Raunchy, hooky, guitar-riffing love song from a man to a dominatrix

Twisted Like a Biscuit, Words and Music (C) 2025 Michael Sion (BMI)

:Lead and background vocals, piano: Smiley Mikey (Michael Sion)
Background vocals: Daniel and Aaron
Guitars, bass, drums, mixing: Aaron
Additional mixing: Daniel
Mastering: Adam Grover, Sterling Sound, Nashville

LYRICS:

Honey, I never knew what a big pain in the ass was
Till I met you. A bad dream come true
Honey, I never knew how much a man could put up with
But you’re worth it. Cuz you’ve got spirit.

And something keeps me coming back for more

Never knew a girl so alive in the moment
Keep me on my toes and you’re stompin’ all over ’em
Now my worst nightmare is you losin’ interest
Dancin’ on the wild side, you’re so twisted

Twisted like a biscuit!
Whoo!  Twisted like a biscuit!

Honey, how’d you ever learn to party like a medieval demon
Where you been livin’? What you been seen in?
Honey, don’t know how you ever got me sniffin’ leather
Binded and blinded. Chokin’ and smokin’

You’re like no lover I’ve ever met before

Never knew a girl so cocky in a corset
Knock me off my feet and you slap me up in bracelets
Begging for more from a blackhearted mistress
Dancin’ on the wild side, you’re so twisted

Twisted like a biscuit
Whoo!  Twisted like a biscuit!


Whoo! Twisted like a biscuit
Whoo!  Twisted like a biscuit!
 

Twisted like a biscuit (You’re so twisted)
Sharp like a corkscrew (You’re so twisted)
Studs on the glove, too (You’re so twisted)
Naughty things that you do (You’re so twisted)
My nasty habit, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Make me to an addict, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Simpin’ and subbin’, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Can I get another, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Faster with the lash, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Jumpin’ Jack splash, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Girl behind the mask, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Supervillain laugh, yeah (You’re so twisted)
Suck it up, succubus (You’re so twisted)
Better look that word up (You’re so twisted)
Big pain in the butt (You’re so twisted)
Nips all clamped up (You’re so twisted)

Twisted Like a Biscuit

Twisted Like A Biscuit

I'm Smiley Mikey (Michael Sion). I write songs to stick in your head.

Twisted Like A Biscuit

Michael Sion, songwriter