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The Joker Smoker is believed to have been born inside an evil haunted forest known as the Tweaker Timber. Rumours suggest he was born sometime during the late 20th century but no known record exists. Baby Smoker was found by a glitter of mutant humanoid creatures. Lack of parental evidence suggests he was conceived via immaculate conception. The mutants accepted Smoker as their own and took Baby Smoker back to their compound where they strategically positioned their resources into raising Baby Smoker. The compound was ragged and haggard, It was dangerous. Built from discarded school buses, scrap metal, and barbed wire. It was here that The Joker Smoker honed the few talents he possessed naturally. Excelling at art, Smoker quickly became one of the Western worlds finest contemporary muffler artists. Yet, Smoker grew bored of making art with rubbish and eating raw hot garbage. Smoker decided to bid his mutant family farewell and journey to far away lands. Nearing exhaustion and fiending death. Suddenly, a White Salamander appeared with a smoking pipe. With much chagrin, the Salamander offered Baby Smoker a puff of its pipe. To which Smoker obediently accepted. Upon smoking the pipe Smoker realized it was laced with unknown substances and now Smoker was high as high as the nuts of a Giraffe. Seconds later the Salamander simply vanished. And without knowing, Smoker had reached his destination and he stumbled upon La Cave Temple del Bass. Hidden away from the outside world. The masters taught Smoker the many ways of the Art of Sound. Now The Joker Smoker terrorises the world with musics only audible to squirrels, robots, and mentally unwell misfits who wander bravely without aim.

Dark Matter is a podcast based in Portland, Oregon. Host, Rashida Young, speaks with black and non-black POC from all walks of life. They share unapologetic stories of identity, community, spirituality and more.

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