All you Whos better run
I'm coming down there with a gun
We'll see who's having some Christmas fun
It's the Grinch Yeah the Grinch

I'll do what I want to do
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

I stole your Christmas and your stockings too
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

Is it because my shoes are too tight
Or my head's not screwed on right
Or cause I'm green and you guys are white
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

Your noise drives me up a wall
My heart is 2 sizes too small
I hate your singing most of all
Cause I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

I'll do what I want to do
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

I stole your Christmas and your stockings too
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

I can't stand your Christmas feast
I can't stand your stupid roast beast
I can't stand roast beast in the least
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

I'll do what I want to do
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

I hate Christmas and I hate you
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch

All you Whos better run
I'm coming down there with a gun
We'll see who's having some Christmas fun
It's the Grinch Yeah the Grinch

I hate Christmas and I hate you
I'm the Grinch I'm the Grinch


I'm the Grinch

Original SN2D songs from the Anti-Art thing at the Artichoke in Cleveland in 1990.

1990 Squeezing Norman To Death

Bobby Fisher is rolling in his grave
Thinking bout the way the chess man plays
The one man Kasparov couldn't beat
#1 target of the KGB

He's thinking 25 moves ahead
He has a calculator in his head
He's got 1000 opening lines
And he's fighting crimes

Chorus:
He's the Chess Man
Saving the world with his master plan
He's the Chess Man
He's got about a million fans
He's the Chess Man
Regular minds can't understand
He's the Chess Man

You can try all your opening tricks
The guy's been playing since he was six
Watch your pawn wall disintegrate
He's been a champion since he was eight
He's thinking 38 moves ahead
If you mess with him you'll be dead
He's got 1000 opening lines
And he's fighting crimes

Chorus

He'll take your dollars and he'll take your sense
He'll kick your ass with his French defense
Just when you thought he was gone he's back
Discovering your king with his pawn attack

He's thinking 45 moves ahead
If you mess with him you'll be dead
He's got 1000 opening lines
And he's fighting crimes

Chorus

He's thinking 45 moves ahead
If you mess with him you'll be dead
He's got 1000 opening lines
And he's fighting crimes
He's the Chess Man


Chess Man

Business Traveling (Dimension Bill Edwards cover)

You're a magic kind of monster
And I like you yes I like you
You're a magic kind of monster
And I like the things you do

Happy little monster there
I see you yes I see you
Magic little monster ya
I see the things you do

Many little monsters ya
I see you and I like you
Magic little monsters
I like to see the things you do

Magic Little Monster

I’m bout to tell you the story of the forefathers of modern rap music

Sweetness, the Fridge and the Punky QB
Samurai Mike and Speedy Willie
This is the crew with the style and hustle
Who ignited the world with the Superbowl Shuffle 

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

Chuck D was spinning his wheels in school
Thinking that writing some rhymes would be cool
He saw the Shuffle and he said to his man
Yo Flavor Flav let's start a band

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

Before Biggie and Tupac and Eazy E
The Bears were bringing their rhymes to the scene
They inspired Snoop Dogg, Dre and Ice Cube
Fifty cent was just a penny when they formed their crew

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

Me's Album

85 Bears

A cover of a song by Paul Spacek's band, Starling.

I Can’t Think About Nobody Else But You (Starling Cover)

Some call me Dr. Rendevous
It's insulting, but it's kind of true
Up in a rocket I flew
And I set foot on the moon

My name is Buzz Aldrin
Second man on the moon
I have a phd 
That's Dr. Buzz to you

It wasn't a pleasure cruise
Weren't no vacation
What did I find up there?
Magnificent desolation

Second Man

Puffy clouds are floating in your head
Fish are swimming in your mind 
A seahorse offers you the secrets of the sea
If you only had a little more time 
 
Wake up the dream is over
Time to rub that sleep out of your eyes
Morning's here and you have to go to work
So get out of that bed and rise 
 
Now the sea is a haze of con- fusion
Answers stay at the edges of your thoughts
The sea's secrets are so elusive
All the things you thought you learned are lost 
 
Wake up the dream is over
Time to rub the sleep out of your eyes
Morning's here and you got some things to do
So get out of that bed and rise 
 
The situation gets more un- real
A smiling seagull says hell- o 
The sound of wisdom from the bottom of the sea
Is just the drive time radio 
 
Wake up the dream is over
Time to rub the sleep out of your eyes
Morning's here and you have to go to work
So get out of that bed and rise

Time to Wake Up

FIGHT TO WIN (Win the Fight)

Music by Mike, Words by Quinn

The competitions hot
You’re thinking maybe you’re not!
You’ve got to give it all that you got
You’ve gotta fight to win!

All day doing you’re best
You’re charmed baby you’re blessed
Oh yeah you gotta pass the test
You’ve gotta fight to win

Fight fight fight fight
Win win win win
Kick kick kick
Kick some ass

Fight to win Win the fight
Kick some butt
You gotta do whats’ right

Fight to win Win the fight
Kick em in the nut 
Do whats right

You’ve got a Girl she only has one arm
Picked her up at an apple farm
Pull the handle and sound the alarm
You’ve gotta fight to win!

Cocaine gonna make stronger
Gonna make you last a little longer
You’re a regular warmonger
FIGHT TO WIN!

Fight to win Win the fight
Kick some but
You gotta do whats’ right

Fight to win Win the fight
Kick em in the nut 
Do whats right

Fight To Win

Late at night you're trying to sleep
You wake and feel something tickling your feet
You get up and grab your gun
That was just Sara having some fun
 
Invisible Sara she can’t be seen
She makes you think you're going crazy when she moves around your things
Thought you heard a sound You weren't errant
It’s just that she is transparent
 
Invisible Sara she can’t be shown
She turns off the tv when you're watching game of thrones
You look around all filled with fright
Sara is out of sight
 
Invisible Sara she doesn't care
She throws a lego on the floor when you're walking down the stairs
You don't believe in ghosts You're skeptical
Sara's imperceptible
 
Invisible Sara she can’t be seen
She makes you think you're going crazy when she moves around your things
Thought you heard a sound You weren't errant
It’s just that she is transparent

Invisible Sara

I woke up this evening from an after dinner snooze
And went down to the corner store to buy some smokes and booze
That's when I realized my wallet wasn't there
So I just took that stuff and ran

It's been a strange strange night
I couldn't sleep
I just remembered that I smoked some pcp 

I went to my neighbors house and picked the lock
I made off with his silverware and his prized peacock
I heard him yelling when I was halfway down the street
Saying that's the 4th peacock this week

It's been a strange strange night
Some things occurred
Now you know I have a bird

I came across a homeless guy peeing on a lamp post
I traded him my shirt for a half a pack of smokes
I took off my pants and gave them to a passing guy
I really couldn’t even say why

It's been a strange strange night
I couldn't sleep
I just remembered that I ate some LSD

Now this is the part of the story where things get a little weird
Me and my peacock decided to go down to the pier
We got chased by some angry birds
They thought that was their turf
I practiced karate on some swans

It's been a strange strange night
I was really high
I decided I wanted to fly

I stole a helicopter from the local evening news
I was cruising around up there enjoying some views
Then I lost control and crashed into a tree
I found some cops surrounding me

It's been a strange strange night
I was in a haze
I punched a cop then I ran from the taze

It's been a strange strange night
It's been a strange strange night
It's been a strange strange night
Today

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