I am not brendaniel reads. I am dick kickem. The things you have to patch out, am I right?

Sims 3 Patch Notes

Do Not Dock At Citadel Station

Here's a couple instances of me using my vocal abilities to portray different characters. The characters, as well as the title of the bit are:

Radio Announcer - Radio Starship
Fizzletrick the Wizard - Fizzletrick's Magical Emporium
Grimdark Evilbrood - Warlock's Monologue
Meterstick Jim (That's me!) - Sims 3 Patch Notes

Demo Reel - Character Reel

A vocal demo reel showcasing me reading an excerpt out of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Colour Out of Space"

Demo Reel - The Colour Out of Space

TikTok Memes Are Bad

A voicemail message trying to pitch the sale of a concealed weapon.

Emails From An Asshole - Class Three Permit

A man fell into a river in Lego City. Requested by Sincayy!

A Man Has Fallen Into A River In Lego City

HL1: Microwave Casserole

I came to draw things and say things, and I am all out of not things.