So I was going through some junk mail today and I picked up the target catalogue. Whilst flicking through the pages I landed on the lingerie section and almost immediately felt the obligatory twinge downstairs. Naturally I grab the old sock and set up for an old fashion fablokian tube floggin. Minutes in I'm building up a sweat so I stop to turn the fan on and continue. Moments before the inevitable conclusion, I grab the old sock and all of a sudden the fan blows the page over to the kids swimwear section. It was at this moment with my hands full I had a decision to make. Obliged to continue I eye balled the hottest kid on the page, focused on him and finished. I have to say.. I don't regret the decision at all. Best bat I've had in years. 


Run And Hide ft. Sever

Kogz