You got me smiling. That lazer blaster beat is sooo goood.

Sunday Stroll In our Sunday best
We gazed upon the sun out west
Moments before our love confessed
We joined in an embrace

We spun together
Then the weather
Took a turn for strange
The sky began to change
Something landed on her face

Meat was raning from the sky over ol' Kentucky
I was feeling lucky, now I'm not so sure
Meat was raining from the sky over old Kentucky
Maybe all my loving thoughts have been Impure

Do I love or her or just crave her
In a carnal way
What will the preacher say 
when he hears that we held hands?

Signs from the sky
land in my eye
I dont  know what they mean
The signs are raw and lean

Is it the lamb or is it ham?

Meat was rainin from the sky

A song about being a planet being taken over?

A Dead Progression

My take on a very pretty song that the wonderful Zac Crow wrote. I love ya buddy. Keep on kicking ass.

I Can’t Hide

I’m bout to tell you the story of the forefathers of modern rap music

Sweetness, the Fridge and the Punky QB
Samurai Mike and Speedy Willie
This is the crew with the style and hustle
Who ignited the world with the Superbowl Shuffle 

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

Chuck D was spinning his wheels in school
Thinking that writing some rhymes would be cool
He saw the Shuffle and he said to his man
Yo Flavor Flav let's start a band

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

Before Biggie and Tupac and Eazy E
The Bears were bringing their rhymes to the scene
They inspired Snoop Dogg, Dre and Ice Cube
Fifty cent was just a penny when they formed their crew

85 Bears
The Shufflin Crew
The best team that ever
Sang a rap for you

Me's Album

85 Bears

We gained experience, and skills to evolve
Through adventures and puzzles to solve.

Surf through the seas, fly through the sky.
No cave too deep, or mountain too high.

I will be, the greatest there ever was.
I will fight, endlessly just because...

I want to be the number one,
Be the champion!

Ditty Crankers

Be the Champion (Demo)

well she made some real nice songs
shes been MIA for weeks now,
suspect in countless crimes,
and now shes on the run      
 we dont know if shes dangerous,
so we'll hire some kids to find her
does anybody here know what became of sara?
she may have took her bike,
to the mountains of colorado
shes grainy and elusive,  
like a bigfoot in the trees    
she may be seeking gold and riches,
in the city of el dorado 
has anybody here seen sara?
just follow the trail of bodies to missourah
and bike like a psycho cross the country AND BACK!
she was seen in Cali forn eye eh
man, that place is so big
we've lost 5 child actors 
on this hunt today
its not as bad as it seems
we made em all sign waivers tell me
does anybody here know what became of sara?

What Became Of Sara

Barieillas House

floridaman

There's a Kansas Man who will pay you $25,000 to find him a girlfriend,
Who loves dogs as much as he does.
He was tired of online dating, so he decided to create a website to find his soulmate,
Someone, who doesn't get irony.
The definition of insanity,
Is swiping right on repeat.

Kansas Man
Kansas Man
Had a plan,
but he didn't understand,
that the world wasn't made
for a Kansas Man,
for a Kansas Man.

A Kansas Man has asked a Judge for trial by combat with his ex-wife,
And her lawyer.
They destroyed him legally so he wants to rend their souls from their bodies,
With a samurai sword.
He met their absurdity
With his own insanity.
Kansas Man,
Kansas Man.
Had a plan, 
But he didn't understand
That the world wasn't made
For a Kansas Man
For a Kansas Man.

A Kansas Man will consistently vote against his own economic self-interest
If you talk about guns and god.
And he believes the rich man picking his pockets when he tells him that the real problem are immigrants
And the welfare queens.
Our changing society,
Gave him economic anxiety.
Kansas Man,
Kansas Man.
Had a plan,
But he didn't understand
That the world wasn't made
For a Kansas Man.
For a Kansas Man.

Kansas Man

Crazy dan was a florida man
Big ol knife and a sweet suntan
Livin at the wal mart in the back of his van
Wrasslin gators just whenever he can

Crazy dan was a violent man
He aint never been beat
He got a duffle bag of gator heads
And a necklace made of feet

Supplex, piledriver
Flying elbow coming out of a tree
Crazy dan put a gator in figure 4 ,
He just couldn’t let em be.


Crazy dan went wrassin
High on LSD
First gator see saw dan fell in love and said
Baby won’t you marry me?

C
Never knew what hit him when that gator bit I’m
Dan’s physical form expired
No more hasslin
No more wrasslin
Crazy dan’s retired.

Undertaker Backbreaker
He’ll rip off your gator maker
Crazy Dan from FLA
Whoop dam gators everyday
Gator Gator here he come
Dan he gonna give you some
Make a gator suck his thumb
Crazy dan godamn you dumb

Crazy Dan the Florida Man

"Fade in from another galaxy"

used to have aspirations 
led my department in sales
Ambition brought travails

received a fine promotion 
reppin' liquor for the corporation  
DJ QUASAR'S COUSIN RAY 
my associate or a phantasm 


Business Travelling too long 
Sirius to Andromeda 
Tell me, which earth is this? I don't Recognize 




In a motel on the Event Horizon 
desensitizin' to what I'm supplying. 

Not buying? I'll change your perspective 
Toss your body into the Black Hole
Death card Tarot dealt by the pharaoh






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++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++
+++++++++
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should've expected
paperwork rejected 
stock market crash, so I'm lottery scratchin'

in the Transporter reality unraveling 
quantums break my Cellular Core 


business travelling too long 
Sirius to Andromeda 
Tell me, which earth is this? I don't Recognize

85 Bears

waynethebrainthain

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