two sizes too small
I’ve seen through more cels in the heads on my wall
A little bug went Ka-choo, and now your empire is done
I can’t wait for The Cat to tear your soulmate a new one
So prepare to bite the bullet with Davy Crockett on the trigger
Give you rigor Mortimus, with no mercy from my vigor
Don’t think I’m here to unclaim all the joy you set in motion
But your raps prove maybe you should’ve actually been frozen

Walt:
What a thrilling conclusion. Must have taken three months
But these Seussical endeavors must be halted at once
Because you tried to make a mountainous work kids would renown
But you slipped up, making you rap butter side down
Your rhymes make me sick; I should call a real doctor
And your books have had more boners than Harry Potter
I’ll leave you sleeping with the fishes, both the red and the blue
And your verse is more disgraceful than your “Private” Snafu
If you’re gonna take me down, quit the talk and get to work
I dare you to make your next verse with only 50 words
Your whole presence is a goose egg even Horton wouldn’t hatch
But never lose sight of one thing: that it started with a rap

Seuss:
Excuse me if I’m Kurt, but I’ll rustle up a smirch
Once they make your work illegal, I’ll gladly pass the torch
I spit so sick, it’s what turned my final page
Plus, I drew every creature in the works that bear my name
You’d like a man who took the gold more than any other person
Would take my breath away, like a matricidal burden
Now, don’t cry because I beat you; smile because you fought me
But now it’s time that I, the Seuss, carve the roast beast

Cover by: Commander Jacob

Walt Disney vs Doctor Seuss| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 5

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
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LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
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Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
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Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

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