Stark Media Rap Battles will now turned into Stark's Rap Battles.

King Spade's voice was hella refreshing, if that makes sense

@tinahornton bold of you to say that considering you didnt listen to it

gp would do a good darrell from ok ko lol

check my profile to see my cover of this pls

check this 21

Henry: Jofinity
Boyfriend: JustGamer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBc1tSW3UHmY2XweswaXIwA
Mixing: Special inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Lyrics:

Henry:
As I’m breakin’ in to this newfound bank
I see you got a limousine, I got a Newgrounds tank (wait)
Haven’t I seen a motif like this before us?
A bunch of little kids tryna sing in a chorus

Tried to impress your girlfriend, but she didn’t like the sound
You went UP, LEFT, RIGHT, but could never go down
You ain’t Fresh, you’re more a leech, ridin’ my fame like a saddle
I’m the father of Newgrounds so this is more a Dadbattle

BF:
Daddy Dearest, oh Daddy Dearest, Have you ever seen a protag as bland as he is?
When you’re stammerin’ and jammin’ in references, makes sense that your games’ are as boring as your lyrics
In rap, I'm known to be better than my foes
not even PuffBalls could soften these blows
I’m from a rhythm game, y’know I got a better flow
I’m a Friday night, you’re a Tuesday, bro

Henry:
Wow, and I thought I was a stick guy
But with you stickin’ to Parappa, couldn’t beat that if I tried
You ripped off DDR but still have trouble steppin’ up
Call me the lemon demon because now I’ve finished roastin’ ya

BF:
C’mon man, I thought that you’d have Flashier lines
But you’re used to messin’ up bars, been in prison most your life
Your games old as a M.I.L.F., you’re Mixin’ In Lame Flows
I just destroyed a Stickmin, that’s how completin’ a mission goes

Henry Stickmin vs Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin') (feat. JustGamer). Mini-Star Rap Battle Omega!

all the extra music i composed for skeleton boomerang's new update on halloween

NAME YOUR PRICE

Skeleton Boomerang Hard Mode Update: Music Collection

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Pizza Tower OST - Hot Spaghetti

Pizza Tower OST - Theatrical Shenanigans

jades theme! wow we've really come a long way huh fellas?

i always really liked carefree victory and its really one of the only songs that felt like uniquely hers. towards the end i try and do something that like... every homestuck musician i think tries at least once: getting all 4 of the kid's instruments to play something nice together. i think i did alright, i subbed in beatboxing for daves turntables cause its not like you can just carry those anywhere. i guess as opposed to johns piano?? LMAO

musically i have jade start on bass, and as more of her friends come in she gets a little more confident in her basslines. anyway thats my fanfic.

this is the last new piece i'll be doing for the forseeable future, or until i feel like doing another one which might be immediately. ive been doing this on a largely volunteer basis for a while since the budget constraints were tight and we need to pay the bg and sprite artists a reasonable amount. I wanted all four kids to have music by me and i think we'll be digging into the homestuck archive for other stuff.

anyway i hope you've enjoyed the ride! its been a little bittersweet at times for me but i'll miss posting new stuff every two weeks.

PESTERQUEST: JAMES ROACH (FT. SPEAK-N-SAY) - CAREFREE VICTORY (REMIX)

HEAVY: "I have killed many robots, you will be crushed like the rest!"
"Mettaton: Well, darling, I can assure you I’m NOT like the other bots."
https://www.strawpoll.me/18732980

Tonight is a clash between two modern gaming icons; a hot robot from Hotland vs a Russian with a machine gun and a sandvich. Who will win this fated duel? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18732980

HEAVY:
★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)

METTATON:
★Undertale Songs RELATED TO METTATON
(Death by Glamour, CORE, Metal Crusher, Can You Really Call This A Hotel...)
★Songs related to robots
(Daft Punk Music, Beastie Boys - Intergalactic, Bomberman music)
★Songs from Game Shows
(Price is Right, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune)

This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Heavy's art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and Mettaton's was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Mann Vs Machine ~ Death By Russians

In this updated version of Bowser Jr. and Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade you'll find some updated vocals, writing, and casting. Thanks for listening, enjoy!

-CAST-
Swoldow EVGRB as Bowser Junior
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
Raichous as Bowser
Light as King Spade

-WRITERS-
Michael
Mason

-Additional Chiseling-
Fightmarker
Raichous
Gamingplush64

-PRODUCTION-
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13qgew52JuSxVo636RVj08Fjn4xmN0gQg/view?usp=sharing 
Beat By Copyright Free Music and Toby Fox
Mixing by Light

-LYRICS-
Bowser Junior (0:44):
I’m gonna hop in my Airship and blast these Spades to pieces
Cuz even my Bullet Bills travel faster than your releases
All my cannons and minions are gonna scare you like King Boo
Your dad had to command his in order for them to like you
We’re gonna delta-ruin you, you can say we’re spittin’ fire
You behave not like a king’s son, but as a Jevil for hire!
Biting your face off like Susie, better get your bucket ready
And don’t rely on your father, with a bond that unsteady
Your maturity at this rate won’t make you “son of the year”
I'll fold this deck of cards so that they never interfere
Why don’t you work on evil speeches, if you think you’re so Clover
In conclusion, you’re just a loner, leftover, seceding crossover

Lancer (1:19):
You clowns’ll get thrashed when I take my bike and bulldoze
You’ll be Koopa-Trippin when you stumble over your Dry Flows
Nintendo's ace in the hole, only dug out with a spade
To rehash his bratty role in Smash and games nobody played
Same plot, same hero, same villain, same stencil
Acting like a Spooky Sword, but raps Halloween Pencils
Now I can’t say tier two curses, but I swear we’ll be your doom
I can’t take you seriously because you’re small as a shroom
Don’t you ever give up? You’re in my Shadow, that’s no question
And it’s fitting you’re a junior, cuz in this battle you’ll be second
So here, read the signs, it’s about time you found your answer
“Ho ho ho! Well if you’re reading this you’re dead!”, signed, Lancer

Bowser (1:52):
Alright Slugger, time for me to leave this figment out of luck
“LoOk At Me! Im InDiE!” just means you’re a Delta-level schmuck
You little brat, shut your trap before I slam you to the ground
And as for papa, well, he plays second fiddle to King Round! 
We reuse elements? (Ha!) You have your son’s laugh but deeper! 
Knock down your house of cards, as the conflict gets steeper
You need the Eastern Fountain to keep rule over your land?
I order the kidnappings of royalty with the wave of my hand
Check my castle, you ain’t got Jack, I’ve got way more traps than you could stab at
You Kris-crossed the gaming scene, now Toby's mad at Matpat
You wanna be a better rapper? Why don't you give the truth a whirl? 
You will always be inferior, no one can choose who they are in this world. 

King Spade (2:25):
It’s the Bad Guy’s verse, I’ll show you some real villainy 
Dis-Kaard your bad raps, would you really hurt my mini-me?
Double Dash out this battle, that’s all you can seem to do
I’m a true Darkner, (Yeah!) my subjects more useful than your crew
When it comes to the best villains, you’re no diamond in the rough
You’re too soft and emotionally vulnerable, HeartsDonut? 
Do us all a favor, jump off the edge and press Down B
All anyone needs to know is that chopping down your bridge is the key
I feel for you and your adopted kids King Bowser, really I do
But unfortunately my loyalty resides sorely with the Knight's crew 
I thoroughly enjoyed crushing you turtle scum in this battle
Now kneel before your King and become my personal chattel!

Bowser Jr. Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade | SMRB UPDATED

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtCCTMsVHP8

Malina Rose as Monika
Xhack as White Face

Written by Xhack, Jade, and GamingPlush64
Additional writing help from MetaMachine and Gengo
Produced by Xhack
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Special thanks to Xhack, Malina Rose, Michael/Stark Media, and Vivian

MONIKA (0:11):
Did Jade run out of ideas? This matchup sure isn’t fitting...
I’ll be GameMaker’s game-breaker when I beat you in one sitting
Seems this isn't Lucky Tickets for this poorly coded freak
This will be a piece of cake: I'm used to seeing through MCs!
Your vocal keys are rusted, and I don’t think you can revel
When you’re taking “Doki Doki!” to a whole different level
But when Notepad’s your claim to fame, I think I ‘ought to thrive
I mean, it’s a master poet against 2008 YouTube guides!
IMSCARED is quite the overstatement, looking at your players
If you're so cold then some fire rapping should be something SAVE-ored!
I'd say to watch as I format this poem based on your defeat
But with your fans already deceased? I'll be glad to delete.

WHITE FACE (0:41):
I assume you think you've won by now, but you've been deceived
That verse was a maze, one that I'm inclined to leave
I'd love to play some tag, honestly, that would be fun
But the mirror has its ways, let's reflect on what you've done
They say the deepest view into one's soul is through their art
And your murder's fueled by love but you don't seem to have a heart
You'll be kicked out of this battle, when trash has power off of her
They call your game amazing! But oh, it's just a moniker
This room is so cold… But my rhymes are still infernal
Blue screen that window, make your suffering eternal
Many hate anime, and some are quite confused
But I'll be over here, looking right at you

MONIKA(1:11):
That blow was more repetitive than your gramophone, but-
Writing-wise, you really could use a visit to my literature club;
I mean, mashing terms together, and you pass that off as elegance?
Man, the one thing harder to name than you is your relevance!

WHITE FACE (1:21):
Go and gather some info to go and try to drain me
And keep on all you want; no one file can contain me
Take your ren.piss-poor game, and close it down to make it right
But instead of jumbled color, you'll see blue… And then white.

MONIKA(1:31):
So repulsive your sole “friend” "pulled" a Sayori? ...Wow.
Just goes to show -- with you deleted, everyone can be happy now!

WHITE FACE (1:37):
You're on so many different people's screens to be gratified
If you won the player over I suppose you'd not be satisfied

MONIKA(1:42):
Icer sure nailed your writing; we can’t read it like your typeface!
Who’s a sole, worthless loner for eternity? Just White Face.

WHITE FACE (1:47):
Well would you look at that? Seems you're nearing on the ending
Get the ropes; your Twitter won't be the thing suspending...

[please never listen to my old battles] Monika vs White Face - Rap Battle! #8

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles #8

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Welcome, weary travelers, to the first installment of Ciphers Of The Unknown. Today we have two anomalies of the Minecraft universe going pixel-to-pixel in this rap battle. Who won? Who's next? Well, I guess you'll find out in the next Ciphers Of The Unknown!

Production:
Raichous as Herobrine
Snakebite126 as Shitass


Cover Art by Michael Stark
Written by: Michael Stark
With additional help from: MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and SimplyRazzy
Beat produced by Tristan
Mixed by GamingPlush64

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Herobrine
Versus
Shitass
Commence!

Herobrine (0:13 - 0:53):
Stepping from the sHadows, Herobrine has come to spit a rhyme
Just step to my shrine, and then you’ll find who is STILL in their prime
It’s time to speedrun this verse, please tell me, I’m baffled:
Hey Shitass... wanna see how a true cryptid rap battle’s?
Coming out of the mineshafts, you’re bound to die fast; come at me, you’ll end up worse and
You can check the signs that I’m fully fledged out while you look like you’re stuck in the first draft
So just go to your corner and whine, brat; you’re just a shitty memE with a smile cracked
While, bitch, I’ll give you a mind blast; I’m ownin’ the game, call it Brine-craft!
Herobrine! Just hearing my name makes players piss their pants!
Your gimmick’s only played for laughs, you’re just an insignificant ant
Just peer amidst the trees, you’ll find my pyramids with ease
I’ll be jammin’ to disc 11 with all my victims BOWING on their knees

Shitass (0:53 - 1:21):
Was that your whole verse? Man, that was the worst
You’re about to end up like your stupid memes... heckin’ cursed
You just teleport like the Enderman, a copy of a copy
My powers you can’t comprehend,  I make your cheesy shit look sloppy
You call yourself scary? Well, Error 404, this Entity’s not found
Stick your victory in your 2x2’s, in the catacombs buried deep underground
This bug’s gettin’ patched out, no more child-like schemes
Just Look through all my videos, you’ll see I’m the expert at crushing Dreams

Herobrine (1:21 - 1:48):
I’m the sole reason you even stand (stand), I’m trapping your soul in the sand (sand)
You’re digging a hole straight through the ground with how shittily your disses land (land)
You’re delusional, you don’t bed-rock, I’m putting you in a deadlock
Capture ya, body ya, disPerse your pixels, and outline you with red chalk
You could never amount to my fame, even your name proves you’ve got no class
Just look at ya: shit design, zero lore, and not to mention rhymes that’re absolute ass
Don't bother to try and come back, your fame ended with TikTok, didn’t you know?
(Laughs) There’s no Surviving this Hardcore Mode

Shitass (1:48 - 2:28):
You’re tunneling for disses, but still ended up empty-handed (Ooh!)
The true Unsolved Mystery is how you survived when your relevance crash-landed (Ha!)
Now it’s time for my Meat harvest, turning you into a carcass
Tried to amount to the creator’s brother, but it seems you missed the Mark-us
You need to update your rhymes old man, because those lines were dated as hell
You’re stuck in an open beta, clickbaiting children, anyone can tell
I’ll post your defeat online, get that clout, with these Reddit Gold-en Apple bars
You may have started a horror genre, but I’m the one shootin’ for the stars
Can’t remove my blocks, “Hero-whine”, so why you gotta griEve, man?
When all it takes is two pixels and boom! You’re back to Steve! (Damn!)
You may have started off as a joke, but now I’m the one who’s laughin’
Now without you in the picture, it’ll be my win they’ll be photographin’

ANNOUNCER
Who won this blocky battle?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Herobrine vs Shitass | Ciphers Of The Unknown

I make rap battles mostly

Original stuff on the way

tobias fiske with two inklings as the picture is my old account
this one is also trash
me in a nutshell:
life to ruin pain to cause
round me all others sanity's gone
I cause all hell throughout my life
eye for a eye means none have sight
also IM FINE
I'm just not over my time in theater
so drama is normal
also Nev... you remind me of a soundclouder named little british boyo or something who acted just like you did.
with one comment I scared him (or her) into never talking to me again
so
I DARE YOU
I DOUBLE DARE YOU
TRY ME B****
(whooo) and breath
sorry
it's just i have NO trust in anyone on the internet
so...
sorry
but I don't think I can take you up on that offer
also I don't want friends

Bowser Jr. Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade | SMRB UPDATED

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