Sit down and kick back, here’s a list of what’s under attack
Grab wine or champagne, and celebrate your creed by sayin’
“I heard it from an expert, I touched it on my tablet screen”
“If blondie has her masters, you know I will agree”
You’ll stay right there, laid up on your FlexSteel chair
Now flags up and tongues out, puff our your chest and shout
“I’m not bound by tradition, but dontcha tread on me”
“I got the right to double down now, dancing on the land of the free”
This is your twilight, you can’t live in fear
It’s the age to be cozy, live your golden years

Right to Double Down

Brainwash and Chill

I’m a sucker for a beautiful clown
My eyes bug out, my heart it pounds
Though I know the score, I got charm and not much more
But her smile is a dream and I would treat her like a queen
I’m sorry to be cheesy but I love you, Melissa V
I thought I had a chance, and oh “das sad”
I thought I had a chance, and yeah “das sad”
Melissa V, I wanna tell you that I love you 
but you gotta know I’m not a creep

Melissa V

Chop boogie, it’s obscene
Bump it from the inside of my limousine
Chop boogie, that’s how it goes
From your boogie head down to your boogie toes
It’s a habit you know you gotta have it now
everybody knows
It’s a habit you know you gotta have it
Chop it all up and then you do it all over 
Chop boogie, to the moon
Up all night, dancin’ in your living room
She likes to party, she made me numb
Nothin wrong with just a little boogie fun
Chop boogie, nobody knows 

Chop Boogie

In late 2024, (Sir?) Chris Coyler left Seattle for Sacramento and started writing crap with his brother, Kevin. The pair then tapped ex-Mondo Deco drummer Billy Ewing to start shaping songs only to become a growing catalog of pub/E-Z riff-rock tunes. megaphonies are too blandly-dressed to be pop-punkers, but too Old Navy looking to be lo-fi eggheads. Maybe fans of big rock acts like Viagra Boys, the Hives or Jack White will dig this?

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