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----- BATTLE WILL BE OUT ON THE 11TH OF DECEMBER! -----
Two of the least graphical games ever battle eachother in this eye to eye combat, also some other older games come in, check this out!

Lyrics:

Roblox: Oh boy a block head wants to battle me, go ahead?
Man if you want to ride this ride pay the fee, you're no thread.
My game is full of geometry from circles to squares
All you got is rows of mountains, blocks and trees in ordered pairs
Seriously We are WAAAAYYYY better than you prick.
We got rockets, guitars, and a gravity coil, it's sick.
Just give up what do you got on us, it's just a waste of time.. 
How 'bout you put down your pickaxe, and stop wasting time in the mine!
Man i could eat alphabet soup and shit a better verse than you.
Every time you rap against me it only gets worse it's true.
Also I know on this video people will say you win, creeper
Because they don't know you're just bragging that your mountains are steeper.
I win no matter what you say
Look at you why are you calling me gay?
When you shoot me, you just spray and pray.
Go back to your stronghold, go away.
Seriously go lick some enderpearls, this rap is done, 
I’ll just kill you with something you dont have : A machine gun

Minecraft: You should  know one thing im better than you get over it
i dont care about your puny guns cause they can't do shit
On what? Well, they won't pass through my Bedrock wall bitch
Oh are you gonna sit in a corner, cry, cut yourself and snitch?
Well goodbye, I'll slice you up, with my sword, you piece of fuck
I wish you a lot of fun with your shit graphics, and good luck
I cant even think about anything, no nothing, that is worse
I call my girlfriend, here, the witch to give you a CURSE
I'm telling you, you're the guest, so stop it right now
In our game we survive, and stuff like getting food from a cow
I've never ever seen a roblox vid that's lag-free.
They made games about me like “Minecart ride into steve”
My items, my graphics, I'm better than you in every way
And 90% of the people that you play turn out gay
I'm going to tell all you five year olds, so you have a clue
I dont need circles and triangles to fuck you up noobs.

Castleminer: Wait.. what about me..?

Others: NO. SHUT UP!

Castleminer: 
OOOOOOH, I'm the OG, I'm like Tupac, I was first, running this track.
I'm the best, look at my water, I'm a winner, you're both fags.
I think it's a disgrace, that both your producers ripped us off..
Roblox, your disses suck, your rhymes are like a sloth.
You think you guys are good, but everything 'bout my game's better.
I think Notch went a little too far with the upgrade of the Nether..
And no, I won't shut up, you pieces of shit
without me you stupid pricks wouldn't even exist.



Infiniminer: 
Wow hold on, they didn't rip you off, hell no.
Notch took my game, not yours, so end of the show.
Yeah that's right, I'm on fire, hell I'm an Inferno.
Roblox, your community consists of a bunch of five year old nerdos
And fucking Minecraft, why add all these retarded animals..
A world with visibile pixels and grass is just too terrible.
We might have stopped developing, but we won't start giving a fuck.
Come on think about it, you're worse than FortressCraft, you suck..

Roblox vs Minecraft - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

Redstone Active -Minecraft Parody of Radio Active

Minecraft - Parody - Redstone Active

The creator of the popular Survival Games maps and the creator of the popular Super Hostile map series battle eachother in this brawl, with a little help! 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
VECHS VS VAREIDE
BEGIN

Vechz:
Today, my friends, we're here to diss this Vareide creep.
I'll kick his ass, he won't pass, I'll kick him into Endless Deep.
I'm SUPER HOSTILE, ready to give this queer some pain.
After I'm done with you, you will be left in a Sea of Flame!
I'll get rid of you, trap you, leave you in some Spellbound Caves.
Behave, be brave, don't worry, you'll end up in your grave!
You with your stupid animations, my traps will kill you with one hit
May the Odds be ever in your favour? I really don't give a shit.

Vareide:
Oh look, it's a map creator who's ready to feel the wrath of Vareide.
Dude, no kidding, it's a wonder that he hasn't gone away to hide!
Hills of Moo?  How stupid. Can't you think of anything better?
I'll write you in an animation, and your dreams will get shattered.
You with your tiny YouTube channel, with some fame on the forum.
But even on the forum, your fans, you ain't got nothing new for 'em.
You're trying to make money with youtube, but it looks like you can't.
And you could never beat the fame I got with the Survival Games, you ant.

Vechz:
Epic Minecraft Rap Battles? You're a fucking rip-off!

Vareide:
Super Hostile custom maps? You'd better fucking stop.

Vechz:
I've been active much longer, while you still did nothing but fap.

Vareide:
Well I got more famous much faster, so I suggest you don't talk crap.
I'm a famous youtuber, I've been covered on the Minecraft Monday Show.
My rap battle was a lot better than this whole channel yo.

Vechz:
Both my rapping and mapping own you bigtime you homo
But before you go, man, taste these raps from Zisteau!

Zisteau:
Hahaha, I'm here sent by my friend, watch me land, as I cover for Vechs, he's the best, he's my man.
This bitch will be cracked, with all his stupid hacks, I'll beat you faster than I beat MindCracks!
I played Vechs' maps first, I would kick your ass in Race for Wool.
I could kick your ass anyway, but race of wool is nice 'n painful.
I'll turn you into a Lynx – O wait that's too good for you.
Dude you just got Jinxed – for insulting Hills of Moo.
Ignorant basterd, taste my lava bucket HOOOOOOOOOO,
For you this last verse of mine marks the end of the show!


SlamaCow:
Not so fast it's time to Slam-a-Cow, by the name of Zisteau,
I'll take Vechz on too, when I cover for Vareide, my Norwegian Bro.
I'll animate both your asses into two fat bitches (Vareide: for real)
After I'm done with you assholes, you'll never be able to feel.
I'll take Bart, Dave and Eddy, to give you some pain.
They'll tear open your body till no blood goes through your vains.
Nothing but fear, will be found in your body at last.
Because animations made by Vareide and me will always be the best.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT

Vechs vs Vareide - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

This is NOT my own song! This is a parody by bajancanadian! links to the song, their channel and my channel below!
The Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ca12JSMN9E
DaBajanCanadian:  http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBajanCanadian?feature=watch
My Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8XaHHu70cgp_TBXOKgWMw

"Hunger Games Song" - A Minecraft Parody of Decisions by Borgore

Since I cant upload the orginal, heres the parody :)

Were Miners And We Know It

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

Vanoss Gaming Animated - Prisoners! (From Gmod Deathrun)

Thanos (0:38):
I come raging from Titan to dismiss this tyrant
for nothing exists that can flow raps as I can
I’ll erase Apokolips, let’s keep this battle intimate
When I put on this Gauntlet, your losses will be infinite!
I’m a Supergiant! The hand pulling the strings!
Ultron, Apocalypse, and Kang do my bidding!
Power! Mind! Space! Reality! Soul! Time!
You like equations, what comes of these six in rhyme?
A being grayed, of a bygone age following Doomsday
Left upstaged by a true great, the gauntlet around fate!
You can give it all you've got, my defeat’ll be anything but easy
So say goodbye to the other 20% of your species

Darkseid (1:17):
Drop the Gauntlet, you haven’t got this
If you think you can screw with the ruler of Apokolips!
How about I call up Squirrel Girl and then watch you squirm?
Remember our crossover? Oh, how the tables have turned!
You’ve come to the Dark Side, but like the other clones
you’ve come stacked with Gems but you haven’t got the stones!
You'll regret this little tantrum ‘gainst this omega beings omega beams!
Got that God ego complex, but you're as frail as an egg it seems
I’ll eliminate your free will, continue on unscathed
Until all other life knows the story of how the Mad Titan was maimed!
Even with death in his name, still no Death in his lap
You want the Universe to die? Well, just let them hear you rap!

Onslaught (2:05):
With my lyrics on point, it’s time to slaughter the mic
When it comes to rap, your bark’s as weak as your bite
Made from two Omega minds, there’s no easy way to rid of me
You're no epitomes of villains, you guys are killin' me
Destruction at my fingertips, leave my foes oblivious
The sex slave and masochist think that they can spit a diss?
Absorb the X-Men without a try, I’m the master strategist
Dead men won’t Tattletales, trust the mind of an analyst
Psionic Blasts, Astral projection, force fields, mental detection
Dimensional sense with mind possession, a Marvel marvel that’s worth the mention
Step right down, cause when you're around this psychic entity
I'll show you really quickly who can be your worst enemy!

Unicron (2:53):
Dormant for millennia, but now I’ve been deployed
To help these selfish primals become one with the void
Coming at you with full force like an attack on Cybertron
You’ve got brawns to take on the Unicron phenomenon
Thanos, go find another worthless being to swoon
As I kick Darkseid’s dark side to the Dark Side of the Moon
I’ve taken my true from, transform this battle to a roast
When I burn the shit out of Onslaught the friendly ghost
A stronger entity than any, my existence is timeless
I hate you all more than my brother, Primus
Now watch as I excel with a Terminating demeanor
You’ll remember when you faced off against the Planet Eater!

Galactus during buildup: ...Planet Eater?

Galactus (3:47):
A name worthy for only I, Galactus, a true dazzler
Surfing right past Silver, I’m a Gold Tier Rapper
Always being told that the sky was the limit
But look at me, mounting on top of the space race, you dimwits!
Show this Robo-Cookie Monster how to really devour
Magenta over Magneto, who the hell needs super powers?
I lived through the Big Bang, and now a diss I’m delivering
To these foes as I grow, leave every living thing withering
You all rap worse than Thanos’s weakness to seduction
And now you’re standing face-to-face with your own destruction
So you can hit me with your best, but again I’ll ascend
for I’m the true being capable to bring the end
Ultimately Nullify you all in just an instant
With my god-like stamina, I can spit with persistence
Kill another Fallen One with lyrics faceted as emeralds
Bah, disregard these opponents. Galactus hungers, herald.

@stofferex as Thanos
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Darkseid
Seth as Onslaught
@erbparodies as Unicron
@hyperjacob96 as Galactus

Lyrics written by: Seth, Stofferex, and Iamthelegion

Thanos VS Darkseid - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 2

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

___________________________________________________________
CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
____________________________________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
_______________________________________________________
Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

EDM Tribute to the one and only Jacksepticeye.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMHFHy5eceA&feature=youtu.be

Jacksepticeye: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye Laugh Song - Wanna-B

Ronald McDonald vs Burger King Remix

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman

URBoF

BoJack Horseman vs Duckman - URBoF #12

I present to the court an Ace Attorney Rap!

LYRICS:

[HOOK]
This court is now in session
We gave this case as much inspection
My defendant needs protection
So I am making an objection
I’m finding the connections
Until there are no further questions
Your testimony needs correction
So I am making an objection

[Verse 1]
I only believe in the truth
Find contradictions and show them the proof
As an attorney, it’s my job to do
What I can to fight for your innocence through
Gathering evidence, questioning witnesses
Want an attorney? I’m best in the business
Defending with quick wits and swiftness
A person is guilty until proven innocent
Rookie defense attorney of the law
Showing the people what witnesses saw
Until the conclusion is drawn
That the defendant is really not guilty at all
Beginning my cross examination 
Because it is my occupation
To prove on these false accusations
And give the judge solid confirmation
Of the real criminals in all these cases
And where they were the time these crimes took place and
Show what I can to back up my statements
Slam that gavel, let’s start the debate and
Come to the stand and testify
What happened during those fateful times
I’ll object if I find a single lie
Friends call me Nick, you can call me Wright
I’m not the kind the guy that likes to point fingers
In this line of work, you need to be a hard thinker
I’m here to justify to those who claim to be in the wrong
And uncover the real mastermind behind it all

[HOOK]

[Verse 2]
Mia found dead, she was my mentor
Hit in the head with a clock of the Thinker
They arrested her sister
But why would she kill her when she was just coming to visit her?
She had no motive to do something bad
Mia was all the family she had
I’m gonna get to the bottom of this
And prove to the court that Maya is innocent
Redd White was known for blackmail
Mia was hot on his trail
And when he found out she had the list of names
He went to her office, killed her off and bailed
And then he framed it on Maya, wrote her name down in her blood
And after calling him out on it, he pins it on me for her death like what?
Trial begins, little bit nervous
Cause this is the first time I’m on my own in this
But I’m determined to win this
Or my career as a lawyer is finished
But the prosecutor is Edgeworth and he’s never lost a single debate
I never thought he’d grow into this cause we’ve been friends since 3rd grade
He’s changed due to an incident referred to as DL-6
His father was killed in front of him and it’s haunted him ever since
But I know deep down inside, he is still the man I knew
And with God as my witness, I will make him see it too

[HOOK]

[Verse 3]
I wanted to be an attorney when I was little
Before I was cracking the cases on the real culprits behind the pistol
I was accused of stealing lunch money but I said “I’d never do that”
And before I was declared guilty, Edgeworth came and had my back
That day has never left my mind, I remember it so clearly
Why would people jump to conclusions without anything to prove their theory?
I chose defense to give the benefit of the doubt
I’d like to hear all sides of the story instead of quickly calling people out
So I took an oath to find the truth and nothing but the truth
Uncovering clues better than any other sleuth
My objections won’t be overruled, I’ll say what I have to
In order to win the verdict, I’ll get my points across and through
Now keep an open mind, here’s what I suggest
Before you pull out the handcuffs to make a quick arrest
Give them a chance to speak, put their words to the test
No further questions your honor, the defense rests

[HOOK]

"Objection" - An Ace Attorney Rap by B-Lo

A Mega Drive/Genesis recreation of Sonic's Chemical Plant beatbox, original by Verbalase.


He's about to take your throne.

Sonic Vs Black Panther - Sonic's Beatbox - Mega Drive Remake

The Miner ( The Fighter ) a Minecraft parody , so cool song !! Enjoy!

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