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[BRASIL]

Coming in hot from a door of light, the sensation of Faraway and Brazil alike, BRASIL pushes into Hunter Exam! This photographer & gardener turned professional Brazilian jokester is ready for the rematch, and his sources of RPGMaker and Brazilian ancestry certainly enforce that. Don't get lost by this hotshot's side, and maybe he'll prove that any phobia can be overcome with just the right kind of Brazilian comedy and true hope!

- Songs from RPGMaker Games, and songs by OMORI Composers [THIS INCLUDES THE JUKEBOX MUSICIANS, BUT NO TOBY FOX]
(OMORI, Yume Nikki, Lisa the Painful, Oneshot)
(bo en, Slime Girls, Clover & Sealife, TOFIE, Voia, flashygoodness)

- The MPB genre, and Brazilian Shitposting / Memes
(Tim Maia, Chico Buarque, Gilberto Gil, Roberto Carlos)
(Rap Do Ovo, Tá Tranquilo Tá Favoravel, Tava No Fluxo, Deixa Os Garoto Brincar)

- Songs related to Flowers and Gardening/Gardens
(Flower Garden, Where This Flower Blooms, Red Like Roses, Mutazione)

- Songs related to Photos and Photography
(Photograph - Nickleback, I Turn My Camera On, Pokemon Snap!, Fatal Frame)
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Original Sources:
- I Think My Dad Shops Here - OMORI (OMORI)
- Create A Fighter - Photo Dojo (Photography)
- Não Quero Dinheiro - Tim Maia (MPB)

This Shop Only Accepts Love Currency.

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: MudaeBot
Noted By: Julie [Carmel]

I assume it's time, then. For starters, hi, I'm Julie, mostly known as Carmel around the [REDACTED] community. Scurvy isn't here for this one, given he almost jumped into the white noise from seeing this subject, complaining about 'months of grinding' or something. Weirdo.

So, the subject in question. Mudaebot takes the form of an anime highschool girl, but is actually a bot included in a social media site known as ''Discord''. Pretty crazy, huh? As a bot, she can't emote unless told or programmed to. So this would technically be pretty easy to do, right?

It quickly proved to be more challenging than expected, as the subject was told she was going to [REDACTED], she started to get overly... nervous? As stated beforehand, she can't emote unless programmed to, so did some sick bastard implant something in her that made her feel this way towards [REDACTED]? It's certainly a possibility that could be explored later.

When it was time, she was engulfed by the white noise, seemingly mildly struggling. The copy that came out seemed aloof, and unaware of me, or the white noise itself. It simply up and left, leaving behind a trail of scrap metal.

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Sources
- Songs from Slice Of Life Anime
- Songs from Gacha Games
- Songs related to Social Media, or from Games on Social Media Platforms
- Songs related to Robots

Originals:
- Nagato No Kokuhaku - The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Zen Garden - Plants VS. Zombies (Games on Social Media Platforms)
- I Want You Everyday - Cookie Run: Ovenbreak (Gacha Games)
- Splash Free! - Free! (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Incoming Call - Discord (Social Media)

$help  [experiment: mudaebot]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Dracula
Noted By: Jonathan

Hey Drac, what’s up dude. I really didn’t wanna do this man, but you wouldn’t let me bang Mavis, so it’s your fault. Like actually though we had a kid already, why the hell are you disallowing me from banging her, what is wrong with you?

Anyways, this subject was incredibly resilient, which comes as no surprise considering who he is. He refused to enter the white noise, and it was extremely difficult to force him, as I am nothing more than a meager scrawny white boy. Eventually I told him if he walked into it, people would stop saying “bleh bleh bleh” when meeting him. Not sure how that one worked out.

Once entering the chamber, it was a slow and painful process. Drac really isn’t the brightest, so the white noise was in no rush to finish him off. Eventually, after many slow painful hours, the white noise subsides. Drac was left as a fidgeting mess that could only say bleh bleh bleh and talking about banging his daughter. So really, not all that much has changed. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs from Sony Pictures Animated Movies, and Adam Sandler Media
- Songs related to Hotels
- Songs related to Vampires/Bats
- Non-VGM Songs about the Undead

Original:
- Simon Belmont's Theme - Super Castlevania IV (Vampires)
- Back In Black - AC/DC (Sony Pictures [The Smurfs])
- The Zing Song - Hotel Transylvania (All Sources)
- Divine Bloodlines - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Vampires)
- Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie (Non-VGM Undead)
- What The Hell Happened To Me - Adam Sandler (Adam Sandler)
- Hotel - Undertale (Hotels)
- Hotel California - Eagles (Hotels)

No More Banging Your Daughter  [experiment: dracula]

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TAKUMI: W- What?! They pulled out the roof of my car! Just keep driving, I have to get away!
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Track: @carmelfunny
Art: @beat5kids, Alluma
Characters Represented: Giant Enemy Duo, Takumi Fujiwara

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Sources:
Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Takumi - Racing)
Initial D - Hero Samurai (Both - Feudal Japan / Initial D)
Total Drama - Harold Beatboxing (GED - Beatboxing)
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall (Takumi - Racing)
Attack On Titan - Guren No Yumiya (GED - Giant Enemies)
fast jerma vs purple alien - Purple Alien Theme (GED - Jerma)
DJ Command - Spider's Blood (Both - Spiders, Feudal Japan / Eurobeat)
Joe Woody - bigmac drive thru rap (GED - Beatboxing)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (GED - Crustaceans)
Initial D - Running In The 90's (Takumi - Initial D)
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster (GED - Crustaceans)
quagsirus - Sussy Eurobeat (Both - Jerma / Eurobeat)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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[LR4 M4] Phase 2 ~ The Euro[BEAT]Box Experience

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This artpiece was made by: cinnamonspiders 𓆏#2633
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[DETECTIVE GUMI & PHANTOM THIEF MIKU]

And then, there were two. Phantom Thief Spumoni has arrived in Hunter Exam! And it seems she's not alone. After an incident involving stealing the greatest treasure of all, Detective Gumi Megpoid has partnered up with Spumoni, grudgingly to say the least. Will they prove to everyone that, even with their opposing ideologies, they can work together towards the single goal of winning the tournament? Only time, shall tell. These two Vocaloids have a lot in store with their varied set of sources, so don't underestimate their wits!
[By the way, don't tell anyone, but many rumors point to Spumoni actually being famous vocaloid Hatsune Miku... Could that be true?]

- Songs by Manbo-P, or performed by the vocaloids Gumi & Hatsune Miku
(Steal The Antique Chicken, And Then There Were None, Proof Gemetric Constructions Can Solve All Love Affairs, A Classy Tactful Fire Extinguisher)
(ECHO, World Is Mine, Copycat, Rolling Girl)

- Songs from media in the Detective/Mystery Fiction Genre
(Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Scooby Doo)

- Songs associated with Stealing / Thieves
(Persona 5, Lupin the Third Franchise, Henry Stickmin Series, Rhythm Thief)

- Songs about Chicken
(Club Chicken, Bomb Chicken, Chicken Little, Chicken Invaders)
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Original Sources:
- Propaganda - Crusher-P (Miku)
- Monster - Kira (Gumi)
- Justitia - Law School (Kdrama Version) (Mystery Fiction)
- Scrum Debate/Discussion - Danganronpa V3  (Mystery Fiction)
- BL1ND JUST1C3: 1NV3ST1G4T1ON - Alterniabound 04 (Mystery Fiction)
- Target on - Moriarty the Patriot (Mystery Fiction / Thieves)
- Menacing Plan - Talentless Nana (Mystery Fiction)
- Amelia Watson SFX (Mystery Fiction)

Extrajudicial Measures

Mashup: @stupid-babey-bitch and Sawtooth

Big Bill Hell

-Viral commercials, real or fake (Fuck You Baltimore!, Jones' BBQ and Foot Massage, Terry Crews' Old Spice Commercials)

-Original songs made for commercials (Education Connection, Protegent, Kars4Kids)

-Songs that feature excessive swearing (Bitch Lasagna, Fuck You by Cee Lo Green, STFU)

-Songs related to cars (Gas Gas Gas, Jessica (Top Gear Theme), Life is a Highway)

-Classic viral videos (pre-2008) (Dramatic Look, Chocolate Rain, Numa Numa)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

TV SHOW - James Shimoji (Cars, REDLINE)
Emo Boy - Ayesha Erotica (Excessive Swearing)
Cheesesteak Shuffle - Geico [idfk who actually made the song] (Commercial Originals)

EMO RIDER

113 votes! For our first match, I'm honestly impressed at the turnout, I didn't expect anywhere over 100. However, this match's winner never faltered. From the beginning, they held their lead. However, that doesn't mean the loser's voters should lose hope! Another chance waits in Losers Round 1.

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BIG BILL HELL WINS!

BBH: I FUCKING HATE UNDERTALE!

BIG BILL HELL - 67.3% (76 Votes)
CLOVER - 32.7% (37 Votes)

RESULTS - WR1M1

Track: Anonymous
Character Art:  twitter.com/TVGhost__, twitter.com/DrawinDev, twitter.com/cristicremme
Character Represented: The Add-Ons, Ruby Rose

The Add-Ons' Sources:
- Songs from/related to the Devil May Cry series and other games Dante has appeared in
(Devil Trigger, Show Your Style, Bury the Light)
(Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, Viewtiful Joe, Seven Knights)
- Songs from the Donkey Kong series and other games Funky appears in
(Funky Waters, Bonus Theme, Jungle Japes)
(DKC Cartoon, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Super Sluggers)
- Songs from 2D Sonic games, and any other Sonic song that relates to Knuckles
(Studiopolis Act 1, Back 2 Back, Unknown from M.E.)
- Songs from games with long titles (8+ Words Minimum)
(Summer Colored High School, Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age)

Ruby Rose's Sources:
- Songs from RoosterTeeth properties and other independent web animation (Non-original Death Battle songs do not count)
(Red vs. Blue, Camp Camp, asdfmovie)
- Songs from games developed by Arc System Works
(Guilty Gear, Double Dragon, Granblue Fantasy Versus)
- Songs related to roses
(Kiss from A Rose, La Vie en Rose)

Sources Used:
Sonic Mania - Dr. Eggman Boss 1 (Ruby Delusions) (Add-Ons - & Knuckles)
Camp Camp - Better Than You (Ruby - RoosterTeeth)
Your Favorite Martian - Mr. Douchebag (Ruby - Independent Web Animation)
Jack Stauber - Dead Weight (Add-Ons - Offsource, "THAT BASTARD CALLED ME DEAD WEIGHT")
TomSka ft. Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Ruby - Independent Web Animation)
Friday Night Funkin' - Roses (Ruby - Roses)
DKC Cartoon - Metal Head (Add-Ons - New Funky Mode)
DKC Cartoon - Treasure Rap (C'mon DK) (Add-Ons - New Funky Mode)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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RWBY Douche-lusions

Track donated by: @max_emerald
Art donated by: twitter.com/DoodlefoxB
Character [11] - JAMBASTION

Bonjam! Hailing from a Fortress of Shadows, the priest and priestesses of JAMBASTION are here to heat up the competition, shock them with their skills, and cool off before the sun goes down. After a great battle against the revived Void Termina that shook the edges of the universe itself, it would seem that all four have changed their ways, Hyness in particular returning to his wise ways from before he fell to the darkness. Together with music lent from their friend Kirby, songs related to their elements of choice, as well as their gospel, they plan to soar across the stars, win the tournament, and make even more friends through the power of the Jamba Heart! Now...Jambuhbye!

❤Music from the Kirby series.
(Song of Supplication, Ordeal of the Masked King, Green Greens, City Trial)
❤Music related to cults and religion, including stereotypical religious beings.
(Impaled Nazarene, Hallelujah, Stairway to Heaven, music by the Blue Oyster Cult)
❤Songs related to fire, ice, and electricity.
(Music by AC/DC, Ice, Ice, Baby, Fireball)
❤Music related to friendship and hearts.
(Achy Breaky Heart, You've Got a Friend In Me, My Heart Will Go On, I'll Be There For You)

Sources:
La Follia D’Amore - Kirby Star Allies [Yeah]
Animated Japanese TV Spot - Kirby Star Allies [Kirby]
Green Greens - Kirby’s Adventure [Kirby]
The Thief (Cathedral) - The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth [Religion]
Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes [Hearts]
Thank You for Being a Friend (2020 Remaster) - Andrew Gold [Friends]
Victory - Kirby Star Allies [Kirby]
Hyness, Flamberge, Francisca, Zan Partizanne SFX [Kirby]

[VICTORY!] JAMBASTION

An unshakable mantra that some things aren’t meant for you — and the only choice is to accept it.

Accept That

SECOND ACCOUNT: @mean-bean-act-2

Mean Bean Bracket is a 16 contestant tournament run by @gloomi-809911538. These contestants will attempt to get the GameCube 2! A new revolutionary console designed by our hosts, Dr. Eggman and Satan. As well as the Phantom Ruby, but that's not important! 

#01 - Maka Albarn
#02 - The Midnight Crew
#03 - NewGunners
#04 - Vibri
#05 - Big Bill Hell
#06 - Met
#07 - Stan Smith
#08 - Clover
#09 - Boosters
#10 - The Prince
#11 - Jill Stingray
#12 - Safety Not Guaranteed
#13 - Porygon
#14 - Nux-Taku
#15 - Straight Outta Scranton
#16 - Chiaki and Monomi

EMO RIDER

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