[INTRO]
Been doing this for a year now
Haven't even started trying yet
I'm comin' for that top spot
Ya'll better watch out

[Chorus]
Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

[VERSE 1]
Twitch thots
About to flip flop
Their flip flops
To get my dick clopped
By their lip gloss
Cause my view bots
Are on overtime
And these queue pops
Are on overtime
I got two jobs
I'm on overtime
And on top of that I am
So hot in the game
With the drop top
Off so the dot
Take a lot to make it stop
So it's time to sub with Twitch Prime
Cause I'm a god
And these top streamers all suck
Sodapoppin is gay
Tyler1 is washed up
Mitch Jones
Didn't make the cut
Can't say the names
But at least a couple on the list are sluts
*Welcome back to ASMR*

[Chorus]
Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

[VERSE 2]
You were all sucking my dick
Cause I am so good
I can literally heal with a blindfold
Check the vid
No he didn't
Yes he did
I'm the best on Twitch
I can sign your breasts
When I'm next to Blizz
And the biz is mine
Is it time?
Where's your prime?
I can attest to the fact that I earned it
I'm so funny in this track yeah
I burned it
If I don't get enough subs
I'ma be a hermit
And maybe just commit
Kermit
So please
Just gimme all your money
And keys
I'm the best of the best
And the best is me
There is not another that can ever compete
This game I'ma run it
And I'ma run it with speed
Like Super Seducer

[Chorus]
Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

[OUTRO]
This wasn't a joke by the way. The more subs I get, the more money I can give to egirls so that they'll talk to me
Thanks

Beststreamer

Taking a break from streaming till I figure my life out. In the mean time, I'll be focusing on my rap career again :)

Beststreamer

MethodJosh