this is kind of like my au! (not the cool tale one)

*I... I like yo- 
* C - SILENCE WENCH. I DO NOT WISH TO BE HORNY ANYMORE!!! 
*C - RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!1! 1 (looksmax + nofap + mewing = SIGMA)

056 Tomboy Awkwardly Confesses Her Feelings For You NSFW (18+) SUS SUS.mp3

*Ooh! it appears we have some contender's for you human...
* . . .
* 248 Contenders... actaully...

058 Deadly Dance Moves!

*So... you made it.
*…
*Yknow.
*I really wasn't expecting you to make it this far.
*But I guess we dont call you humans 'persistent' for nothing.


Sussy Sets down a glass of hot chocolate and begins to stir, abrubptly after around 5 seconds or so, he shoves the thing into his stomache... glass and all.

*Ahhh... how filling!

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Motifs from Among Us Trap Remix and Goodbye To a World. The rest are original by me!

064 Saying Goodbye to our World

*NOW ENTERING...
*DRUM ROLL PLEASE...
*BRRRRRRRRR
*MEME CENTRAL!!!


Motifs from darude sandstorm, the rest are original and by me.

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*My grand death dance...
*I hope you got snacks from that ATM earlier, your gonna need them.

Feat with meowsnyth

Motifs From Sandstorm, Nyan cat, Dont Forget and the rest are by me.

070 Death By Dancin

*Long ago, a human fell into the WETLANDS. With broken bones and broken legs he screamed out in pain "Anyone please anyone ive been hurt!"

*Trollface, the adopted heir and face of the Ministry heard the distant commotion and rushed to help.

*With great effort he carried the human all the way back to the Shiro.
A testament to the surprising physical strength and DETERMINATION, of his near extinct people. TROLLS.

*Over time the two boys grew close, practically treating each other as brothers. The sight of the two running and playing, gave MemeKind hope, that one day... maybe, just maybe... their children would one day play amongst each other, seeing each other not as enemies... but as FRIENDS.

*However...



*Tragically, one day... the human fell ill with a terrible fever.
*And not knowing how to treat him...
*…He died.


*TROLLFACE, his near constant mischievous demeanour, broke, and as grief overcame the child he absorbed the human's SOUL.

*He transformed into a creature with Terrible power.

*And with the power of the humans SOUL, TROLLFACE crossed the
 iocularis wall.

*He carried the humans body back to the city from which he came.

*As TROLLFACE reached the city center, he came across a park, and in it, an exotic assortment of plants, he then placed the human onto the bed.

*However the humans... thought the worst when they saw the body of the human child.

*In a rage the humans descended on TROLLFACE, striking him with blow after blow for a crime he did not commit.

*TROLLFACE, had the power to wipe that city off the map.
*But...
*TROLLFACE, grasping the human.
*Smiled a happy smile, and walked away.

*Wounded by the weapons of man.
*TROLLFACE, Stumbled home.
*And as he entered the Shiro...
*He collapsed, melting into a puddle of plasma in the garden, with the only thing remaining of the mischievous heir, being a skeleton, and a human corpse.


*MemeKind fell into a great depression, the general and the shogun... they had both lost two children in one night.

*And once again mankind had taken away what MemeKind sought special.

*Enraged, the Shogun announced a state of Martial Law.
*And with it a new law...
*All humans who fall into the underground.
*...
*Will be KILLED.

*And with 10 Souls... MemeKind would finally have the upper hand.
*One day...
The iocularis wall shall shatter, and MemeKind shall come forth and in her rightful rage... she shall cleanse the earth of her sister... HUMANITY.

*Soon.
*You will meet the SHOGUN, DOGE.


*We understand your plight child...
*But we cannot help but feel joy...
*...
*Were finally going to be free!

072 A Memified Tale

*Yip yap goes the squiz crap as they say...

*Well, you finally made it!
*From that dank ah city in the Wetlands to the Petal laced fields of 
安全な土地 .

*Quite impressive I must say.
*But...
*I think its time we move on to... 'other' matters.
*And now... its time to switch profession!
*Cool judge mode go!!!

* (epic transformation)

*Anyway, yeah im also a part time judge, ministry say that I "fit the bill" quite nicely. But honestly? 

Sussy Whispers ( I think they just want a big buff man on the court so that the ministry gets more 'ahem' attention, if you catch my drift😏. )

*But I digress.
*I will now, judge you.
*For every action...
*And every point of CR. that you gained.
*Now you may be asking, "but sussy my dear sigma, what is CR?"
*And that my friend would be a great question, for you see its an abbreviation.
*It stands for COMEDY RESISTANCE.
*As it scales, you become more resistant to comedy based attacks.
*To put it simply. You take less damage from a memes magic.

*To increase ones CR, one must... Kill, for to take the life of another... is too increase ones CR along with another value... LS.

*LS also shares this motif of abbreviation for it stands for...
*LATENT, SERIOUSNESS.

* Or Level Of Seriousness if you prefer that.

*Latent Seriousness ( not to be confused with latent homose- )
is your capacity to harden yourself, to become cold and detached from the world. Your capacity to... hurt, but also, to protect oneself from 'hurt' .

*You get me?

*Its easy to pick people out who have a high LS...
*They laugh at things less, and appear more controlled and well, serious...

Judgement.mus

* Discussions with th-
DOGE GASPS
* ...
* A hooman...
* The final... hooman...
* ...

075 For My People...

*Our kind have been hurt too much by yours for FAR, too long...
*And while you, child of man, are innocent... your kind are NOT.
*...
*Farewell hooman.

077 DORIME

将軍 DOGE Attacks!
Pink Petals flow in the wind...


Motifs from Dancin MO - Beats and Among us trap remix and Ameno/dorime, the rest are original and by me!

Rest in peace Kobusa, rest in peace.

078 将軍 DOGE

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