Satan's Candy

I am hip hop. Not really, I just heard that from some black guy or something. I'm more of a Star Wars guru. I play DnD and it's better than you kids these days what with your video games...I am a passionate writer and I'm not afraid to look lame. There's no way I could successfully convince anyone that I'm cool enough to be a rapper, so I stick to honesty. I don't have a Cadillac, I don't call women bitches (nor are they all up on me), my chain is ill but it's made of hemp, I am excited by learning, I read a lot, I once tried to make it rain but I only had change so it was more like hail and it wasn't pleasant for anyone, I'm broke all the time, and I'm not hood.I don't like making beats and I'm not good at it, so if you make one for me I'll do my best to fairly compensate you and I will credit you for it (and love you).I haven't yet recorded my favorite songs because they deserve beats that I'm unable to produce.
I used to play folk punk music, here's that <a href="http://soundcloud.com/37cents" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">37 Cents</a>


Satan's Candy

MC Escha