Ylvis - What Does The Turtle Say?

im depressed
i drop shit w my friends ;-)

One day, you'll get to suck off a giraffe so hard its skull will cave into its neck. The colosseum will go batshit and give you a roaring ovation. Roses tossed, arms upraised, women swooning. Then you'll know what victory tastes like.

i just repost funny stuff haha
--music hiatus bc i need a new laptop--

I am 13 years old xD
Edit: I am no longer 13, I am 18 ;^)

aka. MCFD3K

Customer reviews:

"i made a fucking account to follow this sick filth"

"FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I NEVER NEEDED TO HEAR THIS, IT IS MY FAVOURITE SONG EVER AND YOU HAVE RUINED IT, DIE IN DICK HOLES!"

"marry me"

"Im scared"

"Well damn."

"unfollowed"

"i have to use two different accounts to express my dissatisfaction"

"this brings me back when I was in the trenches"

"you disgust me"

"my ears are being sexually pleasured"

"PFFFFFTTTTT"

"NOPENOPENOPENOPE /throws laptop under truck"

"It's no use. you are unstoppable now."

Ylvis - What Does The Turtle Say?

MC Fresh Dawg 3000