As far as we know “Piano Monkey’s” are parasitical guides sent to Earth via comets from distant galaxies far far away in an eldritch form similar to “Cordyceps spores” they defy conventional understanding.
Akin to a quantum particle capable of occupying multiple spaces simultaneously, and occasionally eluding human perception altogether, they are known to digest mycelium and mimosa, these enigmatic musical alien-beings cloaked in human form: are hell bent in cultivating a grand ego to catalyze their mission of harmonising humans through multimedia to reshape the world!
Untameable and anarchic, Piano Monkeys are resolute in their pursuit of creating harmony among humanoids by any means necessary which often includes trying to hi-jack the earths protected media empire via film, music and social media. If identified do not approach report immediately to your local cinema usherette.




Warning: under no circumstances show a mirror in the presence of a piano monkey humanoid as they are universally known to be bored of Mirrors and may embark on a long political diatribe that could energise a humans frequency beyond historical boundaries causing all sorts of problems in the space time continuum…”

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