lol songs

The best of the best of Cancer ~ <3

So... you've made it this far? Maybe this is your first dip into THE WATERS OF DANKNESS? THIS IS THE FINAL SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY- THE FINAL COUNTDOWN IF YOU WILL. Like all cancerous things, (It spreads and makes everyone sad) but it also ends. ARE YOU READY TO EMBRACE THE CANCER? OR WILL YOU KYS BEFORE THE END? BAD TIMES FRIEND AHEAD, MAYBE NO COMPUTER, MAYBE NO HOME. ENJOY THE MEMES BEFORE THE COLD EMBRACE OF DEATH WARMS OUR SOULS, SUCKING US INTO THE ENDLESS, FATHOMLESS PIT OF DESPAIR AND NO MEMES.

WANT SOME TIME BEFORE THE KANCERE? HERE: 
https://soundcloud.com/zer0hour-1/sets/dank-maymay-mixtape-iv-1
(Don't tell ANYONE, but here is the NEXT one):
https://soundcloud.com/zer0hour-1/sets/savage-af-mixtape-vi

BRUTALLY GRAND MIXTAPE V

Derp WHAT IS THIS

Goofy as hell

some Hardstyle bangers you might have missed (THAT KICK THOUGH)

Break The Coronets!

woat worst of all time
http://pissspears.bandcamp.com/album/peezus

Woat 2

Big dumb idea theory

Chopin - TRAPrelude, Op. 28, No. 15

nicklolback

The Ultimate Soulja [Souljacore entry]

ReeK - Mariah Carey Fucking Dies In A Multigenre Death Loop

decided to take on the destiny of continuing the legacy of @explorersoftheinternet

Genres:
- Riddim
- Psytrance
- Stock Music
- Rawphoric
- Soulja Boy
- Phonk
- Hardbass
- CLUB BANGER 3000
- Eurodance
- Argent Metal
- Bossa Nova
- Deathcore
- Deep House
- Touhou OST
- Digital J-Pop
- Frenchcore
- Uptempo
- Cyberpunk
- Foghorn DnB
- A-Pop (Akihabara Pop)
- Extratone

download

Mariah Carey Fucking Dies In A Multigenre Death Loop

happy birthday 'stone

i have a separate folder for joke acapellas and let me tell you digging into it is like choosing torture weapons

DOWNLOAD

Living Tombstone followed me so let's see if I can make him regret that decision

Leek Birds

with sidechaining and pitch shifting, this scream is actually a decent lead.

[LEAKED!!!] NEW HARDSTYLE BANGER: Noisecontrollers & Wildstylez - Blacks, Jets And Breaks

You're A Nigga, Harry

Thomas the Bad Touch Enigine

200 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!!! (creating Hardstyle out of farts and airhorns)

I can't, I really can't handle this right now..

Foxémon

i hope this hasn't already been done

its not bad to unironically like this, I made it unironically .

Childish Power

★ 1000 follower celebratory track ★

really though this is my shittiest thing ever

Are You Not Entertained

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

lore's dead dumbass

Parappa The Rapper 2 Original Soundtrack

Toasty Buns

I made this while lying in bed watching ray sipes and eating wonton chips

good morning

Inspired by a spider dream, arachnophobs beware, pay homage to the humble but so kewl spider and its domination of the planet and every nook and cranny in this original humour filled electronic future psychedelic dub bluesy hip hop jazz rock mixed spider anthem soundtrack styled adventure progression! Featuring the characters of Mr Kurt State and in memory of Mr Frank Zappa! Peace :D

lyrics

Spiders in my bathroom, Spiders in my head
I wake up in the morning with a spider in my bed
Captain We have a problem, Captain Comb-over, Yes What is it
Spiders Sir, spiders in the bathroom, spiders in my head
Creeping through the universe, Drifting out the sky
Claw you up and spin you round in its silken web
Aye Lar theirs a spider in my bed, Go head there kidder like
Spiders in my bathroom, Spiders in my head
I wake up in the morning with a spider in my bed 
  
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please permanently ban me from making mashups

aka. MCFD3K

Customer reviews:

"i made a fucking account to follow this sick filth"

"FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I NEVER NEEDED TO HEAR THIS, IT IS MY FAVOURITE SONG EVER AND YOU HAVE RUINED IT, DIE IN DICK HOLES!"

"marry me"

"Im scared"

"Well damn."

"unfollowed"

"i have to use two different accounts to express my dissatisfaction"

"this brings me back when I was in the trenches"

"you disgust me"

"my ears are being sexually pleasured"

"PFFFFFTTTTT"

"NOPENOPENOPENOPE /throws laptop under truck"

"It's no use. you are unstoppable now."

200 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!!! (creating Hardstyle out of farts and airhorns)

MC Fresh Dawg 3000