Name: Sims 3 Patch Notes by Meterstick Jim in to be hepy
Duration: 1 min 27 s
Description: I am not brendaniel reads. I am dick kickem. The things you have to patch out, am I right?

god damn it ea, why can't we have pregnant sims brawl

to be hepy

Caramelldansen Fusion Collab

mario paint.exe 2.0

Kazotsky Kick - Team Fortress 2

KIT - GUN Disco

Wii Shop

conservative dad FREAKS OUT at thanksgiving

original video:https://youtu.be/yaYxqDEP7L8

[YTPMV] RUN RUN NOT THE BEES!

I am not brendaniel reads. I am dick kickem. The things you have to patch out, am I right?

Sims 3 Patch Notes

Original by the myth, the legend, NPCarlsson.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM

if he's got a problem with this being up here all he needs to do is tell me and ill take it down

Steamed Hams Inc [by NPCarlsson]

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

waluigi for smash 5

I DID NOT MAKE THIS
Original link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ0iTDafXuM&t=0s&index=8&list=LLksDxEDI3jSv8zMaW5cLsDw

Wa - Elegy

epic moto moto deltarune meme

toby fox - rude buster
will.i.am - big and chunky

Chunky Buster

big & chunky - will.i.am
harder better faster stronger - daft punk

Harder Bigger Fatter Chunky

Thank you Laura Platt for inspiring me to make something fun for Snapcube, and thank you Alfred, i'm so sorry

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Lyrics (why would you want this):
There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii
Oh there goes Hawaii
The island is gone (there goes da island) 

There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii
Oh there goes Hawaii
The island is gone (doo doo doo)

There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii
Oh there goes Hawaii
The island is gone (there goes da island) 

There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii
Oh there goes Hawaii
The island is gone (there goes da AIE) 

There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii, oh-

It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone
The island is gone 

Is gone, THERE-TH-TH-AI-IS-HOOWAII

- Prison Island Explodes -

Ahhh, Hawaii

Doo doo dee is Hawaii

Ahhh, Hawaii (There goes ahh yeah!)

Hoo-wa-ii

Hoo-wa-ii

Doo, doh doh, goes, there (goes Hawaii)

Hoo-wa-ii

Hoo-wa-ii, ii, ii, doo doo doo

There, DE-THE-AIE-DA-DH-DOO

doo doo do doo doo doo 

soo-oh-AIE doo soo, there, there-there

it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone

The island is gone 

There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii
Oh there goes Hawaii
The island is gone (there goes da AIE) 

There goes Hawaii
There-there-there goes Hawaii, oh-

It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone
The island is gone 

Is gone, THERE-TH-TH-AI-IS-HOOWAII (there goes ah yeah) 

Ahhh, Hawaii

Doo doo dee, is Hawaii 

Ahhh, Hawaii

Doo doo doo doo

there goes hawaii but it's a dance remix (ft. me) [snapcube]

This is an absolutely amazing cover of one of the best game's themes of 2012, Bad Piggies. I freakin' love Bad Piggies, and I wanted to spread this masterpiece. :)

Cover by David Chirol btw

Bad Piggies - Main Theme Orchestral Cover / David Chirol

Tunak Tunak Morshu [YTPMV]

I came to draw things and say things, and I am all out of not things.

Sims 3 Patch Notes

Meterstick Jim

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