Italian vs Italian, this battle is gonna be legendary

Simply Yuki as Tressa
JesseBox as Anna
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by JK03
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Vefam by Kustom
Thumbnail by JK03

Tressa (0:10):
Business is open! Now who’s my opponent? A sellout was chosen to rival my shop?
The mascot of FE couldn’t join the Smash roster, no wonder nobody is taking your stocks!
Stacking up the gold like I be piling up the bodies
Fighting bosses with my buddies while you’re just another copy
Of your siblings, don’t miss hits, I spit sick like Alfyn did
Sitting in ships, you’re just shipped with a Robin, bitch
Travelled through Osterra and I met a lot of terrible people, but they really cannot ever compare
To this beggar who endeavours to sell better with her games, but finding half her series on a shelf is rare! (Ohhhh!)
My company defined the genre that you’re placed in 
The fruits of our labour? You ate, bit!
Facing my Tradewinds, your luck can’t evade it
Left Jake for the main lord, and greatly betrayed him (Ayy! x8)
 
Anna (0:48):
Be careful, love! I drop more than prices in a fight
If I can tip the scales, then surely I can turn the Ripple-tides
All your life you were sheltered, stuck to filling up the shelves
Guess your parents never taught you how to spit a rhyme as well (Ayy!)
The biggest bargain you could make is your own life
Barging in on bandits not knowing a thing on how to fight
I bet you can't even afford some common cents with that gem
So dependent, you should call up Ali to save your ass again (Yeah!)
When the stakes are raised, I profit off it! (Uh!)
You're prone to make mistakes, and often plummet! 
I'm known for leading hordes of fabled monarchs into war
You could only rally ruffians to carry out your chores! (Ohhh!)

Tressa (1:17):
For someone who likes gold, you surely aren't the brightest 
Claim to be successful as a seller? I don’t buy it!
‘Cause you’re just coming up short like your army’s fragile budget
You keep pining for another dime; make like a price and cut it! 
No change could spare your awful remakes on DS
Your games speak for themselves: Fire Emblem is BS
Just another Anna in a sea of greedy merchant goons
It’s a shame really, not even your child could remember you!

Anna (1:36): 
Jacking classic RPG styles, dear? Don't try it!
But I should be used to dueling with a pirate
Tyrants, I can fight ‘em, and you’re not any different 
When it comes to littering a game with add-ons, you're insistent! 
Money ain’t your Default option pilfering from baddies, see
‘Cause stealing from Bravely was your main gameplay strategy!
Our Decisive Battle ends here, so close up shop, honey
Take notes from Graham, should’ve known to never Cross me! (Cha-ching!)

Tressa Colzione vs. Anna (Fire Emblem). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Simply Yuki & JesseBoxVO)

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
It’s Live Rap Battles!
Waluigi vs. Benito Mussolini!
Lights, camera, action!

Benito Mussolini (0:20)
Cool mustache- Wait, who’s this menace in my presence?
No matter, I know just an L can make this mess jealous
Prime Minister in his Prime, talk shit, get smacked up
Cause now I’m ending your reign, call it Wa-Luigi Facta
The only sauce you got belongs atop linguini
While I’m the conqueror with gold bars - Mansa Mussolini
Prepare to be overruled, you’ve never seen a flow doper, dude
I pack a bigger bite than the plant that they chose over you

Waluigi (0:40)
Waluigi’s gonna win, stomping all your army men!
Bringing your demise, like it’s a Mario Party-san 
Don’t dance around the facts-a man, your Facism ain’t happenin’
Ya can’t bribe me to stop these words; I ain’t the Vatican
I’m hung like a horse, you were hung like a bitch
Like my hat, took an L and then your body got flipped
You’ll forever just be known as history’s biggest cuck
Watching and waiting as a bunch of dudes filled your mistress up! (Wah!)

Benito Mussolini (1:01) 
I couldn’t cause as much harm as that voice just did 
That verse was akin to assasination- I avoided it
I crush foes with ease, your crush would rather stay away
Love triangle? (Ha!) You’re on the tail-end of her Daisy-chain

Waluigi (1:12)
And you’re a flip-flopping brute that Italy gave the boot
A tacky treaty-signing toot - Jeff Bezos without the loot!
You’re balding, I’m balling when striking against a fascist
Enough chit chat, it’s time my pal attacks to tax this axis!

Wario (1:22)
YOU FORGOT THE WAH, AND YOU KNOW IT’S A MISTAKE
I EAT TYRANTS FOR BREAKFAST LIKE THEY’RE TOPPED WITH GARLIC PASTE
Wario’s got the Smooth Moves, in another war that you’ll lose
Those verses packed with poo poo, just prove you’re crazy, cuckoo!

Benito Mussolini (1:32)
You can’t halt my drive, so just eat my dust
This stinky capitalist packs that Elon Musk 
But with your fatass, that’s one his rocket couldn’t even carry
I got drip like the Blackshirts, but what’s Wario wearing?

MUSSOLINI
If you get to bring in a friend, then I do too!

WALUIGI & WARIO
NO, PLEASE! WALUIGI NO LIKEY!
THAT’S A BIG NO NO FOR WARIO!

MUSSOLINI
...Fine, I’ll do it myself. 
Ahem...

Benito Mussolini (1:53)
You try time and time again, but still get wiped from every scene
Parties, sports, and cars? You’re the whitest dude I’ve ever seen!
While I’ve both balls and a Pact of Steel
Your claim to fame is a racetrack- cuz you’re the fourth wheel
That racket from your fans’ the only love you’ll ever get
It’s your own fault you’re getting served so hard on the net
My March on Rome brought me from socialist to leadership unrivaled 
Your fans couldn’t get your ass into a main title
Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini
He’s the winner of this battle and the savior of Italy! 

Waluigi & Wario (2:19) 
You think you’re all that with those wack raps and golden trim?
Can’t be scarier than when his people got ahold of him!
You’re just a player two; A second fiddle to Hitler!
They called you Deuce ‘cause you flushed your whole country down the shitter 
We can take you, your Blackshirts, and all your racist friends- (wahahaha!)
And serve them all like my namesake’s Mercedes Benz
You shat the bed in Greece and still brag about your might now?
Usually your troops aren’t supposed to get wiped out 
While you went down in infamy, ran Italy so shittily
Wario and Waluigi took the dub like Sicily!

AdamSandlerDRB as Benito Mussolini

Zawesome as Waluigi
Fightmarker as Wario

JosaiahGAmesTV as The Announcer

Written By: Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Fightmarker, & 3ple
Beat Produced by: Allrounda Beats
Mixed by: Michael Stark

Waluigi vs. Benito Mussolini - Live Rap Battles

Bo Burnham (Youtube) VS Brian David Gilbert (Youtube)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet! What would you like to see? 
An actual comedian, or a niche copy?
I’m a YT classic, bringin’ white-kid raps and 
Compared to your parody parables, I’m pacing faster!

Katy Perry, ask her who knew YouTube's past, sir! 
I made people laugh for years, you're me but sadder!
I don't need a ladder, I climb the Vine with wordplay! 
Your skits are so dramatic, it's like they were a word play!

Of course, I know that I'm turn, turn, turn-
-in’ thirty but I got the Words, Words, Words,
To hit you hard with my verse, verse, verse.
It’ll hurt, but That's How The World Works!

Brian David Gilbert

Listen, I’m a bit perplexed, so it’s time to start Unravelling,
You went from a white kid, to naked Monster Factory
And I see that Bo is just a stage name, where did it come from?
Sorry, we’ll get back to this tangent, imagine a blackened screen then- jump cut!

It’s rough but I have lots of dedicated fans, 
Educated packs of people with PokeRaps at PAX!
While you pander to posse’s of posers
Puttin’ you on a pedestal you don’t deserve, that’s Sad!

BDG, Ragtag meme with a modest following, 
Rapping ‘gainst this trashy comic with tragic comedy!
Flows so spicy like pepcorn, you know I’m keepin’ the heat up!
Though Bo’s got no knowhow for how shows run so he Repeats Stuff!

Bo Burnham

Unlike all your jokes, that’s funny considering
Within a Polygon, this dumb square couldn’t fit in!
I challenge thoughts with comic songs, we’re not the same!
You make videos about games, so watch yourself getting played!

Brian David Gilbert

Let’s see, on MTV you wrote Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous,
But I don’t think that they knew past Bo was a bit racist!
Bo Burnham’s close to burning, so better be on the lookout
‘Cause you’re under fire for being offensive like it’s Klan Kookout!

Bo Burnham

Only sorcery can fix that hideous (Fucking look!)
But magic isn’t real, you idiot (Read a book!)
And since you’re a nerd, I‘ll set the guidelines (Listen now!)
Rereading Hyrule Hystoria several times (Doesn’t count!)

Art Is Dead, and you’re definitely proof of it, ‘cause
Covering ABBA as Drac won’t make you relevant, but
Here’s an idea, make a new pair of those ugly jorts,
‘Cause much like your fame, you should be used to cutting short!

Brian David Gilbert

What are you on about, my vids get the fans viewing!
From collabs and dance moves to gourmands and Dances Moving!
And I know Covid hoisted both of us out of order,
But you feel and smell like shit… wait that’s it! Bo comes from Body Odor!

I don’t need to wear hats with how much you be capping!
Take a tip from your friend Bezos if you wanna battle rap me!
Wanna Make Happy? Then stop being such a cynic!
God has cursed you for your hubris, but your work is more than finished!

Bo Burnham VS Brian David Gilbert - Rap Battle

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/7rnzm6JVEyO
POLL WILL END ON JANUARY 25TH AT 2:00 PM EST

Welcome to the fourth battle of the rap battle all-star tourney! For a reminder since it's been a while, this is a voted tournament of characters that tend to be known as overused in rap battles.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: 
https://discord.gg/sE4gQGC8tN


LYRICS:

Mario:
Let’s a go! You’re slower than turtles I know so I’ll start
I’m turning this tourney into Super Mario All Stars
Steven After Not Surviving’s very used to bawling
And you may know how to dunk, but Mario’s fuckin ballin!
From the NES(S) is where I come, well I guess so do you
Since MatPat milked you for cash when he had nothing else to do
Tried to fight me for real, but only got added as clothes
Based on your fanfics, though, I know you love to “Smash Bros”

Sans:
Kid, you got no chance if you can’t take Steve
I’ll keep a Brooklyn battle kosher, cause I can stack beef
More repetitive in battles than modern platformers you muck up
You’re gonna have a bad time cause it’s time to shut the fuck up!
I’ll Gaster blast a fat bastard
Won’t need to smack Asgore down to take the crown
Cause when it comes to Peaches, nobody came faster
So she left you dry and you got Snowdin at bone town

Mario:
You got power? I can live forever with one shell
While a sneeze in your direction and you’re right off to hell
But once in meme heaven for years you were thriving
Till Fox made a sequel you’re barely alive in
He retconned your whole world and left you a loner
Used to jump through timelines but then forgot about a goat boner
Speaking of, you’re so Bone Dry and out of spit to rebut
But unlike most that I stomp, you won’t be getting up

Sans:
Popularity ever rising, never bonely at a shindig
While your next attempt at stardom is Mario + Minions
When coming up with this tourney, Chao’s first spot was mine
I’ve become more relevant than you in a sixth of time!
No-one wants your water levels, how could you be flowing?
But my bro made lotsa spaghetti for you to cope with!
Bow down to my flames cause I’m Bowser on a diss track
Like Grillby I spat fire, and cooked you to a CrisP ratt


CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Shimario, CreeperPasta, and GnomeYT

Mancha as Sans
Chao as Mario

Beat by Kustom

Thumbnail by ME BITCH

Mixed by ENNWAY

Mario vs Sans - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

Written by Grasman
Funtime foxy: RaccoonBroVA 
Mettaton: Quizzique 
Mixed by Dani
Edited and animated by Grasman 


Mettaton:
Lights! Camera! Action! It’s time for my debut 
Can't believe it’s gotta be against one of Afton’s fursuits
I appreciate you tuning in, but let’s get something straight 
You gotta built in kiddie lure-er but still can’t attract a mate
Got my face on a billion screens, fan scream when I enter the stage 
While your gender got your fanbase more split than your face plates 
I was made to entertain, wishing I’ll be seen by the human race! 
But I’m having second thoughts based on Scott’s constant Furry bait..
Mettaton EX:
Oh yes! This hunk a’ junk is lackin’ glamor, darling.
I doubt even Alphis could fix this clown’s demonic stare (Oh yes)
I suppose you do a decent job at scaring 
But the real horror here is how this was aloud to be on air 

Funtime Foxy:
It’s time I deliver! A performance was demanded of me!
I heard I was fighting a singer, then who the hell is this freak?
It’s shocking, I thought I was the once with interesting design choices 
But who the hell decided where to place your self-destruct button!
Show no more your show, you’re plaguing my TV
I ain’t seen a singing robot this cheesy sense Chuck E.
I’m bringing joy and happiness to little kiddies 
You’re bringing another reason to hate reality TV
Fursuit? Really? Now that’s just a wrong diss
And least my creator doesn't look like he got jaundice 
There’s only one space on the stage, and you’re trying to rap on it?
I take away the mic, go ask Mike, and then I drop it 

Mettaton EX:
You’re just another lazy recolor, made from other robots smelted 
Guess this’ll be the third time you’ve been burnt so bad you melted
I admit, you’ve been built high tech, hell you gotta voice changer
So why not try to mimic the speech of a decent rapper!

Funtime Foxy:
I know a thing or two about kids in stripes
And i'm still in shock how you lost that fight
I don't fail to deliver, fans have demanded an Encore!
I expected heat from someone coming from the core

Funtime Foxy VS Mettaton- Bonus Battle! (Fr. RaccoonBroVA & Quizzique) [2023]

Toni Rigatoni as Colonel Sanders
K.C. as Starbucks Siren
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by 3ple, Theme Park Avenue, Leo Barqui & KCToons
Mixed by Serena
Art by 3ple
Beat by Jake Angel Beats
Cover art by M!CAH
Special thanks to 3ple

Sanders:
Back from the grave to come batter this dame, I'll be fryin’ her under pressure, God
You're half of my age; though I'm graspin’ a cane, still a master at runnin’ a restaurant 
Here’s a fact you can't face: the batch of lattes that you're servin’ are lackin’ in taste 
You tactless disgrace, how you gonna outrun my business when you've got problems with handling race?
Got finger lickin’ rhymes to rebuke this siren so I advise you to stay muted, silent
Just like the tired workers you choose to fight with, all to prevent them from unionisin’
Food’s appetizin’ here, unlike your venue’s
Won't need whipped cream to be toppin’ your menus
Your frappuchinos, I'll quickly spit it
‘Cause I'd get diabetes from a single sip in

Starbucks:
Oh please, I won't be taking a lecture from you on how I'm imparting sweets 
When one single bite of your greasy chicken would clog up all of my arteries 
I'm finishing you like your mash, done in an instant with all of the flow that I got
I find it surprising you're grasping the mic, when you've had troubles in holding a job!
But I’ll give this old man applause, he started a family rapidly falling apart
‘Cause at home, he's a fraud; left his first wife alone for so long that his own ass got dropped 
And that's only the start! Got a stroke of bad luck and I thought Ronald was the troubled clown
Had to watch as two of your fathers passed away, how's that for a Double Down? (Wooo!)

Sanders:
I'll say, those disses you're spittin’ felt like your biscuits - that shit’s tasteless 
Now I've dealt with my fair share of raw chickens, but even they weren't this naked
Must've Costa lot to be a little side dish; in the Grande scheme of cafés, you blow
I broke into the scene with the chicken I dish, you break into a scene when it's Game of Thrones!
Compared to me, like your skin you plainly pale
I could even top Popeye’s when I'm raisin’ sales
If we're talkin’ bringin’ spice, I’ll crank it to 11
Check the drip, I'm best suited to master this profession
So it - ain't no question when you fall shorter
‘Cause a small cup of coffee is a tall order
Can't decide on a size when Wi-Fi’s all you’re asked for
My image lives on, for you it's the last straw!

Starbucks:
What legacy? A recipe that they're neglecting? Please.
I asked your workers, they say scalding them’s your specialty
With how often you're marking headlines for your awful work scene, it's shocking
Not even I could stir up so much controversy that common!
I'd be surprised if you could land a single hit on me
This crotchety old man walks like he's rocking with some chicken feet
I've an awfully hot coffee pot and I'm dropping it all on a dishonest pop
Your title is nothing but pure poppycock, ‘cause you've never even been a fuckin’ army jock
So Colonel, you shoot a corny advert and then you
End up forgotten like your breakfast menu
Take your lifeless brand back to its gravesite
I’m dropping you quicker than the actors you’re played by
Spitting hotter Zingers that you can't avoid at all
And I'm shitting on your chicken like a famous toilet bowl
Don't need drumsticks to set a beat, your poultry’s gross, bitch
Kicked the bucket cause I left this old bean roasted!

KFC vs Starbucks. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Toni Rigatoni & K.C.)

Sweeney Todd Vs Patrick Bateman DEMO

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


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Thumbnail by Grasman

clowncore vs weirdcore 2 (Ft Alex M, BirdJormungandr, and Azia)

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