Hello, I am a talk show host
Entertainer is my role
I’ve been floating like a poltergeist
Since a TV stole my soul
I come alive on a weeknight
Through this medium well known
I’ll make you smile a while if you’re passing by
Come on make yourselves at home

Well I was out with Conan in a Koenigsegg
When the conversation stalled
Any host on late would appreciate
Maybe we had said it all
So we talked quite plain about the Laker game
And the cost of his aeroplane
Then resolved to heal this tinsel town
With the scandal in its veins

Conversation time beneath ma vinyl sky
Hey did you hear the news: the true Tom Cruise
Is just your honest working man
I heard he purchased shoes
And he used his own two hands

You know the talk show host is more a ghost than most
I've had these hazel eyes as the day I died
Won't you channel me from ten ’til eleven
Apparition, glow once more
A-haunting, on we go once more

Hello, Nathaniel Blane
Did you write a book about the King of Spain
Tell your story now about your claim to fame
Then we can all go home again
And maybe we will dream about
The ships on the Spanish Main
But as the good old King of Spain explained
Gotta keep 'em entertained

Talk Show Host

I'm a singer-songwriter with influences from Paul Simon to Neil Young and more.

Talk Show Host

Michael John Anthony