Tabarnak de marde, écoute-zé bien, c’est l’histoire du gang d’écureuils pure laine!

**Verse 1 – Opération Tin-Nut au TSX (POV écureuil pure laine)**  
Yo, j’m’appelle Ti-Nut LaFouille, j’viens d’la 3e Avenue,  
Sacré un acorn dans l’papier d’aluminium, brillant en tabarnak que ça flash comme une patente à Guy!  
J’passe par l’ventilation, les gardiens d’sécurité s’pognent l’boutte en r’gardant leur cell,  
J’débarque sur l’planète à traders, j’lâche mes boules shiny direct sur l’dell!  
«Câlisse, y’a des écureuils qui droppent des nuts en foil, osti d’calvaire!»  
Un bro en costume trois-pièces crie «C’EST PAS DANS MON BLOOMBERG ÇA, sacrament!»  
J’pogne l’cloche d’ouverture, j’la sonne avec mon ti-bonnet d’aluminium,  
Tout l’monde panique, y’en a un qui chie dans ses boxers Loro Piana, j’te jure mon chum!

**Verse 2 – Grand-papa Grignot le kamikaze de ’87**  
Mon grand-papa Grignot, un vrai écureuil de chantier,  
A grugé l’fil de la NASDAQ en ’87, direct dans l’jus, y s’est fait griller l’cul en beauté!  
ZAP! Y’a crissé l’feu à sa queue mais a mis l’marché à l’envers,  
20 millions d’actions ghostées, les traders pleuraient comme des bébés sans doudou, tabarnak de merde!  
Y’ont dit «c’tait une panne technique», mon œil, c’tait mon grand-papa qui s’est sacrifié,  
Y’est mort la queue fumante, une Molson dans une patte pis l’doigt d’honneur dans l’autre!

**Verse 3 – Mononcle Tremblay et l’blackout d’la mort ’94**  
Mononcle Tremblay, un autre malade mental, a dit «R’commence pas, j’va r’faire ça en reprise!»  
A remâché l’même fil en ’94, backup a chié d’la marde, 34 minutes de pure crise!  
Les humains ont mis des grilles, des cages, des capteurs de mouvement,  
Y r’viennent quand même, on passe par l’trou d’ventilation en criant «Baptême qu’y sent l’beurre d’peanutte ici-dedans!»  
De Trumbull à Toronto, on crash vos affaires pour l’fun,  
Parce que vos portefeuilles, on s’en crisse, on veut juste vos glands!

**Hook (x2)**  
Tin-nut tin-nut, osti qu’ça droppe,  
Écureuils du Québec, on fait péter vos stocks!  
Corneilles sur l’toit qui crient «CAW-CAW-CÂLISSE!»  
Si ça brille pis c’est à vous autres… ben c’est à nous aut’, sacrament!

On r’part l’fun, les gars. Prochaine cible: la Banque du Canada avec des glands en papier d’or 24 carats.  
Qui est game, tabarnak? 

Écureuil du Québec

See You On The Other Side

Vicious (feat. Thirstin Howl III)

Genius

Chip On My Shoulder

Into the Further

Knowtifications

Search Party

Save Me From Myself (feat. Stige)

Pretender (feat. Common Kings)

Future Vintage Instrumentals

Into the Night

Old Habits Die Hard

Til Further Notice (feat. Krizz Kaliko)

Red-Headed Stepchild

I'm The One (feat. JL B.Hood)

King Coolie

Affiliated with Tech N9ne's Strange Music label, the hip-hop group Mayday!'s 2006 national hit, "Groundhog Day," did not start out having any rotation on radio or MTV, but rather on YouTube. The DJ Craze-produced ode to the office nine-to-fiver, with Cee-Lo Green on the hook in Gnarls Barkley mode, received over two million views within just 48 hours, breaking the site's record. The story broke out to many of the mainstream media outlets (including ABC's World News Tonight and The New York Times), stirring up interest from some major record labels. 

This massive attention and acclaim sprouted from humble origins. MC Bernbiz, born Bernardo Garcia, and producer/keyboardist Plex Luthor, born Aaron Eckhart, were just two Miami suburbanites (Kendall, Florida, to be exact) who thought it would be fun to collaborate. Plex actually had previous recording experience as part of a few endeavors in Miami's rap underground, particularly Algorithm, before they came together in the early 2000s; plus, he also has contributed work to the Discovery Channel and the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming. Mayday!'s debut was the 2004 song "Quicksand," a local underground hit that brought their eclectic hip-hop over to the at-the-time newly formed SouthBeat Records. Under the label, they were better able to communicate the gamut of their musical influences like rock, jazz, and Miami dance -- a reflection of Miami's rich, cosmopolitan culture -- through their eponymous debut album released in September 2006. 

That same month they were designated as mtvU "Freshmen Five" artists, which nominated them as a college favorite well poised to hit it big in the majors. The group's career was put on hold as SouthBeat ran into financial problems and began a long, slow descent into bankruptcy, but consulting with other artists on the dying label introduced them to Ben Miller, aka rapper Wrekonize. Wrekonize joined the group in 2010, the same year they self-released the album Stuck on an Island, the title referring to the group's label problems. In 2011, rapper Tech N9ne invited the group for a guest shot on his Welcome to Strangeland album, an apt title since the group signed with Tech's Strange Music that same year. They debuted on the label in 2012 with the album Take Me to Your Leader. Believers followed in 2013, while their 2014 effort was a collaboration with rapper Murs and arrived with the mashed-up title ¡Mursday! The LP Future Vintage followed in 2015 and featured guest shots from Tech N9ne along with Afro-beat star Femi Kuti. Their seventh set, Search Party, was issued in 2017. The album enlisted Tech N9ne, Common Kings, J.L., Danny Acosta, and more. ~ Cyril Cordor, Rovi

Save Me From Myself (feat. Stige)

¡MAYDAY!