When your mate decides to bring in the Winter Solstice by recording a concept EP, which he dedicates himself to with complete enthusiasm, performing Celtic/ Pagan rituals and massively fucks up, filling his house with spooks, spirits and dead comedians. This is what happened to our friend Will. Consider this a word of caution, should you decide to dabble in dark magic and weird behaviour in the name of making records...

William Isn't Well (Demo)

One tiny studio.
A selection of Awful Equipment.
Three men with vast tuna truncheons.
Plus COCKos Reaper.
These are the results.

Spanner Head - Unprofessional, Unpolished, Unashamed Version

One tiny studio.
A selection of Awful Equipment.
Three men with mighty mackerel mallets.
Plus COCKos Reaper.
These are the results

Arsehole - Unprofessional, Unpolished, Unashamed Version

One tiny studio.
A selection of Awful Equipment.
Three men with colossal kipper clobberers.
Plus COCKos Reaper.
These are the results

Proper Version:

https://open.spotify.com/track/2efAUW7lQuwsDM4fpZrv4D?si=1f3ca79250184d64

Drinking By Myself - Unprofessional, Unpolished, Unashamed Version

One tiny studio.
A selection of Awful Equipment.
Three men with vast lemon sole slappers.
Plus COCKos Reaper.
These are the results

William Isn't Well - Unprofessional, Unpolished, Unashamed version

This song's for anyone who tries to say that Nicola Sturgeon's not a real man.

T.G.S.O

Title track from the forthcoming album!

Photo by Them! Images

No Brainer

From an E.P. of outtakes, this track was written as a potential theme song for one of the best drag nights in Glasgow!

Dragopticon Theme

Blood Lust - Hydro-Electric Nun

Lyrics By Ben Nicholson
Composition and performance by Jake Fenton & Ben Nicholson
Engineering and all post-production by J.F. Studios

Reform To Ruin - J.F. Studios Ft. Ben Nicholson

From a dreary, impoverished dump of a town in Scotland comes the world's most despicable band! Whatever you've got we're against it and we don't care who we upset on our drunken Rock 'n' Roll journey to self destruction and masturbatory death scenarios! See you in Valhalla baw bags!!!

T.G.S.O

Performance Enhancing Suppositories