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Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft. Season 2.

----- BATTLE WILL BE OUT ON THE 11TH OF DECEMBER! -----
Two of the least graphical games ever battle eachother in this eye to eye combat, also some other older games come in, check this out!

Lyrics:

Roblox: Oh boy a block head wants to battle me, go ahead?
Man if you want to ride this ride pay the fee, you're no thread.
My game is full of geometry from circles to squares
All you got is rows of mountains, blocks and trees in ordered pairs
Seriously We are WAAAAYYYY better than you prick.
We got rockets, guitars, and a gravity coil, it's sick.
Just give up what do you got on us, it's just a waste of time.. 
How 'bout you put down your pickaxe, and stop wasting time in the mine!
Man i could eat alphabet soup and shit a better verse than you.
Every time you rap against me it only gets worse it's true.
Also I know on this video people will say you win, creeper
Because they don't know you're just bragging that your mountains are steeper.
I win no matter what you say
Look at you why are you calling me gay?
When you shoot me, you just spray and pray.
Go back to your stronghold, go away.
Seriously go lick some enderpearls, this rap is done, 
I’ll just kill you with something you dont have : A machine gun

Minecraft: You should  know one thing im better than you get over it
i dont care about your puny guns cause they can't do shit
On what? Well, they won't pass through my Bedrock wall bitch
Oh are you gonna sit in a corner, cry, cut yourself and snitch?
Well goodbye, I'll slice you up, with my sword, you piece of fuck
I wish you a lot of fun with your shit graphics, and good luck
I cant even think about anything, no nothing, that is worse
I call my girlfriend, here, the witch to give you a CURSE
I'm telling you, you're the guest, so stop it right now
In our game we survive, and stuff like getting food from a cow
I've never ever seen a roblox vid that's lag-free.
They made games about me like “Minecart ride into steve”
My items, my graphics, I'm better than you in every way
And 90% of the people that you play turn out gay
I'm going to tell all you five year olds, so you have a clue
I dont need circles and triangles to fuck you up noobs.

Castleminer: Wait.. what about me..?

Others: NO. SHUT UP!

Castleminer: 
OOOOOOH, I'm the OG, I'm like Tupac, I was first, running this track.
I'm the best, look at my water, I'm a winner, you're both fags.
I think it's a disgrace, that both your producers ripped us off..
Roblox, your disses suck, your rhymes are like a sloth.
You think you guys are good, but everything 'bout my game's better.
I think Notch went a little too far with the upgrade of the Nether..
And no, I won't shut up, you pieces of shit
without me you stupid pricks wouldn't even exist.



Infiniminer: 
Wow hold on, they didn't rip you off, hell no.
Notch took my game, not yours, so end of the show.
Yeah that's right, I'm on fire, hell I'm an Inferno.
Roblox, your community consists of a bunch of five year old nerdos
And fucking Minecraft, why add all these retarded animals..
A world with visibile pixels and grass is just too terrible.
We might have stopped developing, but we won't start giving a fuck.
Come on think about it, you're worse than FortressCraft, you suck..

Roblox vs Minecraft - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

Mario VS Sonic . Épicas Batallas De Rap Del Frikismo

A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

The creator of the popular Survival Games maps and the creator of the popular Super Hostile map series battle eachother in this brawl, with a little help! 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
VECHS VS VAREIDE
BEGIN

Vechz:
Today, my friends, we're here to diss this Vareide creep.
I'll kick his ass, he won't pass, I'll kick him into Endless Deep.
I'm SUPER HOSTILE, ready to give this queer some pain.
After I'm done with you, you will be left in a Sea of Flame!
I'll get rid of you, trap you, leave you in some Spellbound Caves.
Behave, be brave, don't worry, you'll end up in your grave!
You with your stupid animations, my traps will kill you with one hit
May the Odds be ever in your favour? I really don't give a shit.

Vareide:
Oh look, it's a map creator who's ready to feel the wrath of Vareide.
Dude, no kidding, it's a wonder that he hasn't gone away to hide!
Hills of Moo?  How stupid. Can't you think of anything better?
I'll write you in an animation, and your dreams will get shattered.
You with your tiny YouTube channel, with some fame on the forum.
But even on the forum, your fans, you ain't got nothing new for 'em.
You're trying to make money with youtube, but it looks like you can't.
And you could never beat the fame I got with the Survival Games, you ant.

Vechz:
Epic Minecraft Rap Battles? You're a fucking rip-off!

Vareide:
Super Hostile custom maps? You'd better fucking stop.

Vechz:
I've been active much longer, while you still did nothing but fap.

Vareide:
Well I got more famous much faster, so I suggest you don't talk crap.
I'm a famous youtuber, I've been covered on the Minecraft Monday Show.
My rap battle was a lot better than this whole channel yo.

Vechz:
Both my rapping and mapping own you bigtime you homo
But before you go, man, taste these raps from Zisteau!

Zisteau:
Hahaha, I'm here sent by my friend, watch me land, as I cover for Vechs, he's the best, he's my man.
This bitch will be cracked, with all his stupid hacks, I'll beat you faster than I beat MindCracks!
I played Vechs' maps first, I would kick your ass in Race for Wool.
I could kick your ass anyway, but race of wool is nice 'n painful.
I'll turn you into a Lynx – O wait that's too good for you.
Dude you just got Jinxed – for insulting Hills of Moo.
Ignorant basterd, taste my lava bucket HOOOOOOOOOO,
For you this last verse of mine marks the end of the show!


SlamaCow:
Not so fast it's time to Slam-a-Cow, by the name of Zisteau,
I'll take Vechz on too, when I cover for Vareide, my Norwegian Bro.
I'll animate both your asses into two fat bitches (Vareide: for real)
After I'm done with you assholes, you'll never be able to feel.
I'll take Bart, Dave and Eddy, to give you some pain.
They'll tear open your body till no blood goes through your vains.
Nothing but fear, will be found in your body at last.
Because animations made by Vareide and me will always be the best.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT

Vechs vs Vareide - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

Two mobs, whose resources you can craft wool from battle each other in this brawl!

Sheep: Woodenhornets
Spider: Justin Buckner

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
SHEEP
VS
SPIDER
BEGIN

Spider:
I'm a spider, crawling fast, bringing death to all sheep.
I'm a running stunning gentleman with eight crawly feet.
Keep your wool to yourself, or else I'll trap you in my web.
Stay in your farm, eat some grass, go on and bleat without class!
When you hear my feet on the floor, you should pee in your pants.
This battle is not just to diss you, but also to entertain my fans!
I will come out of the cave, while you come out of the closet.
You can craft wool out of me, you're only useless to be honest.

Sheep:
Wowowow calm down, stupid spider, creepy crawly!
You're dull, you're about as fearsome as a barking border collie!
You go full coward mode, when you jump from behind.
Hell you're so coward, you're more coward than a mob of any kind
Hold on a second, you can climb walls? That's unfair.
I just chill, and get sheared by players and see if I care.
You might be hostile but fragile, even more than a cow.
I'm gonna stop this verse to eat some grass, right about now.

Spider:
NOOOO!
Let me finish this mammal once and for all, when I crawl and crawl through your entrance hall.
Watch me climb on this wall, watch me get more tall, watch me fall and fall and kill you all!
Comitting these sins, won't attain you to win, whereever you've been, I'll make you spin.
Cavespider's my twin, with our mighty skin, you made us begin, cuz you would never win!
I'm a spider, yeah a spider, I'm taller, I'm wider, 
I'll overtake you with my rhymes like the fucking ghost rider.
Did you hear that fast rapping, that was just because I liked it.
Even when rapping slow I'd own this stupid shameful sheep shit!

Sheep:
As I said: calm down, don't lose it, arthropod.
The way you jump like spastic, says you lose it a lot.
What's with your sucking noises, I've never heard a real spider make them.
You make these noises pretty often, it's like your practising to suck men.
You appearently suck at rapping, this battle just made that clear.
At least I don't go fucking apeshit when players come anywhere near.
You better crawl away, because this battle's too much for you.
That's why in hostile vs peaceful, you were left out of the crew.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Sheep vs Spider. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Wrecking Mob A Minecraft Parody Of Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball

----- WILL BE RELEASED IN DECEMBER! ---------

Two mobs that look strangely alike, but are yet so different in their existence: Witch vs Villager!

Mat4yo as The Witch
MCGamingFtW as The Villager

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
WITCH
VS
THE VILLAGER
BEGIN

Villager:
Calm down, witch, I'll squeeze your wart
Shove your broom up your ass before you start.
Live in a peaceful town, you make them players drown
Get rid of the frown and shut your business down.
You could try to keep things safe, and stop.
Droppin' potions, and droppin' shit on top
Don't be killing the people like animals and all
You could be stacking players with emeralds.
Take a shot on Herobrine, he could fulfill all your needs
Get back to your stinky swamp and let us live in our peace.
Don't be so mean, and don't be a bitch, 
don't be so lean you're not even rich.
Even though we look peaceful, soft, and stiff, look out, you'll be found dead in a ditch.

Witch:
I'm the wicked witch with the sickest spit
which will wither your wittle white clothes to bits, bitch
Take a little dose of my cauldron's potion
Incinerate you, scatter you across the ocean
Leave you frozen, but I'm not a golem
I'm a show biz witch, so I'll show this nomad
That he's just a spawn of golden apple jacks and a splash from the ass (drip sound)
Lemme cast a spell on you, Drop you through my test tube
Take the tubes out of this douche so to make sure this faggot can't reproduce
I'll testificate this testicle sucker, waste of a dataspace straight out the .jar (dot jar)
now turn the volume down, As I place a curse on this villager's town

Zombie villager:
Don't you dare try to take me down, you're about to be eaten.
By this magnificent mob, who's 'bout to pillage your kitchen, 
and take all of your potions, cauldrons and mushrooms out of your window.
I'm the Zombie villager, I'll take your wand and make the wind blow.
If you had a wand, now do you witch?
You're a hocus pocus sack of shit.
You're identical to a villager, 
I'm the zombie villager village pillager.
I'll go back in time, to superstition. 
Where people still had a vision.
They'll burn you alive, stab you with a knife. 
Take a good dive, before I arrive!
I can't wait for you to spit your next verse through your rotten teeth.
Perhaps you could take a shower, perhaps you could wash your feet
You're not a woman, you're a transgender troll living in a house in the swamp.
I'm going to finish this crappy rap by killing you and eating you for lunch!
Witch:
Come out of the dark, remove your armor and fight
I'll exterminate you babies and I won't need sunlight
You broccoli headed - undead settlers
 better stop all the moaning just cause you can't get a girl into bed
I don't need a weapon to threaten you and your bretheren
I'll hocus pocus chocke a bitch until you're left beheaded
and then I'll bring you back to life, then I'll kill you again
Burn you to a skeleton and then I'll burn you again
You rotten flesh, don't forget that I can resist
anything you come at this - with - bitch - i'm the witch
Network ID 66 - but you already know
my proboscis is in motion - you're going to slow 
i'm pinocchio, my nose is growing you're not goin anywhere
i control you while i'm robed and growing old with gray hair
I'll send you to the underworld, I'm queen of the overworld
and you pussies just got verbally served by a girl

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Witch vs The Villager. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

hunger games minecraft

COMING OUT THIS WEEKEND, MARCH 16TH!

Woodenhornets as Pig
LazySundayPaper as Donkey
MCGamingFTW as Horse

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
PIG
VS
HORSE
BEGIN

Pig:
How can a horse best be eliminated.
Because he is stupidity himself reincarnated.
With ten HP, let me show you horsiee.
That we don't need Mo' Creatures in our game MC.
You're just a fill of space, helping players in a race.
You're passive I only go when there's a carrot in my face.
I'm a classic, you're spastic, like a toy, of plastic.
Go kick your hoofs in someone elses face, you hectic bastard.

Horse:
Oh God no, you have to tell me you're kidding.
Facing this slow, fat bastard is surely not fitting.
You're lagging, I'm smooth, and I'm certainly not bragging,
I'm the most elegant mob since the fucking enderdragon.
With eyes like that, you provoke so much hate.
I look more charming than you, and my teeth aren't straight.
The only thing you're good for is free food service.
At least when you could fly, you actually had a purpose.


Pig:
Holy shit, someone's on their period.
I mean look at you horse, you look like an idiot.
You're a whore to the arse, with zero taste of class.
You get so turned on when they start ridin' yo' ass.
This pig is penetrating this humble horse's defenses.
You're nothing but an animal, you're so pretentious.
I'll take you to the nether, make you meet my friends the pigmen.
When they're done with their swords, you will certainly not dig them.
You're getting powned, you're getting served like fresh horse-meat.
You're getting stamped on by some hoofs instead of horse-feet. 
Your whole race of poshes should be burned to the ground.
I'm like Joe Esposito, 'cuz I'm the best around!
I'm going ham on this horse, with all of my force.
Even though I'm not the slimmest I am sexy of course.
I might not be the fastest, I might not be the strongest.
The one who kicks a horse's ass  will still laugh the longest.

Horse:
Turn you to liquid, dip-shit, nose like Voldemort.
You're getting' hit pig, live with it, feel the wrath of horse.
Divide fat-ass by five, and you'll get a fifth of a pig.
You'll get a sixth of a horse, when you do smooth times six.
I'm making porkchops tonight, I'm turnin' your face into bacon.
I'm the illest MC, you're the pink brother of Akon.
You're getting too monotonous, so let's get a little funky!
It's time you get a lesson, by my brother, the donkey!

Donkey:
WHAT UP SON
IM THE HOTTEST DONKEY
Better carry your own shit and keep on runnin
Illest Mammal team up since the craft added mods in
Call me a creeper Ill blow yur verse up and turn it too nothing
Gonna meet ya fate were the hottest update call us the trouble
and when the morning comes IM MAKING WAFFLES
The track over its the end of time
Now ill make you shreak your pants when I herobrin yo jackass

Pig vs Horse. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

The Hunger Games (MineCraft)

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Dick Figures - Bath Rhymes

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Skrillex & The Doors - Breakn a Sweat

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Slenderman

I'm a Noob by CaptainLazerGuns - Minecraft Parody of Fun's Some Nights

We're Miners and We Know It - A Minecraft Parody of LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It - MinecraftFinest

Hello everyone, this is the second rap battle of Season 2, I'm sorry it took so long! Here's a preview before the video comes out!
Creeper: Mumoxx http://www.youtube.com/mcgamingftw/
Pig: sunkistluva http://www.youtube.com/woodenhornets/
Skeleton: Justin Buckner http://www.youtube.com/erbparodies/
Zombie: ChaoticRapBattles http://www.youtube.com/thechaoticrapbattles
Chicken: Supercoolguyjoe http://www.youtube.com/supercoolguyjoe/
Sheep: Harrypotter2875 http://www.youtube.com/harrypotter2875/
Enderdragon, enderman, bat, cow: ivohora http://www.youtube.com/mcgamingftw/ | http://www.youtube.com/ivohora/

Lyrics: 
Creeper: I'm here starting the battle with an explosion of epicness,
Sissing and pissing over these pussies, what a mess!
Skeleton: Stupid little faggots, I'll shoot you all, you'll get stumped.
Because guess what, peaceful mobs, I boned all your moms!
Zombie: RAWWRRR, I'm about to smash your skull and eat your brains out,
I can say it tastes like victory, and a hint of sour trout!
Enderman: When we pown you peaceful pussies, which is practically pre-decided.
You would be busy with gluing your body parts back and in the end you'll be dying!

Chicken: what have we done to you, to get this badly threatened?
Well I know what to quack about to get your big asses flattened! 
Cow: You guys are all just bragging, nothing to be scared about.
To make you macho's eat my meat, we don't have to scream and shout.
Sheep: Well this is great, stomping mobs is fantââââstic.
From now on we'll be the hostile mobs, this change is drââââstic.
Pig: We will pork you all to death, and make you pay, regardless.
We will wait until the sun shines and we will see who laughs the hardest.

Zombie: Okay I'm done, let's end it now! Skeleton: Yes we will!
Creeper: I will explode behind your backs when you're there standing still.
Enderman: Look at you little pricks. Zombie: you're a bunch of farm animals.
Creeper: we will hurry over the mountains. Enderman: and kill you. Sk eleton: Just like Hannibal!
Skeleton: With many bones Zombie: and rotten meat. Skeleton: we will be killing you in bunches.
Enderman: What would eating a chicken be like Zombie: Well he probably crunches!
Skeleton: Fucking up freaky little animals is what's my definition of fun.
Enderman: Peaceful? More like pee-hole. Suck it. Zombie: haha you made a pun!

Chicken: Stupid little niggas is Chicken gonna have to cut a bitch? 
I'll stab you all with a broken bottle so you better not snitch.
Cow: You left the spider at home? Bat: That's because they're scared that he'd bite!
Sheep: You're a bunch of fâââgots! Stupid pricks. Bat: you're going to die.
Chicken: Well, not as dead as you already were, I suppose. Cow: We mean liquidated!
Pig: They couldn't even rap one good phrase. Cow: Not even if they concentrated.
Chicken: We'll be throwing lots of eggs. Cow: milk buckets. Pig: pork! Sheep: and wool!
Sheep: Dang you're so ugly that people put their game on peaceful.

Enderdragon: It's not over little maggots, I'm here to squash all of your intestines.
I tear all of you apart, except the squid, cuz he's not reckless.
What was this fight about? That's right, nothing little fuckers.
You are nothing but a bunch of filthy animal-like cock suckers.
Take my egg, haha, just kidding, you'll have to get me first.
But Steve can't, so you can't either, because you guys are even worse.
Mixing the sound of applause, with a dose of adrenaline, is what I am.
Fucking you little bitches up is the best thing that I can.

Hostile Mobs vs Peaceful Mobs - Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Due to some technical difficulties, the hostile mobs vs peaceful mobs is delayed, so here you are: Wither Skeleton vs Skeleton!
Skeleton: Ivo Hora http://www.youtube.com/mcgamingftw
Wither Skeleton: RapsThroughTime http://www.youtube.com/rapsthroughtime
Beat by PhatRecordsProductions: http://www.youtube.com/phatrecordsmusic
Wither: 
I see you have no eyes, but my raps will make you blinder.
You say you're not gay, then why're you always ridin' the spider?
I'm as tough as the enderdragon, I'll rip you apart.
I mean who doesn't like the sour taste of the dark arts.
Keep shooting your arrows, I'll be hanging back.
You think you're a good rapper, well you're forgetting I'm black!
Come at me brother, I set up loads of trip wire.
You've been in this game too long, I think it's time to retire.

Skeleton: 
What mode're you playing on, cuz it's just getting harder.
I'll take you to my dimension, and drown you in some water.
I've been training in this game for years, just for this fight.
If you stand there, stay still, don't move! Then you'll be just fine. 
I don't need to walk up close to deal some real damage.
Have you been in the sun for too long bro, you smell like a cabbage.
We're both bad guys here, so why don't we make up?
Haha just kidding, I'll crack your black skull up.

Wither:
Take your best shot, people say that we're twins.
Well I agree, cuz there's always one twin that wins.
You die by the sunlight, well, Skelly, that's just bland.
You keep shooting your arrows, while I fight with bare hands.


Skeleton:
I'll be rappin' so fast, you won't see the light.
You have no idea, of my power my might.
I'll shoot you so hard, you'll be shakin' in fright.
You shouldn't be rappin, get outta my sight.
I've been created by notch, I'm a real OG.
You were made by Jeb, so come at me.
Locked you out of the nether, then swallowed the key.
Not even your ghast friends will set you free.
I mine like a pickaxe, you farm like a hoe
For me to take you down, I only need one arrow
Think about it man, just feel the flow.
I'll just take you down, I'll deal the final blow.
You're nether gonna win, you're a faggot.
I say might, and courage, cuz you lack it.
I'll be like Ralph, and I'll wreck it.
I'll post a picture of you on the loser sub-reddit.

Wither:
Better go under the shade, it's gettin' light, you fuckin' bitch.
You're running around recklessly, it's like you have a damn twitch.
You're not a jockey, you're not a bad guy, nor are you a hero.
I know you think you're strong, I'll make your XP level zero.

Skeleton vs Wither Skeleton - Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

This is a fanmade Epic Rap Battle of History, inspired by the awesome work of Nicepeter (http://www.youtube.com/user/nicepeter) and EpicLloyd (http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicLLOYD).

Original Rap Battles available here :
http://www.youtube.com/user/ERB 
Go check them out, they're making an amazing job. 

Even though we're not professionals, this video wouldn't be there without the work and talent of various people.

CAST

Guy Fawkes : Robin

The Joker : ZefSide 

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Rap Battle written by Robin and ZefSide.

Beats produced by Allrounda (Nicholas Scholtes) :
http://www.allroundabeats.com/

Audio Mixed by Robin.

Editing and compositing by the IBREC Production :
http://ibrec-production.com/
He's doing such an epic job that you can also check his youtube channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/ibrecproduction

Background Design by Florian Salomez :
http://www.florian-salomez.com/

Makeup and Hair by Tracy Vincent :
https://www.facebook.com/TracyVincentMaquilleuse

Costumes kindly provided by ZefSide's closet.


Thank you all for watching and listening, we hope you enjoyed it !