Most of these fags in the comments are swearing because they like roblox but minecraft is way more nostalgic

roblox

----- BATTLE WILL BE OUT ON THE 11TH OF DECEMBER! -----
Two of the least graphical games ever battle eachother in this eye to eye combat, also some other older games come in, check this out!

Lyrics:

Roblox: Oh boy a block head wants to battle me, go ahead?
Man if you want to ride this ride pay the fee, you're no thread.
My game is full of geometry from circles to squares
All you got is rows of mountains, blocks and trees in ordered pairs
Seriously We are WAAAAYYYY better than you prick.
We got rockets, guitars, and a gravity coil, it's sick.
Just give up what do you got on us, it's just a waste of time.. 
How 'bout you put down your pickaxe, and stop wasting time in the mine!
Man i could eat alphabet soup and shit a better verse than you.
Every time you rap against me it only gets worse it's true.
Also I know on this video people will say you win, creeper
Because they don't know you're just bragging that your mountains are steeper.
I win no matter what you say
Look at you why are you calling me gay?
When you shoot me, you just spray and pray.
Go back to your stronghold, go away.
Seriously go lick some enderpearls, this rap is done, 
I’ll just kill you with something you dont have : A machine gun

Minecraft: You should  know one thing im better than you get over it
i dont care about your puny guns cause they can't do shit
On what? Well, they won't pass through my Bedrock wall bitch
Oh are you gonna sit in a corner, cry, cut yourself and snitch?
Well goodbye, I'll slice you up, with my sword, you piece of fuck
I wish you a lot of fun with your shit graphics, and good luck
I cant even think about anything, no nothing, that is worse
I call my girlfriend, here, the witch to give you a CURSE
I'm telling you, you're the guest, so stop it right now
In our game we survive, and stuff like getting food from a cow
I've never ever seen a roblox vid that's lag-free.
They made games about me like “Minecart ride into steve”
My items, my graphics, I'm better than you in every way
And 90% of the people that you play turn out gay
I'm going to tell all you five year olds, so you have a clue
I dont need circles and triangles to fuck you up noobs.

Castleminer: Wait.. what about me..?

Others: NO. SHUT UP!

Castleminer: 
OOOOOOH, I'm the OG, I'm like Tupac, I was first, running this track.
I'm the best, look at my water, I'm a winner, you're both fags.
I think it's a disgrace, that both your producers ripped us off..
Roblox, your disses suck, your rhymes are like a sloth.
You think you guys are good, but everything 'bout my game's better.
I think Notch went a little too far with the upgrade of the Nether..
And no, I won't shut up, you pieces of shit
without me you stupid pricks wouldn't even exist.



Infiniminer: 
Wow hold on, they didn't rip you off, hell no.
Notch took my game, not yours, so end of the show.
Yeah that's right, I'm on fire, hell I'm an Inferno.
Roblox, your community consists of a bunch of five year old nerdos
And fucking Minecraft, why add all these retarded animals..
A world with visibile pixels and grass is just too terrible.
We might have stopped developing, but we won't start giving a fuck.
Come on think about it, you're worse than FortressCraft, you suck..

Roblox vs Minecraft - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

This Is My Biome A Minecraft Parody Of Payphone

----- WILL BE RELEASED IN DECEMBER! ---------

Two mobs that look strangely alike, but are yet so different in their existence: Witch vs Villager!

Mat4yo as The Witch
MCGamingFtW as The Villager

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
WITCH
VS
THE VILLAGER
BEGIN

Villager:
Calm down, witch, I'll squeeze your wart
Shove your broom up your ass before you start.
Live in a peaceful town, you make them players drown
Get rid of the frown and shut your business down.
You could try to keep things safe, and stop.
Droppin' potions, and droppin' shit on top
Don't be killing the people like animals and all
You could be stacking players with emeralds.
Take a shot on Herobrine, he could fulfill all your needs
Get back to your stinky swamp and let us live in our peace.
Don't be so mean, and don't be a bitch, 
don't be so lean you're not even rich.
Even though we look peaceful, soft, and stiff, look out, you'll be found dead in a ditch.

Witch:
I'm the wicked witch with the sickest spit
which will wither your wittle white clothes to bits, bitch
Take a little dose of my cauldron's potion
Incinerate you, scatter you across the ocean
Leave you frozen, but I'm not a golem
I'm a show biz witch, so I'll show this nomad
That he's just a spawn of golden apple jacks and a splash from the ass (drip sound)
Lemme cast a spell on you, Drop you through my test tube
Take the tubes out of this douche so to make sure this faggot can't reproduce
I'll testificate this testicle sucker, waste of a dataspace straight out the .jar (dot jar)
now turn the volume down, As I place a curse on this villager's town

Zombie villager:
Don't you dare try to take me down, you're about to be eaten.
By this magnificent mob, who's 'bout to pillage your kitchen, 
and take all of your potions, cauldrons and mushrooms out of your window.
I'm the Zombie villager, I'll take your wand and make the wind blow.
If you had a wand, now do you witch?
You're a hocus pocus sack of shit.
You're identical to a villager, 
I'm the zombie villager village pillager.
I'll go back in time, to superstition. 
Where people still had a vision.
They'll burn you alive, stab you with a knife. 
Take a good dive, before I arrive!
I can't wait for you to spit your next verse through your rotten teeth.
Perhaps you could take a shower, perhaps you could wash your feet
You're not a woman, you're a transgender troll living in a house in the swamp.
I'm going to finish this crappy rap by killing you and eating you for lunch!
Witch:
Come out of the dark, remove your armor and fight
I'll exterminate you babies and I won't need sunlight
You broccoli headed - undead settlers
 better stop all the moaning just cause you can't get a girl into bed
I don't need a weapon to threaten you and your bretheren
I'll hocus pocus chocke a bitch until you're left beheaded
and then I'll bring you back to life, then I'll kill you again
Burn you to a skeleton and then I'll burn you again
You rotten flesh, don't forget that I can resist
anything you come at this - with - bitch - i'm the witch
Network ID 66 - but you already know
my proboscis is in motion - you're going to slow 
i'm pinocchio, my nose is growing you're not goin anywhere
i control you while i'm robed and growing old with gray hair
I'll send you to the underworld, I'm queen of the overworld
and you pussies just got verbally served by a girl

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Witch vs The Villager. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Hey guys! Here's the new rap battle on SoundCloud, the video is going to take a while, but it'll be out next month, I promise! <3

Woodenhornets as Gold
MCGamingFTW as Diamond

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
DIAMOND VS GOLD
BEGIN!

Diamond:
It’s diamond here, I heard my name was called.
But it isn’t for dinner, ‘cause I’ll be nibblin’ on gold.
You’re as soft as butter, that’s what your fame is about.
But when it comes to a battle, I’ll be knocking you out.
I mean, the players drop you on the floor to pick up dirt.
When they find me, I tell you, they scream till it hurts.
I’ve got twice the strength, and twice the duration, 
I got twice the value and I got twice the creation.
I’ll be mining you, refining you, turning you into a gold medal.
I’ll continue being loved, after this business is settled.
With my diamond armor, try your best to kick my ass,
I'll break your shit faster, than your own Golden Axe.
Everyone’s searching the dirt digging deeper for diamonds.
Diamond pick on their back, which is majestically shining.
I run the strongest tools, and I bet you love it.
Cause all you can do is suck your own golden nuggets.

Gold:
Bling Bang Boom, check out my Golden Chapel,
I mean come on, your ass can't make a Golden Apple! 
I’m the best material, with large value on the market.
Check out my shiny golden car, and watch me park it.
Why would I suck my gold nuggets, when you already do?
I’ll call my friend Skydoesminecraft, to deal with you.
My rhymes are glorious, yours are plain insane.
You aren’t just getting dissed, you’re getting lyrically slain.
A giant golden golem would be the greatest guardian.
Whereas a diamond golem sounds like a big barbarian.
And don’t be so sharp man, you need to chill down.
Sounds like you could cut through the glass in this town.
I bet your heart is gold, though your outside is cold.
I seem so soft, but watch my powers unfold.
It’s like it’s supposed to be, so you better behold.
Diamond gets silver, gold gets gold. 

Gold vs Diamond. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

ROBLOX Main Theme

The Herobrine  - A Minecraft Parody Of Eminem & Rihanna S Monster (Music Video)

Hey guys! Welcome to a new rap battle, this one is going to be out before Blaze vs Snow Golem, due to some technical difficulties. You can expect this battle on YouTube very soon! :D

Cast:
Sand - CeKeFe
Wood - WoodenHornets
Glass - HyperJacob96
Charcoal - MCGamingFtW (Ivo)

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT 
SAND
VS
WOOD
BEGIN!

Sand: 
Once I wood peck this wood plank, he’ll end up dead!
After he’s found himself lost in my desert land.
Then I drop from above on the wrinkly head
of a block that can’t rap ‘cause it’s covered in sand.
My raps are explosive, like the TNT,
that real survivors can craft outta me.
You’re getting torn apart and I’m glad to inform, 
You just got caught up in a verbal sandstorm.

Wood:
You’ve been in the game since zero, no use whatsoever. 
“Oh I really need some sand!”, said no player ever!
I’m where it all starts, I’m the player’s first item.
No other block spits bars as hard as I write em.
You frightened? Taking heavy hits from a tree?
You see, no survivor needs to craft TNT.
I don’t need a dispenser to fire-charge your ass.
Cuz’ I’ll burn you with disses, and smash you like glass

Glass:
Coming straight from the fire, Glass is here to bring the Pane
After I’m done with you, you’ll be left scattered and stained.
I shine bright like a Beacon; guide people like Jesus!
Think you can break me to pieces? Let me disprove your thesis:
You’re so easily replaced; you make the weakest of tools. 
You break in an instant; can’t mine minerals or jewels!
My rhymes leave you poisoned, now I’m leaping to the win!
You have no Fire Resistance to save yourself from burning!


Charcoal:
Time to light up the darkness that glass called upon us.
With a fine torch of charcoal, that scares all that’s monstrous. 
You’re full of cliché rhymes that I can see right through.
I don’t need any potions to deal with you.
I’m paintin’ war signs, stoking hot rhymes.
To sense that I win, I don’t need the daytime.
Watch out man, make sure to look out where you stand.
Now that I’ve broken this a molten porous pile of sand.

Sand vs Wood. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 3.

Июньские ночи 
разорваны в клочья 
у духа понижена дальность и точность.
Спаситель скончался от горя и ран.
Сидит у экрана святой Иоанн.

Меняет пароли, строит маршруты.
На крестики-нолики делит минуты.
Как Феникс, сгорает закат за забором,
Взлетая с революционным задором.

Надежды  на пальцах, горят словно перстни,
а люди, как прежде -  лучами сквозь сердце.
Меняют картинки эмоции - боты:
-Введите три цифры на обороте.

Команды прописаны уровнем ниже.
Но, Боже ты умер! И больше не видишь,
Как прыгнул в тоннель под разрушенный храм
Тенью под землю святой Иоанн.

Загорелась, заискрила
Вспышка выцветшего мира.
Слишком рано, слишком ярко 
Не смотри, Иван, на сварку!
Тот же взгляд и та же челка
-Я узнал тебя, а толку?
-Я не знаю, отпусти!
Сам любил и сам неси!

Уже к кадыку подымается полночь
Застывшие воды уставших пророчеств 
Свобода, как сумма порвавшихся звеньев, 
Взлетая, ломает бессильные шеи.

Декомпилирует утро из сна
Из спрятанных раций шипит частота 
Смотрит Дракон за усталой мишенью.
Святой Иоанн дописал Откровения.

На мертвых колонах разъеденный мрамор
Безглазые взгляды слепых аватаров 
Молили, маня:
-Позови, позови!
-Увы, на Земле не осталось любви!!

Взбесился от страха 🙀 испуганный город 
Крадутся шаги, скоро вспыхнут узоры:
разорванных снов ядовитый туман
Вот вот и очнется святой Иоанн.

Апостол любви  что то шепчет о Боге
Спешит Бледный Всадник по платной дороге.
Разрезаны Синие тучи на доли, 
Дождь смоет кровь 🩸 на песок в Вавилоне.

Июньские ночи разорваны, Отче!
Проверены функции, строчка за строчкой.
Возьмем, словно боги, 
и злое, и доброе 

Выстроим город 
Из одиночества.


святой Иоан

The reboot begins.

Mancha as Neo
UnamusedDetective as GLaDOS
Beat by Epidemic Sound
Thanks to Yobar for mixing GLaDOS!

Neo: 
What if I told you that you’re testing my patience?
It’s a death deja vu with this bitch in the Matrix
My disses more vile than the toxin you advertise
Systematically become the Agent of your demise
You can’t escape with an ATLAS when this Lab Rat gets trapped
Crash a murderous modem with my hard driving raps
The Source of your Failed Mistakes lies not in your irrelevance
because Caroline’s riddled with artificial unintelligence

GLaDOS:
I spit acid, leave this pill seeing red on the litmus!
Neutralize a basic itch with a swath of pure citrus!
Thus I feel Repulsion from your lack of control
Trippin’ harder than Alice down the rabbit’s hole
This M C P U is vicious; giga-biting Keanu
Listen, Mr. Anderson, because I know you’re kung screwed
I’m apetured you preferred your allegorical Cave
Like your reality, you beating me’s a piece of cake

Neo:
Now I’m dodging your insults, call it GLaDOS bites the bullet-time
I’m punishing your lunacy; you’re too birdbrained to realize
that while you’re stuck on a Chell like Ouranos’s daughter
I rewire like a juvenile, for science, you monster!
GLaDOS:
No! Stop! No! No! No! No! NooooOOOOOOooooOOoooooOoOoO!
Neo:
Kicked a dea ex machina and left her circuits deep fried!
The starch truth? You're not sweet, but Enriched with polysaccharides!
Shuffle off this Portal coil, for you’re mortal with no morality!
I'll eat you with the non-existent spoon that is your victory!

PotatOS:
I test proto-call the shots! Turrets stop you in your tracks!  
Like the Companion Cube’s inferno I rhyme it hot on the track!
Now I’m shutting you down, The Matrix Online’s had a Half-Life
You sacrificed in vain, it seems that I’m Still Alive!
GLaDOS:
I’m a flawless divinity, Architect of your destruction
With a better Core Trinity than the one of your seduction
Sì, lontana da Scienza! My Cypher shows I Want You Gone!
The One's more of a zero, see, now that’s what I’ve been counting on!

Roblox vs Minecraft - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

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