My name is Jaylan Smith and I am addicted to dead animals. Don't worry I'm not an asshole I don't just go around killing animals to feed my addiction. Killing animals is terrible I would never do such a thing; however, if I see an animal already dead then that thing is all mine. Whenever I see road kill or something  I bring the dead thing to my backyard and I take it's fur and use it to make fur hats. I then sell those fur hats in order to buy weed. When I acquire my weed I then go smoke it with my dog named Crick Davidson. Once me and my dog both get high this time we will go hunting for even more road kill. I will use this road kill to put in my ex girlfreind's house. Once the smell gets everywhere she will have no place to go so she will ask to stay at my house. Once she stays at my house we will get back together and have like 30 kids. 

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