idk if this series already died or what but if you ever come back could you do Joker & Arsene vs Akechi & Loki?

Why are the Wonder Pets in the background lol

numbuh ooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAne

It took me a second to get the connection but now thiss actually makes a lot of sense.

#rapbattle #papalouie #fivenightsatfreddys

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Papa Louie vs Freddy Fazbear - Bonus Battle! (2022)

Happy April fools! This week we have two literal sleepwalkers, one helps, the other destroys and mentally tortures, who will win? Listen to find out!

K.C. as Princess Luna
Fightmarker as Freddy Krueger
Written by Serena
Produced by Trunxks
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to Fightmarker and Eddiefrb

Luna:
As I wander throughout ponyville’s minds, dreaming
All I seem to hear is children screaming
Not at the thought of Krueger killing them
But at the thought of watching his films again!
Went from horror movie icon to plastic toys
Went from genuinely scary, to just one of the boys
Tired of being silent so I have no choice
Than to break out the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE
Your vague empty threat ridden riddles mean nothing
When you’re known for 7 out of 8 films sucking
The first film was fine but the rest, pretty muddy
Not to mention your 2010 remake got a little touchy
I help ponies find themselves, I help them through dreams
All you do is make teen’s sanity break at the seams
If you think you’re doing well, please by all means
Explain why I should be scared by a man made of cheese

Freddy:
1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you  3, 4, can’t watch through all your lore
5, 6, leave your body in a ditch, you’re trapped in a New Nightmare, welcome to my world bitch! 
I’m a masochistic motherfucker slaughtering your technicolor world
You got told “no” once and your mindset unfurled
A goth girl, you’re the one that all the “edgy” fans can relate to (ugh)
Some sister that you have who was waiting for the moment to finally betray you
Just like my death I’m burning you for your crimes
Threw a massive tantrum, couldn’t read between the lines
Disappeared, no one cared, now your show is defined
By creating the worst fanbase in all of mankind
Now let me answer clearly why you should be scared of me
It’s not the fact that my fanbase isn’t a bunch of girly dweebs
It’s not the fact I’ve had more films than you on tv
It’s the fact that what’s most scary, is what you don’t see

Luna:
You wouldn’t be welcome in Tartarus, you’re clearly delusional
Nothing but petty insults, and lame jokes, well at least it’s nothing unusual

Freddy:
Don’t talk to me about delusional bitch, you barely entered the series
Three jump roping girls and a nursery rhyme is all I need for teens to fear me

Luna:
Your performance was nothing, what a shameful display
Though what would I expect from the slave of Michael Bay?
I left Freddy Dead, as Craven’s grave you shall grieve
I’m playing with power, how many points do I receive?

Freddy:
You’re not the one with the power glove
You yell in caps lock and you think you’re tough
Think you’re playing rough? I’ll fuck you up, verbally
I just banished you to hell, permanently

Princess Luna vs Freddy Krueger. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. K.C. and Fightmarker)

Original By Epic Rap Battle Parodies On YouTube

Seth As Walt Disney(Audio)

J As Shigeru Miyamoto(Audio)

Skitzy As Walt Disney(Video)

YDGeon As Shigeru Miyamoto(Video)

Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto ( ERBP Reboot)

Adam as ROB
Mancha as Mettaton

Beats by Kustom and Gooseworx

ROB:
Some buddy call 911, it’s me!
The whimsical peripheral, R. O. B.! 
I’m Ancient and plastic but still can ad-Minister
a BEEP BOOP DISS that’s vintage and sinister
Take a Napstab-look at your gimmicky appearance
SOUL of a ghost but still no spirit
You’ll be kicked off stage, no way to be doubting
that I’ll slander a FameWhoreBot 2000
The crossdresser processor won’t reach true success
‘cause he’s less than the professor that made this mess
I can’t rest, this Duck Hunt’s overdriving my Sleep Mode
I’m already used to Smashing Earthbound clones!

Mettaton:
But wait, there’s more! Wall-E’s such a bore
I’m hot to the Core, you’re just sold in stores
Deactivating you with Al-fists is my job
I’ll Frisk your win, darling, you’ve been ROBed
Let’s all focus group on this inferior rapper:
“Can’t even Stack-Up against the NES Zapper”
I’m not just the bombs, I’m dynamite!
While you’re lacking in games and Gyro Might!

ROB:
Operate on the track, a mech becomes pest
I’ll burn a Mettaton-shaped hole in your chest!
I Block every rap, speed boost with my thrusters
I’m no pacifist but a Metal Crusher!
I’ve got a Super Diffusion to boost your confusion
like your opera allusion’s surprising inclusion
Didn’t need a plot twist to reach this conclusion
Your fame and your fans are just an illusion!
The viewers really won’t wanna see you dismantled
So I’ll change the channel ‘til your show’s canceled
Can’t switch out of this, so au revoir
No glamourous death for a fallen star!

Mettaton EX:
Did you just flip my switch?
Ohhhh, yessssss.
Come darling, let’s have a heart to heart
Smile for the camera as the carnage starts
You can’t nova against the largest star
When you blow more than a broken NES cart
I’m beautiful! You’re an irrelevant wreck
 This child has fallen; gotta check your tech!
A hardware softy was allowed into Smash
when he couldn’t even save the ‘83 crash?
Drama! Romance!
Bloodshed! You’ve been played!
My sales skyrocket like my ratings
But all you do is commercially break!
That’s all for now darlings, but I’ve got a reason
For you all to please stay tuned for next season
His defeat’s rebranded my whole line
to  Mettaton EX-tinction

URBoF

Mettaton vs ROB - URBoF #4

JMB as Bendy
Metalfire as Bender

Bendy:
Bender lives a life eternal but it seems to be for naught
Cuz, hehe, I’m more alive than you’ll ever be, robot!
This sketchy wreck should follow through on all his threats of suicide
Or else you’ll watch this classic leaving Jake the Dog deep Fry’d
The creator lied to you! He doesn’t want another season!
So I’ll take the crown, and then you’ll see a real Dancing Demon
Get out of your closet, alcoholic, because I’ve already won!
You’re Farnsworthless and forgotten! Good news, everyone!

Bender: 
Bend over and Battle Byte my shiny metal ass
Me? I’m 100% fire! You? One hundred percent trash
Bender is the greatest! But you’re not quite the looker
I’ll get a new rap opponent, with blackjack, and hookers!
I even topped all your horror as a were-car, it shows
But I won’t activate the ink pressure to help out with your flow!
I’ll rock the roof on your workshop, you’re now stuck in Bender’s Game!
 *belch* Since your Groening voice makes Disney roll in his grave

Battle Bytes

Bendy vs Bender. Battle Bytes #8

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Greg Heffley:
Yo Steve, I gotta say this aint it chief
You’re not religious, well I’ll make you believe
You’re so twink, you’ll trip over your sweater, you boo
So what’s you and a litta bitto blue gonna do
Put you threw the news and a noose, cuz you aint gotta clue
You’ll consume deez nudes, dude, you’re rude so skadoodle doo
You’re a nonce, from france, you cant dance, you just lie
I’d put my fist in your face if my arms weren’t fries

Steve Burns:
We just got a letter, too bad I can’t read
You’ll bleed and you’ll scream when competing with Steve
Your Zoo Wee Mama’s so fat she probably eats often
You make me sick and need a coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
I’ll leave you like my future………… BALD.
You don’t need a phone cause I won’t give you any calls
You thought my run was done? Well, yeah it is
BUT SO IS YOURS YOU STICK FIGURE LITTLE BITCH

Greg Heffley:
Listen here, Steve, you lil’ bitch
If you didn’t wanna leave Blue’s Clues why’d you fuckin snitched
Cya later alligator, do me a favour with some flavour 
Support Trump Bros! He’s our last saviour! Check your behaviour!

Steve Burns:
You’re making me cry you dumb fucking cock
I spit sneaky raps as if I was a sock, you shmock
Bet you didn’t know I was the bear in the Revenant
You’re just angry because I’m your Jesus President!

Grumpy Growly Australian:
GDAY MATE! I’m not hungry, I just ate! 
I just got a letter from your mum- you’re gay!
When it comes to blues clues, I PREFER JOE! 
So………  go! 
Diss me? I’ll just use a reverse uno card
Don’t be so mad; this game was rigged from the start
You’ll slip up on the slippy floor 
Laying you down, easy, that's bathroom floor
I wanna die at the time of the night, in the light cuz I cry when I’m frying a pie
…. AIGHT! 
I’m loading your mams diaper with my dick, prick 
​if you could live in one fictional universe, what would you pick?
MUHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re finished 
Don’t be scared, you'll die within a few minutes

Alright we did it

Greg Heffley vs Steve Burns - Epic Wap Battlw!!!!!

Aegislash: 
You’re forced to yield! Can’t step to the sultan of steel!
The king reigns upon thee, you can't shoot past my shield!
Now here’s the truth of what happened when you got your new type
You dropped out the part that’s fly and just died inside!
This freak’s only besting me if he got ahead with Shadow Sneak
Shackled to your Destiny, this Spirit is Bonded with defeat
Your little emo fanboys didn’t land you in Smash
Because with a Sword’s Dance you couldn’t even match my attack!

Decidueye:
Enough! You won’t phase my focus even if you feign tough!
You don’t have the stones to face off with me even at dusk!
So when the sun goes down and the moon arises
Gen seven’s finest leaves edgelords in crisis
So this one goes out to the ghost with no ghost of a chance
You’re rapping like you’re crazier than one of my Frenzy Plants
Your lack of range plus my aim is something that won’t ever equal
And with games as bad as yours of course you never got that sequel

Aegislash:
My breed’s one of a kind, you’re handed out at level five
Until you're boxed in the PC for the remainder of your life
Oh, I’m the edgy one? Check Dartrix’s presence
He’s the poster boy for Hot Topic and depression!

Decidueye:
Even if you cut stats, Excalibur’s sharpness won’t last
You can’t drop my attack with my Long Reach in tact
You require the Shield Stance to save you from the fact
That just the earth starting to crack leaves you flat on your back

Aegislash:
Your petty Leafage can’t beat this, royalty’s ‘bout to feast!
On this weakling who’s more monotonous than his Battle Tree!
So come on, Robin Hoodlum! Show me what this Pokémon’s got!
Staying idle while shooting arrows got you stuck in a tough spot
Finish it! Equip your gimmicky Z-moves all you want
There’s no way that you’ll outplay me since you’ll never wield a Taunt
You up and wasted your slot, and you’d fit better as support
And just like every grass starter, you sit by as you’re ignored

Decidueye:
So you’re blaming me for camping but in actuality
Is that you’re saying spamming Protect’s a viable strategy
I’m not one to grade designs, but this blade’s blunter than a spade
My lines rain down on your parade like a Sinister Air Raid!
Go widen your Guard and find that there’s no cover
And soon you’ll discover my accuracy’s like no other
I’ve been focused on your shifting stances this whole fight
Shot you right above your shield, now that’s a bullseye.

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Aegislash vs Decidueye. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #13

Discord : Titanium1208
Bill Cipher : Vlad

Beats by Beatg33kz and Tristan

Written by Kamren, Henry Jones, Mason Gates and Creep Switch
Mixed by Vlad

Lyrics : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMRwSXxCEscE-bHOlmyxSH8Wu4coNUedr_jD1he0p_4/edit

Who Won? : https://www.strawpoll.me/19054146

Lines Explained : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jqg_nrPt2dAwl4fXk3Mo54tpqdDd5gtw3MYxBZxs4tA/edit

Discord vs Bill Cipher - Rap Battle! (ft. Vlad, Titanium1208 & Matt Raichous)

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
_________________________________________________

CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
_________________________________________________

PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
______________________________________________________________
LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

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