A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Hey guys! Here's the new rap battle on SoundCloud, the video is going to take a while, but it'll be out next month, I promise! <3

Woodenhornets as Gold
MCGamingFTW as Diamond

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
DIAMOND VS GOLD
BEGIN!

Diamond:
It’s diamond here, I heard my name was called.
But it isn’t for dinner, ‘cause I’ll be nibblin’ on gold.
You’re as soft as butter, that’s what your fame is about.
But when it comes to a battle, I’ll be knocking you out.
I mean, the players drop you on the floor to pick up dirt.
When they find me, I tell you, they scream till it hurts.
I’ve got twice the strength, and twice the duration, 
I got twice the value and I got twice the creation.
I’ll be mining you, refining you, turning you into a gold medal.
I’ll continue being loved, after this business is settled.
With my diamond armor, try your best to kick my ass,
I'll break your shit faster, than your own Golden Axe.
Everyone’s searching the dirt digging deeper for diamonds.
Diamond pick on their back, which is majestically shining.
I run the strongest tools, and I bet you love it.
Cause all you can do is suck your own golden nuggets.

Gold:
Bling Bang Boom, check out my Golden Chapel,
I mean come on, your ass can't make a Golden Apple! 
I’m the best material, with large value on the market.
Check out my shiny golden car, and watch me park it.
Why would I suck my gold nuggets, when you already do?
I’ll call my friend Skydoesminecraft, to deal with you.
My rhymes are glorious, yours are plain insane.
You aren’t just getting dissed, you’re getting lyrically slain.
A giant golden golem would be the greatest guardian.
Whereas a diamond golem sounds like a big barbarian.
And don’t be so sharp man, you need to chill down.
Sounds like you could cut through the glass in this town.
I bet your heart is gold, though your outside is cold.
I seem so soft, but watch my powers unfold.
It’s like it’s supposed to be, so you better behold.
Diamond gets silver, gold gets gold. 

Gold vs Diamond. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

What a Skeleton really wants. Maybe we've got it all wrong?

Human Instead #mineworkser

Hey guys! Welcome to a new rap battle, this one is going to be out before Blaze vs Snow Golem, due to some technical difficulties. You can expect this battle on YouTube very soon! :D

Cast:
Sand - CeKeFe
Wood - WoodenHornets
Glass - HyperJacob96
Charcoal - MCGamingFtW (Ivo)

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT 
SAND
VS
WOOD
BEGIN!

Sand: 
Once I wood peck this wood plank, he’ll end up dead!
After he’s found himself lost in my desert land.
Then I drop from above on the wrinkly head
of a block that can’t rap ‘cause it’s covered in sand.
My raps are explosive, like the TNT,
that real survivors can craft outta me.
You’re getting torn apart and I’m glad to inform, 
You just got caught up in a verbal sandstorm.

Wood:
You’ve been in the game since zero, no use whatsoever. 
“Oh I really need some sand!”, said no player ever!
I’m where it all starts, I’m the player’s first item.
No other block spits bars as hard as I write em.
You frightened? Taking heavy hits from a tree?
You see, no survivor needs to craft TNT.
I don’t need a dispenser to fire-charge your ass.
Cuz’ I’ll burn you with disses, and smash you like glass

Glass:
Coming straight from the fire, Glass is here to bring the Pane
After I’m done with you, you’ll be left scattered and stained.
I shine bright like a Beacon; guide people like Jesus!
Think you can break me to pieces? Let me disprove your thesis:
You’re so easily replaced; you make the weakest of tools. 
You break in an instant; can’t mine minerals or jewels!
My rhymes leave you poisoned, now I’m leaping to the win!
You have no Fire Resistance to save yourself from burning!


Charcoal:
Time to light up the darkness that glass called upon us.
With a fine torch of charcoal, that scares all that’s monstrous. 
You’re full of cliché rhymes that I can see right through.
I don’t need any potions to deal with you.
I’m paintin’ war signs, stoking hot rhymes.
To sense that I win, I don’t need the daytime.
Watch out man, make sure to look out where you stand.
Now that I’ve broken this a molten porous pile of sand.

Sand vs Wood. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 3.

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US Rap Hip Hop 2025 – American Trap Beat Mix #2786

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Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

DIIIIICKS! - Jacksepticeye Song

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Here is the original battle
https://soundcloud.com/videogamerapbattles/slender-man-vs-baldis-basics

Slenderman vs. Baldi - VGRB Cover

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman