Yooooosh

Josh

twitch

[INTRO]
*clears throat*
Shoutout to the guild
Shoutout to all 617 of my rejections
Shoutout to the installation 7 crew
Ivana, peace
This is flow like a brick, 7 years in the making
3 legal disputes, 1 prostitute
We made it boys
We out here
Enjoy

[Chorus]
My divine purpose is to heal the world
And I'm still looking for that perfect girl
Acknowledge me as the heal god
Cause it’s the real me no facade

[VERSE 1]
Ahead of the game, I call that innovation
I'm gonna get that fame, twitch dedication
I could steal your girl, master of flirtation
Top the healing meters, I'm your aspiration
This games too easy for me
It’s a simulation
Healing VIP, that's an abbreviation
I might have autism
I got a vaccination
Move my fridge to my bedroom
Upgraded my workstation
Staring at my mana bar like "Damn where is them?"
There's nothing there like "Damn Pala's give me wisdom"
Sniping these fools with my revival
Ain't no game here bitch it's bout survival

[Chorus]
My divine purpose is to heal the world
And I'm still looking for that perfect girl
Acknowledge me as the heal god
Cause it's the real me no facade

[VERSE 1]
My monk is meta, it’s poppin’ off the meters
My priest top damage top heals I feel like a cheater
My Pally benched, it won't get a feature
My druid gets the ladies
We call him Dr. Skeeter
I don’t have a Shaman
That shit's depleted
Shamans suck
They're all mouth breathers
Fuck the Russians
I'm the leader
They won’t fuck with me
Cause I'm the master healer

[Chorus]
My divine purpose is to heal the world
And I'm still looking for that perfect girl
Acknowledge me as the heal god
Cause it's the real me no facade

*mouse click*

Healgod

[INTRO]
Been doing this for a year now
Haven't even started trying yet
I'm comin' for that top spot
Ya'll better watch out

[Chorus]
Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

[VERSE 1]
Twitch thots
About to flip flop
Their flip flops
To get my dick clopped
By their lip gloss
Cause my view bots
Are on overtime
And these queue pops
Are on overtime
I got two jobs
I'm on overtime
And on top of that I am
So hot in the game
With the drop top
Off so the dot
Take a lot to make it stop
So it's time to sub with Twitch Prime
Cause I'm a god
And these top streamers all suck
Sodapoppin is gay
Tyler1 is washed up
Mitch Jones
Didn't make the cut
Can't say the names
But at least a couple on the list are sluts
*Welcome back to ASMR*

[Chorus]
Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

[VERSE 2]
You were all sucking my dick
Cause I am so good
I can literally heal with a blindfold
Check the vid
No he didn't
Yes he did
I'm the best on Twitch
I can sign your breasts
When I'm next to Blizz
And the biz is mine
Is it time?
Where's your prime?
I can attest to the fact that I earned it
I'm so funny in this track yeah
I burned it
If I don't get enough subs
I'ma be a hermit
And maybe just commit
Kermit
So please
Just gimme all your money
And keys
I'm the best of the best
And the best is me
There is not another that can ever compete
This game I'ma run it
And I'ma run it with speed
Like Super Seducer

[Chorus]
Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

Why is everybody such a shitty gamer
Compared to me?
Why is everybody such a shitty streamer
Compared to me?
Beating Sodapoppin
I'm destined to be a G
Be prepared to meet defeat
At the hands of me
At the hands of me

[OUTRO]
This wasn't a joke by the way. The more subs I get, the more money I can give to egirls so that they'll talk to me
Thanks

Beststreamer

[INTRO]
Ay yo
For some reason
I'm not very lucky with women
So
This is what your life would be like
If you dated me
I'm just letting you know
What you're missing out on

[Chorus]
Ay ladies, you wanna date me?
Don't listen to my friends
Even though they say I'm crazy
It's a bunch of lies
Yeah I got my self certified
Bitch I'm certified excellence

[VERSE 1]
Ladies, my penis is the fucking size of hurricane Katrina
At it's meanest
I could bust a mile away from you
And still create a fetus
It's inception
It's okay to say no
I can handle rejection
I'm a really nice guy
I'm not really keeping count
But 619 times
So you better think twice
Before you say it
That's not a threat
You can bet
That I spend $1000 on therapy
So I'm set
I just need a girl
That I can give all my money to
Insecurity issues
And the answer is cummin' in you
Don't you start runnin' from me
Babe you've got nothing to lose
Bitch I'm your loving caboose
Hang me up right from a noose

[Chorus]
Ay ladies, you wanna date me?
Don't listen to my friends
Even though they say I'm crazy
It's a bunch of lies
Yeah I got my self certified
Bitch I'm certified excellence

[VERSE 2]
Let me dress you up
And stuff you in my dresser
Cause I've got a lot a lot of clothes in there
Sit down on this cozy chair
Baby let me comb your hair
Let me take your car keys
I'll grab them
And you can have them right over there
Now don't you fucking move
Cause I get rabid round women
Like I'm a savage
I'll ravish your ass up
Until the peace is established
I'll feed you cabbage once a week
You'll be happy and with me
You'll be happier with me
I might be crazy
But baby you're a thief
Cause you grabbed my heart and took it
You looked up and straight just booked it away
Fates are intertwined
Fucking bitch I'll make you pay
Look me in the eyes
When I'm screaming at you
Don't look away
This isn't my fault bitch
You're the one with crazy tastes
Don't you call me crazy or baby
I'll leave you hanging
Off the side of a street lamp post
When the birds are all singing
They'll be peckin' out your eyeballs when
Your corpse is fuckin' swinging

[Chorus]
Ay ladies, you wanna date me?
Don't listen to my friends
Even though they say I'm crazy
It's a bunch of lies
Yeah I got my self certified
Bitch I'm certified excellence

date me

Lyrics:
[INTRO]
Normally on the intro, I talk some shit, shout out some people. This ain't no fucking joke

[VERSE 1]
You are now in the presence of Method
So count your blessings
Not a raid is untested
And all our numbers uncontested
We've been doing it from your birth
And since yo' Momma had you breastfed
That's a fact
Not a single daily quest is on our map
So progress we took the title
Brought it back
Other guilds they tried to rival
Make us laugh
We don't got no carries
But we lift our weight
It's effortless
We've got a lot of talent but
Exorsus
Think they've got a deficit
They need to change their roster
Hold on let me check the list
Uh oh, yep
That's a heap of shit
They're messier than Vectis's
When he's erect with tetanus
Man I think they need a shot
I've got 99 problems
But god damn they've got a lot
Here's a thought
Got you caught
Their whole raid is run by bots
That's why
Their shitty council never handled all their drops

[Chorus]
We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded

We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded

[VERSE 2]
Blizzard's on that CBA
Bless up in our DNA
We're balancing this shitty game
And we ain't even getting paid
Don't you think we need a raise?
Understand we lead the race
What's the cut the leader takes?
Look
This game is run by apes with typewriters
And lighters
Cause they be high
If they be thinking they are game designers
Paid em just to cater to minors
A bunch of laid up vaginas
Up in the cockpit
Yeah I might be toxic
But what's the point in playing games
If I don't get to talk shit?
And yeah we're gonna stream the raid
Eat it
It's a piece of cake
Guild's gonna steal our strats
So we better do it fast
With no stream delay
Did it once in Argus
And on KJ
Where the ???
You can keep the bench
Like the homeless in their tents
Cheering USA! USA!
MethodJosh on the track
The raps
To get the racks
I'm racin' all the rats
Relax, they gettin' last piece

[Chorus]
We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded

We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded

[OUTRO]
Man I really hope we don't lose after that shit. That would be really fucking embarrassing. Hope you're all having fun today :)
Peace

Worldfirst

Taking a break from streaming till I figure my life out. In the mean time, I'll be focusing on my rap career again :)