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Rap Battles that Feature Steven Universe..

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Adr0 - What Goes Around Comes Around

Creeper Rap - Dan Bull (not mine)

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

SwaySway – Anthony Perry
Buhdeuce - WoodenHornets
Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack Maloney
Zach - Matthew Thomas

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BREADWINNERS!
VERSUS!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN!
BEGIN!

SwaySway:
Here’s our next stop, time to diss out this cat and fish
Our rhymes will be jelly filled, so eat this fresh diss
Buhdeuce:
Yep Yep, it’s in our name, of course we are the bread WINNERS
Instead of bread, we’ll be having dead cat to deliver    
SwaySway:
We’ll be roasting these boasts, until they admit their defeat
Hope you like toast! ‘Cause that’s all you’ll have to eat
Buhdeuce:
Our rhymes are flat, just like some flatbread, man!
Once we win, we’re gonna make our pants dance

Gumball:
Do I have to go on about how much your show sucks?
Well wish me luck, you hardly even look like ducks!
Darwin:
Your chances of winning are as tiny as breadcrumbs
There’s no way you can Breadwin this, ‘cause you both are so dumb
Gumball:
You better fly away, like your show, your rapping’s lame
You can say what you want, at least we don’t have god awful names!
Darwin:
You all need to Bread roll out of this, and take some classes
The reason you can’t win this is ‘cause you’re too busy shaking your asses

SwaySway:
We’re two lucky ducks with the best job ever!
People like us better, better step up your game, no pressure!
Buhdeuce:
I’m a short dude, but I don’t care if I’m small
How can you win, when you can’t get Penny to lick your Gumballs?
SwaySway:
Our rhymes are prickly, just like that cactus, Carmen
We’re always ready to rock the mic, dissing bitches is our mission!
Buhdeuce:
I’m shaped like a ball and I’m just getting started!
Once we win, we’ll be having a Zero G Dance Party!

(Gumball turns into Zach)

Zach:
It’s Zach here, rocking the purple sunglasses, to make your deaths funny
The only reason you exist, is for Nickelodeon to make money
Darwin:
SwaySway, give up, you’ll never get Jenny’s buns
I bet the budget of your show is not even worth a Penny, you bums
Gumball:
Maybe you should check the mirrors, ‘cause everything about your show is bad
We’ll be going strong forever while you’ll just be another cartoon fad
Darwin:
Zero G Dance Party? That doesn’t make the boss
Both:
You’re in our Amazing World now, ‘cause you both just Bread-lost!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Gumball and Darwin vs Breadwinners. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 39

Anthony as Fanboy, Zack as Chum Chum
Dave as Spongebob, Matthew as Patrick

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM
VS
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
BEGIN

Fanboy:
Hey Chum Chum, lets own these chumps who’s show is complete trash 
We got an annoying yellow sponge and a penis shaped dumbass
Chum Chum:
You two are worth nothing so get back under the sea
Our raps are so cold, that they're give you 
Both:
Brain Freeze!
Chum Chum:
Stop laughing so much, what the hell are you two on?
We will rock your world harder, than the Campfire Song 
Fanboy:
Go back to bikini bottom before you get your asses destroyed
My rhymes will blow you away, just like a fan, boy!

Spongebob:
WE’RE READY!, WE’RE READY! to destroy the both of ya
You guys can’t get past me, I’m a Goofy Goober!
Patrick:
Your disses are so annoying, I would rather play mayo!
I cannot see the chance of you winning, like how I can’t see my forehead (OOHHHHH)
Spongebob:
Beating you guys will be more easy then flipping patties
Your show has nothing to do with you being superheroes, laddies
Patrick:
You guys will be popped, like popping bubbles with a needle
Once we win, we’ll ride our victory’s like Dutchman’s ship (leedle leedle leedle)

Chum Chum:
Do you have anything better to do then pissing off your nearbers
Fanboy:
You think blowing bubbles is art, man you're such failures 
Chum Chum:
Got that right, since patrick can't even get an award and
Fanboy:
All you do is chase jellyfish and be annoying, could it get more boring
Chum Chum:
I can see why squidward hates you, always making people mad!
Fanboy:
You’re only talent is to clean, man how sad
Chum Chum:
Why don’t you quit rapping and go suck spongebob’s little sponge dick
Fanboy:
Its obvious to see we've won, so goodbye bob and rick

Patrick:
MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!!!
If you call me that again, you’ll turn purple, you dicks
Spongebob:
Better watch out, ‘cause our rhymes sting more than a jellyfish
I also know karate, you really wanna piece of this 
Patrick:
You guys need to go back to the first grade, so you can learn wumbo!
Spongebob:
We had Hasselhoff saving us, while you two are still big dumbos
Patrick:
Once upon a time, there were 2 ugly barnacles, and
They were so annoying, that they’re show was cancelled… The End


Spongebob and Patrick vs Fanboy and Chum Chum. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2.

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Finn The Human VS Steven Universe(New Version). All Star Cartoon Rap Battles.

Finn the Human VS Steven Universe 2. All Star Cartoon Rap Battles (Coming March)

I've been doin this with no budget..
Written/Produced/Mixed By GALLO

MY FIRST VLOG

Summits (Prod. By GALLO)

It's the return of my personal rap battles with the most anticipated matchup yet. Alphys, anime nerd and Royal Scientist from Undertale, goes toe to toe with none other than self-proclaimed Lord Francis himself, the chameleon nerd and secondary antagonist from Super Paper Mario... but are they alone?

Lyrics : (rap meanings HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0svv7OY3UctOHS9Mzw7_-x8vG9zsJZXzIdY39ZZoUk/edit?usp=sharing )

Francis :

Past the Barrier there’s threads with all kinds of complaints
About your self destructing traps' pathetic displays
So I actually came, the elephant in the room
Is that you won't catch a Mew-Mew anytime soon!

I get one account to flood the comments on your videos
for every annoying Undertale fan spamming my own!
You totally stole my Hearts and OST's SOUL
To mash it all into a game so low technical !

The monsters want freedom, you’ve got selfish motivations
that nobody followed ! You even built a companion
who ditched you ! And by the time the other problems ended,
despite invasive attempts you’re totally unfriended! 

Alphys :

LOL… your whole verse made me s-snory,
Y-You're such a transparent part in history !
This one-dimensional guy’s clearly not his game’s pride,
The turning point to reach your series’ flop side!

When a b-blooper was your world’s b-best encounter,
Then your level, game, sequels were developed by interns!
Don’t try against the IT UT MTT MC 
Usually P-Paci but you’ll RIP like the beat when this OG --- ugh

Francis :

Wait you're a GIRL?! You’re a crap tier hot babe
Even when trying you would break my dating game!
I’ll pick apart your whole game with just a slip of the tongue
I think binary… nerrr…  I always choose number one !

Maybe ask Undyne to help you work on those charms
Muscles don't come from the bottom of the arms !
But I'll save this progress cause for once you worked hard
Made sure your determined mashups didn't melt our hearts!

Alphys :

In the shades I’m fixing the past, building the future,
You’re a slaver profiting off Tippi’s misfortune,
with your sole claim to fame printed on your clothes,
While I’m knowledgeable, yes! I'm an ace at Game Shows!

YES DARLING ! Is anime real ? Well,
I did create an authentic Ghost in the Shell! 
You’re passively consuming your better ascendant’s legacy!
Truly gone dusty and that’s, heh, really sad to see!

I’ll call Bleck - your world’s void doesn't need growing
Your doomsday device is ready when Francium starts flowing!
Vanish for a rematch ! I’ll track you down by the smell,
So Sorry… Compared to you HE’s written so well! (Kill ‘em!) 

Now, I’d never say you’re fit for royal scientist at all
But it should have been you contemplating the abyss in Waterfall...

(after the beat)

Alphys/Francis : Showed him!/her!

*they walk away from their respective computers, silently*

Cast :

WafflesDaPancake as Francis
UnamusedDetective as Alphys
LottiesaurusVA as Undyne (cameo)
Mancha as Mettaton (cameo)

Written by Yobar

Alphys vs Francis

Alphys vs Francis - Bar Fight #2

Voices by Me.

The Blackwatch undead mercenary, Reaper, takes on the "greatest" villain in the galaxy, Lord Hater, in the first installment of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
______________________________________________________

► Lord Hater and Reaper played by
Mathew Swift

►Beat produced by 
Valentine Productions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liX_tMsh6h4

►Written by 
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift
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Lyrics:

Reaper:
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lord Hater.
When I'm through with you, I'll be the true Dominator,
Death walks among you, yet I am superior,
You're just a cowardly man-child, who’s inferior,
Back from the grave, as well as my rhymes,
I can take out your Watchdogs, eight rounds at a time!
I’m running the show, so why do you resist?
But now I’m Wandering, why do you even exist?

Lord Hater:
WHAT?!
I’m the harbinger of doom, so get out of my way!
At least I'm not the guy who got roasted by Harambe,
A word of advice, that will soon, come in handy,
Grim, have you tried using Billy or Mandy?
With my scary lightning bolts, and my torture mega mix,
My raps will overshadow you, like 76.
My song will pierce your soul, like Evil Sandwich on a skewer,
WHO IS THE UNIVERSE'S ULTIMATE EVILDOER?

Reaper:
Quit jacking off to Awesome, and face my Death Blossom,
I'm not done roasting you or perhaps you've forgotten,
You may have came first, but I'm new and improved,
Your sound like a troll, that even Disney disapproved,
If you think you winning, it’s better off if you yield,
You’re used to using Peepers as a human shield,
My goals are for vengeance, yours is personal gain,
With my shotguns equipped, you'll be conquering a world of pain,

Lord Hater:
Aww, What's the matter, Reaper? Are you feeling Bloo?
Better watch where you Shadow Step, if I were you,,
You’re a mercenary, that deals heavy-duty damage,
But don’t you make me angry, or I might be going salvage!
You’re just another Wanderer, but I’m your Widowmaker
When there’s hate in my bones, I’ll be your undertaker!
Even with your Wraith Form, you can’t hide from me,
Cause I’M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY!

Reaper VS Lord Hater - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

sorry our announcer is currently recovering from alcohol poisoning

Mancha as Terrance
Seth as Phillip
Metalfire as Sweet Bro
Yobar as Hella Jeff

Terrance and Phillip:
Phillip, we’ve established that we’re uncle fuckers
But these fellas here are the true pupil fuckers!
Buddies, y’all won’t save universes without my anus
So useless you couldn’t do shit even farting on my nuts
You’re the most unfunny part of the most unfunny comic
The most consistent comedy thinks we’re the most comedic!
This time an anime special? You’ve upgraded, buddies
But you’ll need us; T.P. For what? NAGASAKI! 

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff:
bro i think there foreheded fell on the othre side …...
ma name jeff…………………………………………………….. sike
just HOW HIGH do you have to be to make rap like that
shit lets beat santa since he came from your ass
shunned in the premiere, ditto, so you became fucking fat, ditto
i guess there falling from style… i warned you about stairs bro
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN ; nobody watches this cuz of ya
where to bust nuts this big ? in there mom… hoe kanada

Battle Bytes

Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff vs Terrance & Phillip. Battle Bytes #7

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
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CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

JMB as UBOA
TheEternalVanguard as W.D. Gaster

UBOA
Pinching yourself won’t save you this time.
I don’t care if you’re a ripoff, I’m one of a kind.
The lights must be out in your head for you to face me,
Because you’re whiter than the desert to which I will erase thee.
W. D.? He shouldn’t muddle with me.
I play my theme and you’re left in a puddle of pee.
Gaster is a pervert who’s acquainted with crime,
So watch out for the creep in 269.

WD Gaster 
The doctor is here to give you face reconstruction,
Before the darkness leads you into mutated corruption.
I’m otherworlder with the most blasting rhymes ever seen.
You’re gonna get lost like entry number 17.
You’re despicable,whilst I’m invincible,
Just like the CORE, my rhymes are unpredictable.
This monster has the wrong number if he wants to bring hurt.
I’d never let that little head of yours take over my work.

UBOA
In response to that attack, my fun value’s set to 0.
I’m the cut above the rest, actually trying to KILL the hero.
You’re harder to decipher than wing dings,
Your part in this cypher is over with the attacks that I’m bringing.

WD Gaster 
My followers all tell the tale of how i was lead to disaster.
You’re being turned into mundane creepypastas
This man has the upper hand, wouldn’t you agree you two?
Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!

W.D. Gaster vs UBOA

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

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CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
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Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

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CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
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Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
 ?????
 
► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

This is now the final version.. lol. I hope you enjoy!! I can't seem to get rid of the static in the recordings, so sorry about that.

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

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