A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Hey guys! Here's the new rap battle on SoundCloud, the video is going to take a while, but it'll be out next month, I promise! <3

Woodenhornets as Gold
MCGamingFTW as Diamond

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
DIAMOND VS GOLD
BEGIN!

Diamond:
It’s diamond here, I heard my name was called.
But it isn’t for dinner, ‘cause I’ll be nibblin’ on gold.
You’re as soft as butter, that’s what your fame is about.
But when it comes to a battle, I’ll be knocking you out.
I mean, the players drop you on the floor to pick up dirt.
When they find me, I tell you, they scream till it hurts.
I’ve got twice the strength, and twice the duration, 
I got twice the value and I got twice the creation.
I’ll be mining you, refining you, turning you into a gold medal.
I’ll continue being loved, after this business is settled.
With my diamond armor, try your best to kick my ass,
I'll break your shit faster, than your own Golden Axe.
Everyone’s searching the dirt digging deeper for diamonds.
Diamond pick on their back, which is majestically shining.
I run the strongest tools, and I bet you love it.
Cause all you can do is suck your own golden nuggets.

Gold:
Bling Bang Boom, check out my Golden Chapel,
I mean come on, your ass can't make a Golden Apple! 
I’m the best material, with large value on the market.
Check out my shiny golden car, and watch me park it.
Why would I suck my gold nuggets, when you already do?
I’ll call my friend Skydoesminecraft, to deal with you.
My rhymes are glorious, yours are plain insane.
You aren’t just getting dissed, you’re getting lyrically slain.
A giant golden golem would be the greatest guardian.
Whereas a diamond golem sounds like a big barbarian.
And don’t be so sharp man, you need to chill down.
Sounds like you could cut through the glass in this town.
I bet your heart is gold, though your outside is cold.
I seem so soft, but watch my powers unfold.
It’s like it’s supposed to be, so you better behold.
Diamond gets silver, gold gets gold. 

Gold vs Diamond. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

What a Skeleton really wants. Maybe we've got it all wrong?

Human Instead #mineworkser

Shake the Block

Psychodel x Junior Stress - Bocian 2k25 Remix

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

JT Machinima - TRACER VS SCOUT Rap Battle by JT Machinima

Markiplier Song   GRANDMA   Song By Endigo

Here is the original battle
https://soundcloud.com/videogamerapbattles/slender-man-vs-baldis-basics

Slenderman vs. Baldi - VGRB Cover

Interviewer: Dr. Raymond Hamm, Site-85

Interviewee: SCP-049

[BEGIN LOG]

SCP-049: (In French) So then, how should we begin? An introduction?

Dr. Hamm: (Aside) Is that French? Can we get a translator-

SCP-049: (In English) The King's English! No need for translation, sir, I can speak it well enough.

Dr. Hamm: Good. My name is Dr. Raymond Hamm, and I-

SCP-049: Ah! A doctor! A like-minded individual, no doubt. Wherein is your speciality, sir?

Dr. Hamm: Cryptobiology, why-

SCP-049: (Laughs) A medical man, such as myself. Wonders abound! And here I worried I had been abducted by common street thugs! (Looks around the room) This place, then. This is your laboratory? I had wondered, as clean as it is, and with such little trace of the Pestilence here.

Dr. Hamm: The Pestilence? What do you mean?

SCP-049: The Scourge! The Great Dying. Come now, you know, the, uh… (taps temple furiously) …what is it they call it, the… the… ah, no matter. The Pestilence, yes. It abounds outside these walls, you know. So many have succumbed, and many more will continue to, until such time as a perfect cure can be developed. (Leans back in its chair) Fortunately, I am very close. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it, you see. The Cure To End All Cures!

Dr. Hamm: When you say "The Great Dying", are you talking about the bubonic plague?

SCP-049: (Pauses) I don't know what that is.

Dr. Hamm: I see. Right, well, the entities our agents encountered at that house, they were dead when you encountered them, yes? And you reanimated them?

SCP-049: Hrmm, in a manner of speaking. You see things too simply, doctor! Expand your horizons. Life and death, sickness and health, these are amateur terms for amateur physicians. There is only one ailment that exists in the world of men, and that is the Pestilence. And nothing else! Make no mistake, they were very ill, all of them.

Dr. Hamm: You think you cured those people?

SCP-049: Indeed. My cure is most effective.

Dr. Hamm: The things we recovered were not human.

SCP-049: (Pauses and glares at Dr. Hamm) Yes, well, it is not a perfect cure. But that will come with time. And further experimentation! I have spent a lifetime developing my methods, Dr. Hamm, and will spend a lifetime more, if necessary. Now, we have wasted too much time. There is work to do! I will require a laboratory of my own, one where I can continue my research unimpeded. And assistants, of course, though I can provide those on my own, in time. (Laughs)

Dr. Hamm: I don't think our organization will be willing to-

SCP-049: Nonsense. We are all men of science. Fetch your coat and show me to my quarters, doctor. (Gestures with pointed stick) Our work begins now!

[END LOG]

SCP-049 Interview

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman