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A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Hey guys! Here's the new rap battle on SoundCloud, the video is going to take a while, but it'll be out next month, I promise! <3

Woodenhornets as Gold
MCGamingFTW as Diamond

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
DIAMOND VS GOLD
BEGIN!

Diamond:
It’s diamond here, I heard my name was called.
But it isn’t for dinner, ‘cause I’ll be nibblin’ on gold.
You’re as soft as butter, that’s what your fame is about.
But when it comes to a battle, I’ll be knocking you out.
I mean, the players drop you on the floor to pick up dirt.
When they find me, I tell you, they scream till it hurts.
I’ve got twice the strength, and twice the duration, 
I got twice the value and I got twice the creation.
I’ll be mining you, refining you, turning you into a gold medal.
I’ll continue being loved, after this business is settled.
With my diamond armor, try your best to kick my ass,
I'll break your shit faster, than your own Golden Axe.
Everyone’s searching the dirt digging deeper for diamonds.
Diamond pick on their back, which is majestically shining.
I run the strongest tools, and I bet you love it.
Cause all you can do is suck your own golden nuggets.

Gold:
Bling Bang Boom, check out my Golden Chapel,
I mean come on, your ass can't make a Golden Apple! 
I’m the best material, with large value on the market.
Check out my shiny golden car, and watch me park it.
Why would I suck my gold nuggets, when you already do?
I’ll call my friend Skydoesminecraft, to deal with you.
My rhymes are glorious, yours are plain insane.
You aren’t just getting dissed, you’re getting lyrically slain.
A giant golden golem would be the greatest guardian.
Whereas a diamond golem sounds like a big barbarian.
And don’t be so sharp man, you need to chill down.
Sounds like you could cut through the glass in this town.
I bet your heart is gold, though your outside is cold.
I seem so soft, but watch my powers unfold.
It’s like it’s supposed to be, so you better behold.
Diamond gets silver, gold gets gold. 

Gold vs Diamond. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

Hey guys! Welcome to a new rap battle, this one is going to be out before Blaze vs Snow Golem, due to some technical difficulties. You can expect this battle on YouTube very soon! :D

Cast:
Sand - CeKeFe
Wood - WoodenHornets
Glass - HyperJacob96
Charcoal - MCGamingFtW (Ivo)

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT 
SAND
VS
WOOD
BEGIN!

Sand: 
Once I wood peck this wood plank, he’ll end up dead!
After he’s found himself lost in my desert land.
Then I drop from above on the wrinkly head
of a block that can’t rap ‘cause it’s covered in sand.
My raps are explosive, like the TNT,
that real survivors can craft outta me.
You’re getting torn apart and I’m glad to inform, 
You just got caught up in a verbal sandstorm.

Wood:
You’ve been in the game since zero, no use whatsoever. 
“Oh I really need some sand!”, said no player ever!
I’m where it all starts, I’m the player’s first item.
No other block spits bars as hard as I write em.
You frightened? Taking heavy hits from a tree?
You see, no survivor needs to craft TNT.
I don’t need a dispenser to fire-charge your ass.
Cuz’ I’ll burn you with disses, and smash you like glass

Glass:
Coming straight from the fire, Glass is here to bring the Pane
After I’m done with you, you’ll be left scattered and stained.
I shine bright like a Beacon; guide people like Jesus!
Think you can break me to pieces? Let me disprove your thesis:
You’re so easily replaced; you make the weakest of tools. 
You break in an instant; can’t mine minerals or jewels!
My rhymes leave you poisoned, now I’m leaping to the win!
You have no Fire Resistance to save yourself from burning!


Charcoal:
Time to light up the darkness that glass called upon us.
With a fine torch of charcoal, that scares all that’s monstrous. 
You’re full of cliché rhymes that I can see right through.
I don’t need any potions to deal with you.
I’m paintin’ war signs, stoking hot rhymes.
To sense that I win, I don’t need the daytime.
Watch out man, make sure to look out where you stand.
Now that I’ve broken this a molten porous pile of sand.

Sand vs Wood. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 3.

Ricky Ru The Jew - The Gangster Richard Finger

I'm not a rapper

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

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EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Here is the original battle
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