Shrek the Musical JR (Guide Vocals)

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euphorxia as Guy Fawkes
Stofferex as The Joker
YDGeon as The Announcer

Lyrics Written by Pwner & Cidisswo

Audio & Beat Mixed by Cidisswo (Not Final)

CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
GUY FAWKES
VERSUS
THE JOKER
BEGIN


Guy Fawkes:
En garde! Drop your weapons, Joker.
Your one and only purpose is to be mediocre.
Protested Protestants, now I live on through Anonymous.
You're the villain always thwarted by his lack of competence!
These days you're an incel icon. Your edgy humor's shock jock.
Guess one of your lines is "Guy Fawkes sucks guy cocks!"
I spit in your face with acid; it's like V for Vatman.
We know who wins between a masked man and this madman!
You'll be beaten like I'm Keaton against you, Jack Napier.
Try dumb rap games, you'll have One Bad Day with my rapier.
The Killing Joke comes when I murder a jester so hideous
And get the last laugh to ask, "Why so serious?"

Joker:
Jeez, the rap battle community thinks this loser could beat me?
No no, you complete me, and I keep fucking you up completely!
A pious man? You got notoriety from piety and devotion!
That's a fiery "We live in a society" moment!
My cronies crush your crew like the English crown.
Hanging with that crowd left you hanging in a crowd! By now,
Who wants to remember a dull holiday in November?
At least Thanksgiving has Black Friday and food with family members!
This jerk can't work a fire, now he gets fireworks.
To give the plot a better ending, smarter people should be hired first!
You fell to hell and once a year at night, England taunts your plight.
How does it feel to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Guy Fawkes:
I went by John Johnson; your skin went Michael Jackson.
I'll whack a whackjob mob boss like the IRS on tax month.
You got a spermy face, Maybelline and snot-green hair.
You'd never live a normal life 'cause Gotham would just stop and stare!
And what's up with that Wonka suit? You really call that class?
That shit gives me a laughing fit harder than your laughing gas!
Destroying Joker over James was the best outcome to pan out.
As a film psycho, much like Barbara, you no longer stand out.

Joker:
You'll eat crow bars like a Red Robin Hood when BAM!
Even the bat version of Zorro gets outfoxed by my plans!
I fought flyers; you can't cockfight from a cut off penis!
Between Fawkes and I, Joaquin made me the better Phoenix!
When it comes to crime, the Clown Prince usurps your Parliament!
Striking fear into the king to hurt them more than Harley Quinn!
No one gives a fawk for this guy when failure's his legacy.
I'm always wanted, this time for arson from burning you like an effigy!


Outro:
WHO WON? 
WHO’S NEXT? 
YOU DECIDE

CIDISSWO RAP… 
*a grenade being thrown*
*the grenade explodes*
*Joker laughs*
uhh… RAP BATTLES

Guy Fawkes Vs The Joker - Cidisswo Rap Battles (Old Mix)

Doing Shrek as school musical and did Seussical last year
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