Jevil - Snakebite126 
Geiru Toneido - JesseBox
Written by JustGamer
Writing Revision Help by RNG
Special Thanks to GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, Pixel Chris, YLFEthan
Beat by Epistra
Arranged by JustGamer + GlitchDude + GamingPlush64
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by Rabi
Art by TripleStabber

Jevil: 
Let’s play a game, a game! I’m choosing hide and seek!
You can try hiding evidence somewhere that’s not the crime scene!
Or run and hide yourself, cause when time’s up and you confront me, 
You’ll writhe in pain while I roll away, like I’m a dough ball of buckwheat!  
Can’t touch me! My chaos is helping make the world go round
Your gamers probably spend more time than me in a basement underground
I’m a cut above the rest, you caught with a cut on top your head
Between that and your perfume, seems like you couldn’t throw Ms. Cykes off of your scent 
This body can’t be killed, all of your efforts would be worthless
Not a good balloon artist or a real clown, but instead she’s the entire circus! 
Toby Fox’s most OP boss, dropping dopey tots is my purest purpose 
But even I can’t excite rage like the kind Ace Attorney fans had at your resurgence

Geiru Toneido:
Representing the Toneido school for my adoring fan base, oh shucks!
Didn’t expect a lil ole balloon artist like me to blow up! 
This widdle fella’s been a bad boy, think you easily got the win?
Forget the carousel sweetie, Toneido’s taking you for a spin 
This card’s out of pocket, unlike your game I got profits,
Bars stuffed like my pup, your lyrics I top it 
And it’s no wonder Tumblr went off since 
This hot mess was found inside a closet 
Backstory’s stitched up like Seam is, 
Went crazy, started spewing word vomit,
So they threw your ass in a cell and then locked it 
Let’s see you keep that smile up when I present a twist, twist, twist!
Take a hold of my balloon sword and slice up this impish bitch! 
Like my suspenders, I stay strapped up, going POP POP POP if you push me
You can do anything? Maybe except this fucking clussy!

Jevil: 
Lines sweeter than a Lancer Cookie, call me your breasts, I’m popping off
So much so that I’m getting tired, I may need to stop… 
Sike! And here I thought Lightners were supposed to be bright?
This is it BOISENGIRLS, my biggest attack, prepare to meet the Devil’s Knife!
Went homicidal for your daddy’s title, couldn’t pin the right guy as your cover up
Broke down when cross examined, caught red like your hand is, couldn’t bend the facts into a good bluff
Thinking that you stand out in the posse of insane clowns? Why don’t you join the club! 
Your build up for a punchline dragged like your case’s run time: I’ve had enough! 
Always quick to anger, can’t take comments made towards you
Though I quite enjoy the chaos you incited in the courtroom
Game’s over! Speedoru put you in the spotlight but it’s high time 
Your relevancy dies, now I’ll treat you like Twitter: Bye Bye! 

Geiru Toneido:
God, you act like a child, no wonder you need to be pacified 
I’d rather treat you like Ralsei’s manuel, cast aside 
Talk about my popularity cause you think you’re staying topical
At least my developer didn’t make my storyline fully optional! 
Your brain or your cell key, I couldn’t tell which is more scattered
Did Toby Fox wait until the end of your nap to release another chapter?
Went from an Earthbound tribute with a bullet hell that’s torturous 
To a knowing repeat of the previous game, I call that meta-morphosis 
Though we’re not that different, our friends led us to being thrown away  
Your brain’s decay left you so insane to believe that your world is just a game
I murdered for my father, but that wasn’t something he’d allow 
I must repent for what I’ve done, so for now this is my final bow…

Jevil Vs Geiru Toneido - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Shrek the Musical JR (Guide Vocals)

Before "Forever"

Sunset #1

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Out Of The Shadows

Cover Art by @TomPuffs

euphorxia as Guy Fawkes
Stofferex as The Joker
YDGeon as The Announcer

Lyrics Written by Pwner & Cidisswo

Audio & Beat Mixed by Cidisswo (Not Final)

CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
GUY FAWKES
VERSUS
THE JOKER
BEGIN


Guy Fawkes:
En garde! Drop your weapons, Joker.
Your one and only purpose is to be mediocre.
Protested Protestants, now I live on through Anonymous.
You're the villain always thwarted by his lack of competence!
These days you're an incel icon. Your edgy humor's shock jock.
Guess one of your lines is "Guy Fawkes sucks guy cocks!"
I spit in your face with acid; it's like V for Vatman.
We know who wins between a masked man and this madman!
You'll be beaten like I'm Keaton against you, Jack Napier.
Try dumb rap games, you'll have One Bad Day with my rapier.
The Killing Joke comes when I murder a jester so hideous
And get the last laugh to ask, "Why so serious?"

Joker:
Jeez, the rap battle community thinks this loser could beat me?
No no, you complete me, and I keep fucking you up completely!
A pious man? You got notoriety from piety and devotion!
That's a fiery "We live in a society" moment!
My cronies crush your crew like the English crown.
Hanging with that crowd left you hanging in a crowd! By now,
Who wants to remember a dull holiday in November?
At least Thanksgiving has Black Friday and food with family members!
This jerk can't work a fire, now he gets fireworks.
To give the plot a better ending, smarter people should be hired first!
You fell to hell and once a year at night, England taunts your plight.
How does it feel to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Guy Fawkes:
I went by John Johnson; your skin went Michael Jackson.
I'll whack a whackjob mob boss like the IRS on tax month.
You got a spermy face, Maybelline and snot-green hair.
You'd never live a normal life 'cause Gotham would just stop and stare!
And what's up with that Wonka suit? You really call that class?
That shit gives me a laughing fit harder than your laughing gas!
Destroying Joker over James was the best outcome to pan out.
As a film psycho, much like Barbara, you no longer stand out.

Joker:
You'll eat crow bars like a Red Robin Hood when BAM!
Even the bat version of Zorro gets outfoxed by my plans!
I fought flyers; you can't cockfight from a cut off penis!
Between Fawkes and I, Joaquin made me the better Phoenix!
When it comes to crime, the Clown Prince usurps your Parliament!
Striking fear into the king to hurt them more than Harley Quinn!
No one gives a fawk for this guy when failure's his legacy.
I'm always wanted, this time for arson from burning you like an effigy!


Outro:
WHO WON? 
WHO’S NEXT? 
YOU DECIDE

CIDISSWO RAP… 
*a grenade being thrown*
*the grenade explodes*
*Joker laughs*
uhh… RAP BATTLES

Before "Forever"

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